Source: theblemish.com

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were in Cannes at P. Diddy’s yacht party on Thursday where guests say the two best friends looked like they were in love. The Sun has pictures of Lindsay nuzzling Samantha’s neck and another where they almost seem to be kissing.

“And they didn’t care who saw them draped over each other. “If they are together then it’s a nice vision of their love.”

Rumors of a romantic lesbian relationship between these two have been floating around for years. I can see why. Lindsay is young and somewhat attractive while Samantha Ronson looks like a Gremlin. One of the ugly ones. Not Gizmo. This has hot lesbian sex written all over it. Personally, I’d trap Samantha in a burlap sack and throw her in the furnace, but the heart wants what the heart wants. And if that’s some creepy Gollum-like creature who shuffles behind you when you go out, then so be it.

PEOPLE posted a better picture.

Source: theblemish.com

Lindsay Lohan was seen crying at Crown Bar in West Hollywood after fighting with her long time girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Lindsay had to be comforted by Diana Ross’ son and Lauren Conrad.

“They had a full-blown fight,” said our spy. “Evan Ross, Diana’s son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears.” Lohan, who has been accused of stealing clothes lately, just recorded a song in which the lyrics go: “You got a problem with it? If I want it, I get it now.”

Knowing celebrities, this was probably over something stupid like a pair of socks or who took the last tampon in the women’s restroom. Luckily, there is a solution to this problem. Heidi Klum needs to give me a blow jay post haste. What? I don’t have time for your questions, Heidi. Just do it. The fate of the world lies within your mouth!

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Lindsay Lohan is crazy. We already know this. Plus, when you add an intoxicating substance of any kind, the craziness multiplies.

The reports have been trickling in this week of Lindsay’s NY weekend with girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

From what sources are saying, Lindsay fell off the wagon like it was no big deal. Saturday while night Samantha worked at NY’s Hawaiian Tropic Zone Lindsay hung out behind the DJ booth in a VIP table - drinking Grey Goose/Red Bulls.

But the real action took place Friday night at the Beatrice Inn, where Ashley Olsen thought she would say hello to Samantha.

Lindsay, who has always been a super territorial bitch, wasn’t happy about Ashley talking to her woman so she went off on the pint-sized star.

A source told the NYP, “Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend!’ ”

Some reports have suggested that Ashley was trying to warn Sam to get away from crazy Linds, but I doubt that actually took place. Unless Ashley wanted to be on the receiving end of a beat down. Or maybe that’s why Lindsay blew a gasket?

Regardless, this is been about the only juicy news about Lohan in months. Is it bad for me to say “Hooray, the trainwreck is back!”?

(*Bonus - Check out Lindsay Ronson’s Facebook profile)

Source: theblemish.com

Yesterday it was all about Lindsay downing Red Bull and Grey Goose, today it’s all about Lindsay getting jealous that Ashley Olsen said “Hi” to her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

“Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a - - away from my girlfriend,’ ” said our spy. Saturday, Lohan said Ronson “was ignoring her” and became upset. “Samantha was really focused on her work and didn’t leave the booth for anything,” said our spy. Lindsay is so into her pal, she’s even created a Facebook profile under “Lindsay Ronson.”

Two girls fighting over one girl. On the surface, this story had the potential to be really erotic because all problems like this can be solved by them going to a hotel and having a threesome while I sit in the corner breathing heavily. Unfortunately, things don’t always turn out the way you fantasized. Lindsay Lohan looks like a slutty Oompa Loompa, Samantha Ronson looks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings and Ashley Olsen looks like she enjoys boiling eye of newt and tusk of rhino every now and then. A threesome with them would turn out to be as erotic as the time I ate a turkey sandwich and found a fingernail in it.

Lindsay’s Facebook here if you want to Super Poke her. IN THE VAGINA!

Source: theblemish.com

Lindsay Lohan has been to rehab three, four… a lot of times. I forgot the number, but whatever. That’s not the point. Well, it’s sort of related to my point. One I’ve completely forgotten after writing all this. Anyway, Lindsay Lohan is off the wagon. Again. She was at Time Square’s Hawaiian Tropic Zone throwing back Red Bulls and Goose while supporting her best friend/DJ Samantha Ronson. People reports,

For the first hour, the star sat at her table, chatting with friends and smoking cigarettes. Then Lohan started dancing to Britney Spears’s “Gimme More.” Drinking Grey Goose and Red Bull cocktails, she danced the night away with girlfriends. Lohan really got into the music, tossing her hair around and doing full body rolls – even throwing her hands in the air and singing along to Madonna’s new song “4 Minutes.” She also sang along and pumped her chest to “Soulja Boy.”

I’ve never heard someone use the term “body roll,” but I can imagine Lindsay doing it. And it looks hilarious. Embarrassing, but hilarious. The only thing I can’t imagine her doing is pumping her chest. What does that mean? Is that like a body roll, but more chesty or was she thrusting her chest in the air? Why would she do that to Soulja Boy? Aren’t you supposed to hop around like a retard for that one? Ack, this is so confusing. And what’s with that picture up above. Is Lindsay into chicks or is Samantha flirting with Lindsay? It looks like that gremlin is brushing Lindsay’s hair out of her face which is step three in seducing a girl. If Samantha starts slipping roofies in her drink, then I’m positive it’s flirting because that’s step five.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

If Samantha Ronson thinks we won’t recognize her just because she dyed her hair ridiculously blonde, she’s sadly mistaken.

Here she is chillin’ with Lindsay outside the DCMA store in Hollywood. How very hipster.

And I love how they’re just sitting there surrounded by Red Bulls and cigarettes. My car still hasn’t been cleaned up from my road trip, and the passenger seat is pretty much covered in empty Red Bull cans and empty packs of Marlboro Lights. I went to pick up a friend last night, and he got in my car, looked around, and was like, “Um, I see what you’ve been doing for the past two days: drinking Red Bull and, uh, smoking cigarettes.” And I was like, “Yes, that pretty much sums it up.”

I really think Lindsay Lohan and I might be kindred spirits.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

We finally got a shot of Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan together!

Yay!

Oh, they are soooo doing it.

And by “it” I of course mean “cocaine.”

The photo agency says this pic was taken at a “medical center” in Beverly Hills. I sure do hope that by “medical center” they mean “AA meeting.”

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Leggings Lohan hit up Dominics on Friday night, and left in a car driven by Samantha Ronson.

Lindsay and SamRo have been hanging out a lot lately, but Lindsay is always very careful not to be photographed with her. They leave separately, and then, when Samantha pulls the car around, Lindsay covers her face until they drive away. Smart girl. And smart of her not to drive herself. Dumb of her to be drinking, though.

Check out her nails. Craziness. And what the hell is in her hand? Looks like a plastic baggie of some sort. Hm.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

So you know how Paris is parading around town with that ring that says “BM,” the initials of her new love, Benji Madden?

Now Lindsay is sporting an “SR” ring, I assume for Samantha Ronson.

I don’t know if this is a publicity stunt or what, but I freakin’ love it. Brilliant, Linds, brilliant!

Source: theblemish.com

Sweet Jesus, it’s going to attack Lindsay! Kill it! Kill it now! Ahh, run for your life Lindsay!