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People kept on telling me Adam Lambert is gay, but I didn’t see it. I thought he just had really dark eyelashes and an eclectic fashion sense. It seems I was mistaken. Adam is gay and he even comes out in the upcoming issue of Rolling Stone.

Lambert says, “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay.” Well, it is to me, Adam! It is to me!

Wondering why he waited all this time? Because he thought coming out in Rolling Stone would be “cool”.

“Right after the finale, I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but I thought, ‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler,’ ” he tells us. “I didn’t want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit. I need to be able to explain myself in context.

Oh my, what a shocking revelation. I had to sit down and fan myself with a magazine after reading this. Next you’ll be telling me fire is hot, ice is cold and Brooke Hogan has a scrotum.

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Damn these laws. Why can’t we at least once have a fully nude supermodel chained to a tree and not be called perverts or charged with kidnapping?

This is Australian model Miranda Kerr tying herself to a tree on the cover of Rolling Stone to raise awareness of the environment, “specifically koalas.” “I feel strongly about the need to protect our natural environment because it supports our life – it really is that simple,” Kerr says.

Girls always pick the cutsey stuff. You never see a hot chick chain themselves to a dark, dank cave to save the bats. If you brought an endangered one over to them for a shoot, they’d probably take off their heels and start stabbing it.

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Blake Lively and Leighton Meester of Gossip Girl fame did a photo shoot for Rolling Stone. It was possibly the greatest shoot ever considering they posed for shots like this where they’re sharing an ice cream cone which will inevitably turn into a penis when any guy sees it and this of Meester sucking Lively’s thumb.

I, for one, am glad Terry Richardson, the Renaissance man who shot this, is as big of a perv as me and not like those other photographers who would shoot them in fancy New York clothes with a jacket slung over their shoulder.