Salma Hayek is a breastfeeding addict

Salma Hayek

Ever since giving birth to Valentina last year, Salma Hayek cannot stop breastfeeding her. It’s like an addiction. A very sexy addiction.

“I’m like an alcoholic. It is like, I don’t care if I cry, I don’t care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can’t stop.”

When Valentina becomes too old to be breastfed, please let Salma know I am willing to sacrifice my time to help her fight her addiction. Or enable it. Whichever. People say I don’t care. The truth is, I do. I care a lot. Nom nom nom.

Published on November 12th, 2008 in Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek is filming

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Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek and her hot rack shot a few scenes for 30 Rock the other day in New York. If you’re not completely asexual, you’ll know why this is newsworthy.

Published on October 13th, 2008 in 30 Rock, Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek has big bountiful breasts

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Salma Hayek

Yay for alliteration. Note that I have no idea what the German show “Wetten Daas” is or why they made Salma Hayek dress in a Bavarian Dirdnl dress. It’s just nice to see that when it comes to celebrities with huge tits, foreign countries will demand that they squeeze into the tightest, most low cut dress possible. It makes my job of being a pervert much easier.

There’s sort of a nipple slip here. Emphasis on sort of.

Published on October 6th, 2008 in Das Wetten, Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek no longer engaged

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Salma Hayek

Last September, Salma Hayek gave birth to French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault’s daughter, Valentina. They were engaged to be married. Now they’re not. Their rep tells USA Today:

“We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled. There will be no further comment.”

Valentina is like the golden egg. Pinault is such a sucker. All Salma had to do was carry a baby to term, birth it out, thus ripping her vagina wide open, and take care of her until she turns 18, but Pinault has to cut her a check for 20 grand a month. I think we know who got the better end of this deal.

Published on July 18th, 2008 in Salma Hayek

Salma Hayak at the 2008 Crystal + Lucy Awards, “A Black And White Gala”

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Published on June 18th, 2008 in Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek wanted a son

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Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek recently gave birth to a baby girl with her fiance, François Henri Pinault. Which made it sort of awkward when Salma told Glamour Magazine that she was really hoping for a son when she was pregnant with her daughter.

EE: What has surprised you most about being a mother?
SH: Well, I have to confess something—I wanted a boy.

EE: Really?
SH: At the beginning I did. Probably because I was afraid. I think women suffer a bit more than boys, and there is always conflict between mothers and daughters. But now that she’s here, I’m so happy she’s a girl. And I can’t imagine there ever being conflict between us, because I’m in a state of innocence where I love everything she does. If she does a poop and I have to change the diaper, I love that moment!

I give her credit for making a stunning recovery, but still, that’s a good way to give your kid some issues. That came out of nowhere too. It’s like asking, “What did you do this weekend?,” and instead of, “I went snowboarding,” you get a long story about how your interviewee picked up a hooker and donkey in TJ and came back with weird bumps on his penis and, “Hey, could you take a look and tell me what you think it is?” That’s about when you should politely nod your head, throw your notebook in their face and run away.

Published on March 5th, 2008 in Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek admits she wanted a boy

Source: www.celebitchy.com

In terms of parental faux pas, there are few as big as admitting you wanted your kid to be something other than exactly what they are. Salma Hayek made a pretty big one recently when she admitted to Glamour that she hoped her six-month-old daughter Valentina would be a boy. A word of advice, Salma. Telling a magazine is not the same thing as telling a friend. Little Valentina will be using this against you in every fight the two of you have for the rest of your life – and deservedly so.

“I have something to confess, I wanted a boy.”

Why?

“Probably because I was afraid,” she says. “I think women suffer more a bit more than boys, and there is always conflict between mother and daughters. But now that she’s here, I’m so happy she’s a girl,” Hayek goes on to say. “And I can’t imagine there ever being conflict between us, because I’m in a state of innocence where I love everything she does.”

[From US]

Even if somehow little Valentina never hears this story from a friend on the playground, I’m pretty sure she’ll come across it at some point. That’ll do wonders for her self-esteem, and the mother-daughter relationship. Salma tried to recover a bit, and made some good excuses. But if that kid hears that story anytime before the age of ten, there’s no way Salma’s reasoning will help Valentina out. Salma is engaged to Valentina’s father, French businessman François Henri Pinault, but doesn’t seem to be 100% certain that the two will get married – and doesn’t need the big wedding.

“Do I think we are going to get married? Probably. Will it make a difference? I hope not. I don’t have a need for marriage.

“You want to grow old with someone, you want to have a partner and to have children — we have all those things,” she says.

“Some people need the commitment. Maybe we’ll just make the party!”

[From US]

At first I really liked it when celebs were saying they didn’t care if they got married – it made it sound like they had other stuff going on in their lives and their commitment to a partner was deeper than a ceremony. But so many people are saying it that it’s starting just to feel like the trendy attitude to have. Not to push Salma into it or everything, because I know I have a lot of sway with her. I’d also suggest she burn every copy of Glamour, just to be safe.

Here’s Salma Hayek at the Global Green USA’s 5th Pre-Oscar Party on 2/20/2008. Images thanks to PR Photos.