A jury has found R. Kelly not guilty of fourteen counts of child pornography.
Kelly – who has long been rumored to be sexually “into” young girls – has denied that it is him in the video with the 13-year-old girl, six years ago. The victim also denied it was her in the film even though numerous witnesses claim that both Kelly and the victim were indeed the ones in the footage.
Brooke Hogan recently spoke with E! channel’s Michael Yo (off-air) about her mother’s relationship with a boy man who is 29-years younger.
“I’m totally freaked out,” she admitted. “I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”
The blond youngster whom Linda has sunk her meathooks into is Charley Hill, 19 – a former classmate of Brooke and Nick’s!
“I went to school with him. He was a grade under me. Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us.”
Brooke also confessed that she is struggling to deal with all the scandal that has been tearing her family apart.
She said, “I am just staying the course and dealing with it and supporting my family. I’m actually on my way to see Nick now. You know, I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It’s crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.”
Ok, first off. The age. I’m not usually bothered too much by age differences, but it’s obvious that Linda is trying to jump start her stale sex-life or she is trying to prove something. Most likely both. She wants to prove that she still “has it” and is still a hot commodity. I highly doubt she actually has a connection with a 19-year old. I mean, c’mon, she’s pushing 50. It’s all about the dick, baby.
And doesn’t Gnarly Charley looks like a 19-year-old Hulkster!? Kinda creepy – although not quite as creepy as Hulk dating a chick that looks like his daughter’s twin I suppose!
[Below: Hulk talks to Larry King about Nick and God]
So just how did Hefner’s ladies like the surprise?
They LOVED it.
Kendra Wilkinson said, “I think it was the perfect surprise for him. Come on, Pam Anderson, walking out with a cake naked. What can get better than that?”
Main squeeze Holly Madison chimed in, “I felt like I shouldn’t look because I know her, and she walked out naked! So I was, like, looking around, trying not to look there!”
But don’t be mistaken, the girls gave Hef sexy gifts as well. “We gave him chocolate body parts,” Wilkinson said. “We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all. I molded my ass, so I could call it ‘chocolate starfish. It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle. You’ll see it on the show coming up.”
Ok, so this isn’t the first story about Lindsay Lohan supposedly porking some guy’s brains out in a bathroom, but at least it wasn’t in rehab this time.
Bobby Brown’s son Landon is blabbing to the world that he stuck it to the freckled actress in a public bathroom.
He says,
“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together . . . I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”
Hmmm . . .who actually believes this dude? For some reason I think he’s full of shit! I mean, I know Lindsay is a dirty little whore, but I’m not buying it.
Landon also made it known to the National Enquirer that he wouldn’t mind tapping that a second time. He says, “I’m actually trying to get back in touch with her – really soon.”
Kate Beckinsale told Glamour Magazine that being a good cook and being good at sex are mutually exclusive. Kate, of course, is good at sex.
“I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”
A wise man once said, “I want to bang Kate Beckinsale so bad.” I think it was Confucius. Why can’t thinkers of our generation be as profound as those from yesteryear?
With that, here are some outtakes of Kate from her Mean Magazine shoot. Tons more after the jump.
R. Kelly’s trial is finally underway after 6 years of his attorneys successfully delaying the court process.
Opening arguments were Tuesday and Kelly’s legal team claims that the man in the video couldn’t possibly be their client as he has a prominent mole on his back. They claim the mole has been there since Kelly’s childhood. No mole is seen on the back of the man appearing in the video.
Mole-y! Mole-y! Mole-y!!
“There is no mole on his back,” said Sam Adam Jr., a member of Kelly’s defense team. “Robert Kelly is not on that tape. Not a single witness can tell you that is him on the tape.”
The girl in the questionable film, who is now of legal age, also claims that it’s not her in the video. The defense says that woman is actually a prostitute seen accepting money at the beginning and end of the video.
The couple engage in sexual acts on a bearskin rug and later the female dances and calls the male, “Daddy.”
Prosecutors claim the video was set up by R. Kelly and could have longterm effects on the victim. “A child doesn’t choose to be violated and placed on a videotape, a videotape that will live on forever – long after this child becomes an adult,” Cook County prosecutor Shauna Boliker said.
Adnan Ghalib, the photographer who leeched onto Britney Spears during the midst of her apparent breakdown, claims to have a sex tape with the pop star and is shopping around for the highest bidder.
Of course he is. Like this is some sort of surprise? We all knew he was using her, and Britney was just dumb, or ill, enough to let him.
The tape is reportedly over two hours long and contains about 20 minutes of actual sex, the rest is stripping and foreplay. Britney wears her infamous pink wig throughout the film and strips down to nothing. When Adnan asks her to remove the wig Britney says, “Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.”
Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!
The tape was supposedly filmed while the two ran off to Mexico back in January.
You know, it’s actually surprising that a Britney sex tape has never been leaked. Yeah, we have all seen her famous clamato, but not in action. I’m still surprised Federline never stooped to that level and leaked a tape. I guess he didn’t have to though, he just knocked her up instead. The ultimate meal ticket for the celebrity parasite. I hope this rumor isn’t true though, because just the thought of Brit and Adnan doing the nasty is enough for me to hurl…let alone watching it. And yes, if it is real, I’ll have to watch it. Dammit.
Cindy Crawford says she regrets not being a little wilder in her younger days.
The supermodel dishes that when she was breaking into the business she didn’t partake in the drugs and wild sexual adventures as the other models. Instead she was reserved, naive and straight laced. In fact, Cindy says she’s much wilder in her 40s than she ever was in her 20s.
She says, “I regret that I wasn’t wilder. I was working and I was nervous. I was the one in the corner with the book, being responsible. I can be wild now. I’ll sometimes dance on a table for my husband and his friends. But not naked, those days are gone.”
Chris Noth, a.k.a. ‘Mr. Big’ on Sex and the City, is one of the few men on this earth that doesn’t spring instant wood at the mere thought of Victoria’s Secret models.
Noth thinks the entire VS campaign is a bit too much. The wings, the sparkle, the holiday Santa-girl costumes. In fact, he says in his opinion the models look “gaudy.”
He tells WENN, “I’m not into Victoria’s Secret so much. I find it over the top. I like subtlety and I like elegance. I think their things are gaudy and they are really trying too hard. If I could make a fashion statement, I think that Victoria’s Secret looks to me like somebody who is putting on too much make-up. It’s too gaudy, man. I mean, come on take it easy, you don’t have to have a f*ckin’ bouquet of flowers on your underwear. Sorry Victoria’s Secret; I hope they’re not one of our sponsors!”
