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Samantha Ronson wasn’t Lindsay Lohan’s first female lover a source tells News of the World. Months before Ronson, Lindsay was with Courtenay Semel and even shared a place together (some evidence to their relationship here). At the time, Lindsay was confused about her sexuality and never went public as she did with Samantha for fear of ruining her career. Allegedly, when Lindsay was with Semel, she would bang a lot of dudes and snort a lot of coke in an attempt to “suppress her urges”.

“But eventually she just gave in and at every party they’d kiss and touch each other in the corner. It’s a miracle nobody found out.

“Both of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together.”

Lindsay’s relationship with both Semel and Ronson devolved into a warped love triangle before Semel, tired of the men Lindsay kept bringing home, moved out and Ronson became her true love.

Hollywood seems fun. The only love triangle I ever had was a heart I drew on a valentine that sort of looked like a triangle. It didn’t lead to bi-sexuality and coke fueled orgies though. It was more stifled laughter which turned into frenzied pointing and ear shattering guffaws. I wish I could just forget yesterday.

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OK! Magazine calls Lindsay Lohan a Faux-mosexual in their thrilling piece about Lindsay’s latest flip-flop in her sexuality (I prefer fun-sexual). Friends tell OK! that while her relationship with Samantha is suffering, she’s been flirting, laughing and giggling with guys. A clear indication that she craves the cock that was once part of her food pyramid.

“Lindsay is the aggressive one in the relationship,” an insider tells OK!. “Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it’s never enough.” Another friend adds, “Lindsay has to be the center of attention, or she’ll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous.”

It’s not surprising that this lasted as long as it did. Samantha kind of looks like a boy. Still, one can only pretend for for so long. I’m sure fisting was great and all, sort of like sticking your hand into a pit of despair, but it just didn’t feel the same to Lindsay.

Source: theblemish.com

Lindsay Lohan has big tits and for some reason she’s dating Samantha Ronson. Allegedly. Still, it might as well be true. There has been no evidence to the contrary while there has been a lot of innuendo confirming it. Anyway, according to News of the World, they’re so in love that they want to get married. Probably around the time when Lindsay’s new album drops. It’s a mystery why they would do that.

Lindsay’s mum Dina has told pals that she wants to “welcome Sam into the family” with a lavish do, including drinks and canapes for Li-Lo’s pals and relatives.

The 22-year-old Freaky Friday star has been shopping for a white mini-dress for the occasion —and I hear she’s chosen a very bridal-looking one by Chanel.

Whatever. There’s no way Samantha or “Sam” can handle a little firecracker like Lindsay. The only person capable of taming this cock hungry lion is me and my spiked dog collar. So don’t be surprised when you hear news of Lindsay cheating on Sam with a devilishly handsome bachelor with granite abs and a medicine cabinet full of tranqs because it’s bound to happen. The eligible bachelor is me by the way. I’m not sure if you got that.

Source: theblemish.com

If this thing blew a kiss at me, I’d think it was casting a spell on me and I’d have to stab it or at the very least, paw wildly at the air in an effort to keep the air kiss from ever reaching my soft, supple lips.

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Is Lindsay Lohan in a relationship with Samantha Ronson? People ask themselves this very question in between bites of their morning bagel. According to PEOPLE magazine, she is because their article on Lindsay Lohan’s prom-themed 22nd birthday party places a lot of emphasis on the PDA between Ronson and Lohan throughout the night. For example:

Once the 50 guests – including former Sopranos star Jamie Lynn Sigler and Lohan’s younger brother Michael – began arriving at the balloon-filled venue, the Birthday Girl greeted them all energetically with smiles, hugs and kisses. Ronson was never far behind, often keeping her hand on the small of Lohan’s back.

And,

As the party wound down, the couple appeared to relax, even sneaking in a small peck on the lips at the DJ booth. By 1:15 a.m., the music was muted and Lohan turned out the lights with Ronson by her side.

I don’t know about this whole lesbian thing, but I have to admit, Samantha Ronson does look quite dapper. Like a young Luke Skywalker. Who wouldn’t want to date this sexy Jedi? Rawr.

Judging by this guy’s expression, Lindsay wasn’t wearing underwear.

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Even though Lindsay Lohan’s mother and sister deny that she is romantically involved with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay’s blabbermouth father, Michael, has no problems outing his famous daughter.

Michael spoke with Usmagazine.com about the lesbian relationship between Lindsay and Sam. He says, “it’s evident to anyone with half a brain.”

Even though he was so eager to publicly announce his daughter’s sexuality, he says that it’s something he really doesn’t want to know about. “Just like the Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.”

Michael also used the opportunity to slam Lindsay’s mother, Dina, saying she exploits her children and that the family has basically gone to hell since their split. He says, “Maybe her mother’s life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn’t. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don’t deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us. But since the separation, look at everything that has happened!”

So, did I hear that right? He’s not into exploiting his children, but yet he continually runs to tabloids to spill the family’s personal business. Dina and Michael are both equally nuts! And as you know, crazy + crazy = Lindsay Lohan!

Yes, the relationship is obvious, but for Michael to out his daughter just goes to show you how classless this family is.

Source: theblemish.com

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were in Cannes at P. Diddy’s yacht party on Thursday where guests say the two best friends looked like they were in love. The Sun has pictures of Lindsay nuzzling Samantha’s neck and another where they almost seem to be kissing.

“And they didn’t care who saw them draped over each other. “If they are together then it’s a nice vision of their love.”

Rumors of a romantic lesbian relationship between these two have been floating around for years. I can see why. Lindsay is young and somewhat attractive while Samantha Ronson looks like a Gremlin. One of the ugly ones. Not Gizmo. This has hot lesbian sex written all over it. Personally, I’d trap Samantha in a burlap sack and throw her in the furnace, but the heart wants what the heart wants. And if that’s some creepy Gollum-like creature who shuffles behind you when you go out, then so be it.

PEOPLE posted a better picture.

Source: theblemish.com

Lindsay Lohan was seen crying at Crown Bar in West Hollywood after fighting with her long time girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Lindsay had to be comforted by Diana Ross’ son and Lauren Conrad.

“They had a full-blown fight,” said our spy. “Evan Ross, Diana’s son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears.” Lohan, who has been accused of stealing clothes lately, just recorded a song in which the lyrics go: “You got a problem with it? If I want it, I get it now.”

Knowing celebrities, this was probably over something stupid like a pair of socks or who took the last tampon in the women’s restroom. Luckily, there is a solution to this problem. Heidi Klum needs to give me a blow jay post haste. What? I don’t have time for your questions, Heidi. Just do it. The fate of the world lies within your mouth!

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Lindsay Lohan is crazy. We already know this. Plus, when you add an intoxicating substance of any kind, the craziness multiplies.

The reports have been trickling in this week of Lindsay’s NY weekend with girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

From what sources are saying, Lindsay fell off the wagon like it was no big deal. Saturday while night Samantha worked at NY’s Hawaiian Tropic Zone Lindsay hung out behind the DJ booth in a VIP table - drinking Grey Goose/Red Bulls.

But the real action took place Friday night at the Beatrice Inn, where Ashley Olsen thought she would say hello to Samantha.

Lindsay, who has always been a super territorial bitch, wasn’t happy about Ashley talking to her woman so she went off on the pint-sized star.

A source told the NYP, “Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend!’ ”

Some reports have suggested that Ashley was trying to warn Sam to get away from crazy Linds, but I doubt that actually took place. Unless Ashley wanted to be on the receiving end of a beat down. Or maybe that’s why Lindsay blew a gasket?

Regardless, this is been about the only juicy news about Lohan in months. Is it bad for me to say “Hooray, the trainwreck is back!”?

(*Bonus - Check out Lindsay Ronson’s Facebook profile)

Source: theblemish.com

Yesterday it was all about Lindsay downing Red Bull and Grey Goose, today it’s all about Lindsay getting jealous that Ashley Olsen said “Hi” to her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

“Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a - - away from my girlfriend,’ ” said our spy. Saturday, Lohan said Ronson “was ignoring her” and became upset. “Samantha was really focused on her work and didn’t leave the booth for anything,” said our spy. Lindsay is so into her pal, she’s even created a Facebook profile under “Lindsay Ronson.”

Two girls fighting over one girl. On the surface, this story had the potential to be really erotic because all problems like this can be solved by them going to a hotel and having a threesome while I sit in the corner breathing heavily. Unfortunately, things don’t always turn out the way you fantasized. Lindsay Lohan looks like a slutty Oompa Loompa, Samantha Ronson looks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings and Ashley Olsen looks like she enjoys boiling eye of newt and tusk of rhino every now and then. A threesome with them would turn out to be as erotic as the time I ate a turkey sandwich and found a fingernail in it.

Lindsay’s Facebook here if you want to Super Poke her. IN THE VAGINA!