Russell Brand is suspended

Source: theblemish.com

UK comedian Russell Brand and his cohort Jonathan Ross were suspended from the BBC after leaving “vile” messages on Fawlty Towers actor Andrew Sachs’ answering machine. Russell and Jonathan left a voicemail saying Russell had sex with his granddaughter, Georgina Baillie, and joked Andrew would kill himself over that fact. They then said they would make it up to him by breaking into his house and fondling him in his sleep.

Georgina is now calling for their heads and wants them fired for embarrassing her and her grandfather. “We were lovers but I trusted him as a friend as well. He has betrayed me for a few cheap laughs and left my grandfather distraught,” the dancer said.

At 78, does Andrew Sachs really care who his granddaughter is sleeping with? I’d think he’d have more on his mind like not slipping in the shower or not dying in his sleep. Plus, Georgina is in a burlesque act called the Satanic Sluts. That’s pretty embarrassing in and of itself. Sleeping with Russell Brand might actually be a step up.

Published on October 29th, 2008 in Andrew Sachs, Georgina Baillie, Russell Brand

Kristen Bell’s nipple if you stare really hard

Source: theblemish.com

I’ve been told that if you stare hard enough, recite ten incantations and spin around in a circle three times, you can see Kirsten Bell’s nipples in these screenshots from the Blu-Ray version of “Forgetting Sarah Marshall.” I haven’t tried it yet so don’t blame me if instead of sexy nipples, you see a less sexy bloody murder victim in your monitor. On the flip side, if the dead person turns out to be a hot naked chick, then we’re back in business, baby. Pictures could be NSFW.

Published on October 6th, 2008 in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Kristen Bell, Russell Brand

Britney will be at the VMA’s

Source: theblemish.com

Britney cut two promos with Russell Brand (of Forgetting Sarah Marshall and British comedy things). Much like last year, I won’t be watching this, but the promos are interesting. The juxtaposition of Britney Spears and an elephant was a nice touch. It’s like when girls (Britney Spears) have fat friends (an elephant) to look skinny by comparison. Although, when you think about it, that’s pretty mean. Hey, MTV, shame on you.

Published on August 11th, 2008 in Britney Spears, Mtv Video Music Awards, Russell Brand

Russell Brand is DangerThumb

Source: www.celebitchy.com

“Bestriding the British TV industry like a leggy goth King Charles spaniel on heat” (via Startrip.tv) nothing can stop the madcap genius of Brit Comedy sensation Russell Brand. Having worked his way precipitously through the shag-ready ranks of A,B, C and D level British Babes including Kate Moss, Sadie Frost, Kimberly Stewart and Abi Titmuss (famous for nothing in England –but should be famous everywhere just for that name) as well as any female who’s been on Big Brother UK — he’s the mad-haired, fey, boho lothario of the British moment. He’s a bit of a lad, a right womaniser and saucy tales of his bedroom antics are daily fare in the always estimable London tabloids. All we can say (since you ask) … if you meet the legendary ladies’ man… Don’t shake him by the thumb.

Fresh from his double entendre appearance on the cover of Backdoor Living — Russell has been tapped to host the live broadcast of this years Brit Awards ‘I will do my level best to tear it up,” says RB. “Once it starts it is all in my hands. It it is going to be like the rock and roll Brits of old, returned to the controlled mayhem and danger. I am going to be the ringleader at this carnival of mayhem and I’m really looking forward to it.’ ” Like we said … stay away from his thumbs … unless you are into that sort of thing … then welcome to the digital age. We wish you all opposable joy!