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There’s a lot of circumstantial evidence that suggests that Suri Cruise might not have been born on April 18, 2006 as claimed. First, her birth certificate wasn’t signed by anyone who actually saw Katie or Suri in the hospital and wasn’t issued for a full 20 days after her birth date. It took a full five months for anyone to catch a glimpse of little Suri, when she made her big debut in the October, 2006 issue of Vanity Fair. That seemed extremely suspicious back then, but Britney managed to hide Jayden James for a longer period of time so it’s not necessarily a red flag. The Scientologists also have this thing where babies can’t be exposed to negative influences or something, so that was also cited as a potential reason to have kept Suri under wraps for so long.

A lot of people speculated that Suri wasn’t born in April at all, and cited photos of Katie’s Holmes growing and shrinking bump to show that there was some funny business going on. One photo in particular that made us scratch our heads had Katie looking like she was smuggling a beach ball under her top. There are theories that Suri isn’t Tom Cruise’s biological baby and that Katie was instead pregnant with her ex Chris Klein’s child when she met Tom just a month after her breakup with Chris. Cruise was rumored to be sterile or at least unable to successfully reproduce, given the fact that he had no biological children with ex wife Nicole Kidman and she suffered some miscarriages during their marriage. The curious way that Suri was kept from the public and the lack of convincing evidence of her birthdate were used as evidence that she could be older than Holmes and Cruise claimed, which made her paternity up to question.

Now there’s some hearsay to add to the rumor that Suri is Chris Klein’s and not Tom’s baby. The National Enquirer has a source this week that claims to have had a conversation with Chris that suggested that Katie was pregnant when they broke up back in March of 2005. Their source also passed a lie detector test, but that’s possible with the help of some medication so you can’t put much faith in that. The Enquirer never says outright that Suri must be Chris’ baby, but they sure hint strongly at it:

“Mad Money” star Katie, 29, and Chris, 27, started dating in January 2000. They got engaged at Christmas 2003, but Chris has said they split in March 2005 because they fell out of love.

A month after the breakup, Katie flew to Los Angeles from New York to meet Tom. Two months after that - on June 17, 2005 - Tom announced Katie had accepted his wedding proposal.

But even before their engagement was made public, Chris told the source that he had impregnated Katie, says the pal. “Shortly after his relationship with Katie ended, Chris and I had a heart-to-heart,” the source - who passed a polygraph test - told The Enquirer.

“We were having dinner at Cafeteria, a restaurant in NY’s Chelsea district, when Chris blurted out ‘Dude, you know I got Katie preggers.’

“There was a long silence. I realized Chris had said more than he intended. My next thought was: What happened to the baby?”

Chris never said - and the source says he didn’t ask.

“From the look in Chris’ eyes, I realized this was highly personal. I didn’t want to probe any further. We quickly went on to another topic,” the source said.

“Chris never brought it up again, but I know he must be reminded of Katie’s pregnancy every time he sees her daughter Suri.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, February 4, 2008]

I really don’t believe that Katie Holmes ran the full NY Marathon or even walked it, but it feels kind of wrong to speculate whether Suri is Tom’s biological child or not. A lot of signs point to “no,” but this is a little girl who is being raised by a batshit crazy, but still completely attentive loving father who is doing his best to ensure that she’s indoctrinated in the manner he’s accustomed to. All we have at this point is some circumstantial evidence and the word of a person who may not even be real. Even if some friend of Klein’s heard him say this, it doesn’t mean that Suri is Kleins. Katie could have had a miscarriage or maybe she thought she was pregnant and really wasn’t. Maybe it doesn’t matter if Tom is Suri’s biological dad or not. Heath’s death helped me grow a conscience this week, although I’m sure by next week I’ll be back to normal.

Thanks to Splash News for these photos and Pink is The New Blog for the composite image.

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Apparently people were all up in a tizzy saying Michael Jackson was getting married. To a woman. A genetically original woman. I didn’t hear anything about said tizzy, but it was big enough to require Jacko’s people to release an official statement. Apparently it’s not true. Though he’s such a weird guy and there’s so much mystery surrounding him that I wouldn’t rule anything out. He probably did get married, it was just to a coffee maker or other random household appliance instead of a woman.

“Michael Jackson and his kids remain the only ones donning the veils in the family. The singer’s rep issued a firm denial Thursday in response to a sudden flurry of reports stating that the self-proclaimed King of Pop had swapped vows with his children’s nanny, Grace Rwaramba, a frequent fixture in the courtroom during his trial on child-molestation charges in 2005.

“‘Wide spreading reports regarding Michael Jackson being married are not true,’ publicist and resident rumor-buster Raymone Bain said in a statement to E! News. ‘Documents stating otherwise are a hoax.’

“Earlier Thursday, the National Enquirer’s Website quoted a source supposedly close to the pair who said, ‘Grace was happy to go along with it. She’s always been devoted to Michael and has raised the kids since the day they were born. Michael knew she’d make a perfect stepmother.’
“The tabloid also said that it had obtained a real estate document on which Jackson referred to himself as a ‘married man.’”

[From E! News]

How does Michael Jackson keep getting so many ladies? He looks like a lady! Michael’s got some serious financial worries. He’s being sued by just about every business in America, and a least three quarters of the American public. I’m guessing that – if he did marry the kids’ nanny – he just did it to save money since he wouldn’t have to pay her a salary anymore. But let’s be honest, being the King of Pop’s wife has its advantages. You always have access to blankets when you’re cold – just reach over and pull one off a random kid. You have unlimited Jesus Juice. All the monkeys you can handle. And the guy will never bother you for sex at three in the morning. In fact you probably won’t even have to share a bed with him. Sounds like an ideal marriage to me. Especially the monkeys.

Picture Note by Jaybird: Images thanks to PR Photos.

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"There are all kinds of rumors all over the Internet, because rumors are all people have to report with," he observes. "I love how these things get going. A friend of mine and I were talking about how Rosie O’Donnell was made into a possible host for ‘The Price Is Right.’ You know, someone asks Bob Barker backstage at the Daytime Emmys, ‘What would you think of Rosie O’Donnell taking your place?’ And just to be polite, he goes, ‘Yeah, sure. Why not?’ So then she’s taking general meetings all around town, thinking about what’s coming up for her after ‘The View,’ and someone says, ‘What about ‘The Price Is Right’? It’s all over the Internet that Bob Barker wants you to take his place.’ And she says, ‘Yeah, sure. Why not? I’m meeting with CBS Thursday.’ And it all started from this stupid question someone asked Bob Barker."

OK, Drew, but how about your hosting "The Price is Right"? "Yeah, sure. Why not?" he replies, laughing. "It would be fun to do, I think. If something happens, yeah."

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Demi Moore and younger husband Ashton Kutcher were seen out at Bungalow 8 in New York City last night accompanied by Penelope Cruz. Cruz covered her face while Demi looked defiant as usual.

Demi wore a loose blue shirt and a scowl. I was looking for a baby bump but it’s hard to tell as usual with her.

There’s news that Demi and Ashton are fighting, and with pictures like these it’s no wonder the tabs are reporting trouble:

Ashton Kutcher is getting fed up with Demi Moore’s demands and complaints about everything from his light social drinking to his sexy young costars, a source tells Star. A friend reveals, “Demi seems very controlling. She likes to tell Ashton what to do, too – stand here, meet this person, do that. She wears the pants in that relationship.” According to a source Ashton desperately wants a baby, and has to deal with the possibility that Demi will likely never bear his baby.

On March 24, tension was brewing between the couple at a ritzy event at a producer friend’s home in Bel-Air. When Ashton accepted a glass of champagne, after Demi refused the offer, “Demi shot Ashton a look that said ‘I’m not drinking, so you shouldn’t either. Ashton gave her a defiant look that appeared to say he didn’t care, and he took a sip.”

Demi doesn’t want him to do anything unhealthy because of their difficulty in trying to have a baby together.

The baby issue is a major sore point for the couple, a source adds, “Demi probably feels horrible about letting Ashton down, and her way of handling the situation is to take out her frustrations out on him.”

Middle-aged Demi may fear that her sex appeal may no longer be potent enough to hold his interest, “she doesn’t want him to do movies with beautiful young costars who might snatch him away!”

“The bottom line is Demi and Ashton love each other. But it’s tough going right now!”

[From Star Magazine via CityRag]

It sounds like a lot of speculation based on someone examining the pictures, but how hard can it be to read into this situation? Maybe they hate the media attention, but it wouldn’t kill them to smile.

Pictures from SplashNews.

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Jennifer Aniston has kind of accidentally admitted to UK’s Heat Magazine that Courteney Cox and David Arquette are having marital difficulties.

I don’t know about Courteney, but if my best friend went to a magazine and confirmed that I was breaking up with my man before checking it with me first, I would kick her butt. She probably let this news slip because Courteney talked to Brad at the Golden Globes.

This is what Jennifer let slip to one of the Heat journalists two weeks ago:

Jennifer Aniston has admitted that her best pal Courtney Cox and husband David Arquette are going through a rough patch.

“Speaking to Heat’s reporter two weeks ago, Jen revealed the couple are having “marital problems”, but added, “Whatever happens, I will be there to support my friend.”

From Heat Magazine, Issue 421, Week of 28-April - 4 May 2007

Speculation has been rife that there has been problems brewing with the couple for months, and according to sources they have hardly spent any time together this year as they are both busy on respective projects. Courteney in the past has admitted that they have had marital trouble and sought counselling. A visit to the shrink may be in order again, as Heat reports that for the premier of the movie The Tripper (in which David appears in), Courteney showed up late and left early, with David going back home alone to their Malibu home and Courtney going to stay at their Beverly Hills one.

I will be sad if this couple break up, mostly because of the fact that they don’t seem to be your typical Hollywood couple that get together, pretend everything is fine for the cameras, then spectacularly split up after a year of marriage for cheating on each other with some trashy star/starlet. David and Courteney actually admit their marriage has flaws, and have been honest about wanting to work on it for the sake of staying together. It would be a shame to see all that hard work go to waste.

Note by Celebitchy: I’m not sure if this is a real quote as the source is a British magazine that doesn’t seem likely to have an exclusive like this. Here are pictures of Courteney, Jennifer and David at the premiere of The Tripper on 4/11. [via]

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The National Enquirer is reporting that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ baby registry at celeb-favorite baby boutique Petit Tresor is now full of items for a baby boy.

There was a report by TMZ last week that someone in Cruise’s camp inquired about a custom made baby boy nursery that would cost tens of thousands.

Speculation was that Katie and Tom were either expecting again (although Katie certainly doesn’t seem to be showing) or adopting.

Now there’s news that their baby registry may be giving us hints that a boy is about to come into their lives whether it’s the biological way or through adoption:

OH, BOY! Is there a “bump” in KATIE HOLMES’ immediate future? The online “Gift Registry for Katie Holmes and TOM CRUISE” at LA’s ultra-trendy tyke boutique Petit Tresor - which previously posted only pink items for baby SURI - just went wall-to-wall Little Boy Blue! Among many blue items listed are “Blue Baby Plaid Bedding,” “Sleepyhead Bunny in Blue Mobile” and “Polka Dot Baby Blue Rug.” NOTE TO MY REPORTERS: You are now officially on 24/7 Katie-Bump Alert.

If this was true someone seems to have removed the registry. I tried all sorts of variations of Tom, Katie’s and Suri’s first and last names at the Petit Tresor online registry and couldn’t find anything.

It seems kind of soon for them, and with Katie trying to restart her career I’m not sure she would want another baby right away. Sometimes these things are unexpected, though, we’ll just have to see.

Here are Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise at a basketball game on 3/11. They look really pissed off, like they’ve just been fighting. Suri looks really cute in that little dress, all oblivious. Tom’s mom is there too. I wonder how Katie feels about having to deal with all of Tom’s relatives all the time.

Pictures from Gossip Rocks.

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More Rumors

hey guys. once again i think its time to address these rumors thats been going on about me. there are 3 main ones that has been floating around and i want to address them personally so you guys can know the truth

1.) i turned down a movie role for 3 million dollars because of a nude scene and i wasnt the person getting nude. nothing about that is true. i want to do my album. and my fans have waited so patiently for me to put out an album and i appreciate everyone of you, thats why im focused on putting out my first project. and yes i will continue to still do movies. 

2.) all of the american idol stuff and burger king comments. i never said anything about if i was better at burger king i would not be there either. and yes i did say american idol was a stepping stone. which it is! i didnt mean it in a bad way. and as i said in my previous interviews american idol is a stepping stone because had it not been for them no one would of knew of a jennifer hudson to call to audition for dreamgirls! its like everything i say referring to the show gets twisted around and makes me look like im being arrogant and a "diva", since alot of people seems to have that opinion about me and that is not me at all. im not bothered by these rumors because im use to it but i do read the boards and i see my fans are upset by some of the negative rumors concerning me and that is what hurts me the most is to see people who care about me being impacted by all of this.

3.) the soul train awards show and me trying to sabotoge it by not showing up. only thing i can say to this is that i was there! and i appreciate being honored there just as much as i appreciated being honored at the all the award shows i attended. but once again im just writing this for my fans, supporters, and friends who want to know the truth. i am a person with feelings and although i have been warned that things like this would happen to me. and since i am new to this let me be the first to tell you that i have sat back not to long ago just like you guys .I read things about my favorite artist and let me tell you since im experiencing this first hand you guys cant believe everything you read because its not true. o one more thing. im grateful for all my blessings and i thank God for it everyday and no amount of fame will ever go to my head and make me think that im better than anyone because we are all equal. and as quickly as God gave everything he has given me he can take it away!

Jennifer Hudson’s MySpace blog 

I am glad she posted this because I was believing all the rumors and starting to not like her.