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Jamie Lynn Spears popped out her little Cheeto eatin’ monkey today.

Maddie Briann was born at approximately 9:30am in a Mississippi hospital.

Big sister Britney, father Jamie and brother Bryan all flew into town yesterday to be there when the child was born. Mom Lynne has been with Jamie for sometime, helping her prepare for the baby.

A source says, “Just the family was there. Everyone is healthy and happy.”

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Did Benji Madden’s super-sperm manage to break through the Bermuda Triangle of STDs and impregnate Paris Hilton?

Some think so, others think Paris is just sticking her bloated bulimic gut out as a publicity stunt. Regardless, she does look like she could be pregs, but c’mon, we all know this dumb bitch, she’ll do anything for press.

US Weekly is reporting that Paris’ spokesperson is denying reports.

There’s still hope!

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A paparazzo, Edwin Merino, 30, has been arrested and charged with stalking Jamie Lynn Spears and the father of her baby, Casey Aldridge, in Liberty, Mississippi.

Merino, denies that he was stalking the younger Spears, but insists he was singled out because he was the only photographer in the small town.

“I’ve seen the young man Casey in pictures. I haven’t worked on them myself. The first time I got a good look at him was in court,” said Merino.

He admits he followed the couple for four days while in Liberty, but insists he kept his distance and used a long lens camera. He adds that he didn’t get any good shots of Jamie Lynn during his time in Liberty, until he went to Walmart to buy some deodorant.

“The one picture I got was kind of by luck. I got lucky when I saw them at Wal-Mart when I was buying deodorant.”

The cameraman posted bond Tuesday and is scheduled to appear in court next week. All in all he says his trip was “a waste.”

Merino is the same photographer who once captured older sister Britney Spears without any panties on. That must have been the high point of his career. So of course this trip was a waste, he was probably hoping for exclusive upskirt uterus shots of Jamie Lynn or something.

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The buzz floating around the internet this morning is…did Angelina Jolie give birth?

Jolie, who is pregnant with twins, reportedly gave birth in the Aix-En-Provence region of France in a Catholic clinic. She wasn’t due for a few more weeks.

Not much else is known at this time. I’ll update the story as I find out more.

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And you thought Clay Aiken was gay!

Reports have surfaced today that Aiken, 29, knocked up his 50 year-old producer and best friend. Yes, it’s a woman! Her name is Jaymes (I know..) Foster and she is the sister of legendary music producer & songwriter, David Foster.

The baby is due in August, so they have been holding onto this secret for awhile.

I still don’t know if I believe it, I’m just reporting it!

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have taken to the internet to officially announce Ashley’s pregnancy.

Pete wrote on his site, friendsorenemies.com:

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

- Pete and Ashlee Wentz

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Ashlee Simpson was on Ellen this morning and Ellen did a great job probing her about the pregnancy rumors.

Although Simpson skirted the issue, it sure seems that her answers screamed “YES! I’m pregnant!”

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Now we know why Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were so eager to announce their engagement last Wednesday.

Ashlee is pregnant, according to Us magazine.

A spokesperson for the couple told the publication, “We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple. Beyond that there is nothing to say.”

I hope the baby has her old nose…heh.

Source: www.celebitchy.com

The National Enquirer is running an article that claims that “friends” are wondering if Jessica Simpson is pregnant. Commentors here have speculated the same thing in regards to her weight gain, and it sounds to me like they’re just looking at the pictures.

They use the picture of those terrible high-waisted pants she was wearing and say that her boobs are getting big and that people are talking:

The 26-year-old beauty has been dating the singer-songwriter since last July, and this spring has been accompanying him on his Continuum tour. The two are deeply in love - and pals believe Jessica could be planning on wlecoming a new arrival in the not-too-distant future.

“Her friends are astounded at how huge Jessica’s breasts have gotten, and are asking each other if she could be pregnant,” a friend of the singer told the Enquirer….

When contacted… her publicist denied that she is expecting. But Jess has undergone physical changes recently that could be related to pregnancy. Jessica’s breasts, for example, seem to be expanding, says another source.

“Her breasts are positively huge, and she really seems to be taking care of herself.

“She’s not saying anything one way or the other when the subject comes up, but women who put on weight don’t smile when someone suggests they might be pregnant,” added the source.

[From The National Enquirer print edition, May 28, 2007]

The article goes on to say that ther father would be livid if she got pregnant without being married.

Of course Jessica and John are off again, but might still be seeing each other. John made a lot of references to being a single guy in his sort-of ok comedy act, which someone recorded and uploaded to YouTube, but that may have just been his bit.

If Jessica is pregnant it would make things damn interesting for these two. She hasn’t really gained weight like this in the past from what I can remember, so it could be true.

The picture below of Simpson in those bad pants were found at DListed. The header picture is from INFDaily and was used by permission.