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Are The Pussycat Dolls even making music anymore? I don’t think I’ve heard anything from them in a while. Granted, I don’t listen to the radio. That’s how Satan recruits his minions.

What’s up with the blonde? She looks sort of homely without the 10 gallons of makeup. If you bought her a drink, she’d probably think you were proposing to her.

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Is that a portal to the 5th dimension?

You can tell how much interest I have in the Pussycat Dolls because it’s only now that I find out Nicole Scherzinger slipped a nipple during a performance in Amsterdam last week. And holy crap! Can that even be considered a nipple? It’s like a saucer. You could serve Thanksgiving dinner on that thing. Reports of UFO’s must have gone up 120% that night. On second thought, it looks more like a pancake. Like all you have to do is pour maple syrup over it to get a well-balanced breakfast.

Click through either picture for the Not Safe For Life version. Film of it here or after the jump. At 2:00 in.

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If you were wondering why people still tolerate the Pussycat Dolls, then may I present to you exhibit A: The 2009 version of PCD. The new models even come complete with knee pads.

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The Pussycat Dolls showed up at Pur dressed up as slutty versions of kid’s costumes. And yes, it was as exciting as it sounds.

I’m confused about one thing though. Is that one chick Red Riding Hood? Because that’s what she looks like. But why is she holding a baby and a basket full of grass? I don’t remember Red Riding Hood being an unwed mother trying to make a living by dealing marijuana. And what’s with the gun? Is this a commentary on black stereotypes? Ugh, that’s too deep for me on Halloween. I just want to see some tits.

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The Pussycat Dolls released their video for When I Grow Up yesterday. It’s about as sexy and refreshing as a rectal exam. They should have just kept Britney in this and given her a bigger role. It would have been funny. They could have put Britney in during the scene where they scale the scaffolding. The Pussycat Dolls would be scaling it, looking all lithe and Britney would be down there with two hands on the bottom bar trying to pull herself up, legs flailing in the air. The Pussycat Dolls would eventually make it to the top and Britney would just fall into a massive heap on the floor, all sweaty and gasping for air. That would have been cool.

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Britney Spears’ comeback encountered a minor setback today as the cameo she filmed for the upcoming Pussycat Dolls video, When I Grow Up, has been edited out. No reason was given and the PCD during a filming of FNMTV did not elaborate.

Dejected, I asked my own source why Britney’s scene was cut. They said, “She ate it.” “You mean she fell?,” I wondered. “No, she ate it. Literally. She ate the reel of film.” Wow, homeless people. Is there anything they DON’T know?

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Sources say Britney Spears will make a cameo in the currently filming Pussycat Dolls music video for When I Grow Up. It is “small part” that does not require her to dance or sing. Instead, in the scene shot Wednesday, Britney is driving and waving. Us Weekly says:

“They all wave at each other as they are passing in traffic – that is it.

“It is genius and you will love it!” said the source.

“Of course, Britney looks hot and blonde,” the insider added.

This source. It’s Britney, isn’t it? Who else would deal in such obvious hyperbole? Please, give me this sources number and I’ll prove it’s Britney. I can even tell you how the conversation will go before I call her:

Me: Hi secret source. Can you tell me who you are?
Source: No.
Me: You’re Britney aren’t you?
Source. Yes. I mean no. No, I’m not Britney.
Me: I’m pretty sure you just said you were.
Source: You are getting verrry sleepy. When you wake up, you won’t remember this conversation.
Me: Are… are you trying to hypnotize me over the phone? You’re spinning a pinwheel at me too, huh?
Source: Ahhh, how did you know. Be gone devil! [hangs up phone]

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Nicole Scherzinger and the rest of the Pussycat Dolls crew are in LA filming a video for their single When I Grow Up. The best part of these photos is that they give me hope one of them will accidentally fall off the scaffolding. That way I can finally cross off “see PCD member fall off a scaffolding” from the list of things to do before I die.

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The all-girl group stirred up some trouble during their recent performance in Malaysia.

Not only did one of the girls pop out of her vest, another gave photogs a look at her, um, actual pussy in her skimpy shorts.

The company who promoted the performance has been fined by officials in Kuala Lumpur, the Malaysian capital, for condoning such a lewd performance. The fines total just over $3,000 in U.S. dollars. So, like, either the dollar carries a ton of value in Malaysia or these officials weren’t actually all that upset. I’m guessing it’s the former. Either way: I’m proud to live in America, the land of the free and the home of the crotch shots.

The uncensored photo of the nip slip is after the jump. I haven’t tracked down the uncensored version of the crotch shot yet, but if and when I find it, believe me when I say that you will see it. Because if there’s one thing we do well here at Evil Beet, it’s trafficking in pornography.

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I thought Paris Hilton already celebrated her 27th birthday by dressing like a My Little Pony in remembrance of her childhood and less penile-looking pre-plastic surgery nose, but she decided to have yet another blow out, with blow being the operative word. She donned her Halloween costume of choice and dressed like a slutty policewoman to perform with the Pussycat Dolls burlesque troupe in Las Vegas on Saturday night. Paris also graced the gaping crowd with a performance in a giant champagne class while wearing a white sparkly bodice and feather boa. That far-away look in her half-lidded eyes as she groped herself is more evocative of Anna Nicole than Marilyn Monroe. She’s got to be pissed that Lohan stole her thunder with a topless photo shoot that just came out today. Just get more naked next time, Paris. People will pay more attention to you once you take more clothes off.

Here’s the video, thanks to TMZ. She looks like she’s posing for a photo shoot, not stripping for a crowd. Dita Von Teese would have some advice to give her under the guise of being helpful, but with a tone of disdain at how much she’s sully the art:

Paris was seen making out with newly-divorced Travis Barker at a club over the weekend. The first time she was spotted with the tattooed reality star and drummer, his estranged wife Shanna Moakler got mighty pissed and got into a screaming match with Paris. Now that they’re really divorced she doesn’t have much to scream about. We’ll leave that to Dita once she sees Paris’ lackluster performance.