The Sun, The Daily Mail and Holy Moly are all reporting that Lindsay Lohan and boy/girlfriend Samantha Ronson got into a fight over her ex, Calum Best, who she ran into for the second time during her trip to London. Sam has been rumored to be very jealous towards Lindsay’s ex-boyfriends so naturally, when Lindsay danced up on Calum, Sam was pissed.

The two were said to have gotten into a “catfight” that left Lindsay crying in her taxi. Sam came to join her ten minutes later but stormed out of the car once they arrived at their hotel leaving Lindsay once again, holding her head in her hands.

“It was quite clear something was up. Lindsay had tears in her eyes as she left.”

Is it over? Has Lindsay’s past come back to haunt her? Will Sam ever be able to forgive her? The answer to all these questions and more next time on As the Lindsay Turns.

Holy Moly also put up a video of the incident (up top) and clearly, you had to be there because I have no idea what’s going on. Sam could be mad and Lindsay could be crying. Then again, a lot of things could be possible. I could be the King of France and you could be popular and sexy. Well, maybe not you, per say, but definitely me. I guess I should have put “I could be popular and sexy.” Sorry for giving you false hope, dude.

On Friday night, a anti-fur protester caked Lindsay Lohan’s head with a huge, white load. Of flour. The protester shouted, “Lindsay Lohan, fur hag!,” as she made her triumphant mark. PETA spokesman Robbie LeBlanc said:

“Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all.”

As youngsters often do, Lindsay’s boyfriend Samantha went straight to her MySpace the next day to defend her honor.

There is a fine line that distinguishes the difference between exercising our freedom of expression and offending others, for example the debate regarding freedom of speech vs. hate speech…. i feel that this principle should apply to protestors also. It’s a pity that some groups feel the need to assault people as opposed to fighting with words.

Whenever I feel the need to vent about something that feels unfair to me I reach for my computer, I don’t run out of the house with abusive intentions. I don’t expect everyone to react the same way, but I do expect people to respect each other. Maybe that’s my first mistake? It seems lately I am learning that there are too many people who put another species before their fellow man and that’s sad. I don’t wear fur, but I don’t think I have the right to ATTACK those who do. No one has that right.

PETA should focus their efforts on educating people on what they believe are injustices instead of seeking press via harassing those in the limelight. I received an apology too many days late from the PETA folks (the blog removal was too little too late) and today I’m pissed at the bag of flour thrown on Lindsay last night. Not because I got powdered down, but because the girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it’s an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person. I would have more respect for them if they didn’t use other people to get their point across. Lindsay, Mary Kate, Ashley Olsen, Anna Wintour and the rest of the targeted celebrities aren’t the problem, I’m pretty sure they’re not the only ones wearing fur, in fact, they should be appreciated by PETA for giving them a target. If it weren’t for them, who would get them press?????

I know I’m probably going to get a lot of angry emails in response, but I don’t really care. I got enough last week for no reason so I’m more than happy to ignore the nastiness after seeing what I saw last night. I’m not about to throw on a fur coat in retaliation, but had I had one within reach, I’m not sure I would have walked away from it.

ET has pictures of the whole thing and frankly, Lindsay wasn’t too impressed with that load. Just last month at her annual bukkake party, Lindsay had twice that amount explode on her. Amateurs.

Lindsay Lohan may be dating Samantha Ronson but that doesn’t mean she’s given up the penis. A friend tells Full Disclosure that Lindsay insists she still loves men and that Samantha is the only person she’d go gay for.

“She has been telling everyone over and over that she’s still into guys,” one friend spilled to us. “She keeps saying if anything went wrong with Sam she would date a guy next. She even flirts with guys when they go out.”

Samantha is a goblin so there’s not much hope for this relationship. Between the ring Samantha has to deliver to Mount Doom and Lindsay flirting with guys, they don’t have a lot of time for each other. Sooner rather than later, they’ll drift apart and while Lindsay is etching notches into her bedpost, Samantha, well, who knows what she’ll be doing because who gives a shit?

As a followup to the Lindsay flirting with Chace Crawford story, here are a few more details based off an eyewitness account. I didn’t really verify this so take this for what you will.

According to a source, Chace Crawford, Taylor Momsen and others were engaged in conversation when an arm comes out of nowhere and grabs Chace’s hair, tussles it up and disappears. He notices Lindsay hiding behind someone, laughs and finishes his conversation. “She had that look in her eyes, as if she really liked the guy. She would mess his hair up, then turn around a bunch of times. At times they would be next to each other laughing and whispering.”

What’s up with that Lindsay? How could you use that special move you and Sam perfected in the bedroom on someone you barely knew? This act of betrayal will likely not go unanswered. Expect Sam to use Lindsay’s most beloved move. I believe it’s called the “hold my hair, I think I’m gonna puke.”

Over the past couple of days, there have been two conflicting reports regarding the status Lindsay and Samantha Ronson’s relationship. Which one is right? You guys must be on pins and needles!

The Daily Mail claimed yesterday that Lindsay and Sam got into an argument and are now on the verge of a breakup. Sam is reportedly afraid Lindsay might have slipped back into the party girl habit and wants her to step away from the limelight. She also didn’t appreciate how obsessive Lindsay’s been over her and at times has felt she is being smothered.

Meanwhile, MTV News UK, says Samantha proposed to Lindsay during their trip in Mexico.

The couple were said to be having dinner by the beach when a waiter came over to the table and revealed a diamond ring which had been hidden beneath a silver tray.

A source who witnessed the proposal at the £1,500 a night hotel the girls were staying at has said “It was a gorgeous ring with a big diamond”

I don’t know which of these reports if any are true, but I refuse to believe Samantha proposed to Lindsay in such a cliched way. Don’t lesbians have any originality? Sam should have gotten her drunk and hid the diamond in her lobster. The next day when Lindsay’s writhing in agony as the ring tears through her intestine, Sam should go, “You know that pain you feel? It’s love. In the form of a diamond ring. Will you marry me?” Just don’t expect Lindsay to reply, “Yes, yes, a million times, yes!,” right away.