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Not content to stay idle in South Africa and having run out of places for photo ops, Paris Hilton organized a VIP party for herself in Johannesburg. With less than 24 hours notice, Paris had created her own little Les Deux.

Inside, the couple were affectionate as they hung out in the VIP section. Paris welcomed her fans from a distance via a microphone, declaring that she “loved South Africa, the accent and everyone.”

Whenever Hilton leaned over the balcony of the VIP area, she waved and the crowd went hysterical every time, according to an observer.

The party quickly died down after the hostess departed close to 2.30 am.

The only reason the crowd cheered when Paris leaned over the balcony was because they hoped she’d fall. She didn’t. They were really disappointed. Worst party ever? Yea, worst party ever.

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Congrats to Paris Hilton, who finally made good on her promise to play with orphans in Africa.

Paris visited the Jacaranda Children’s Home in South Africa, where she gave the children autographed head shots of herself in a sexy white bikini.

Really, Paris?

They need food, dear.

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The Mercury News has a sense of humor because they let us know that the “noted humanitarian Hilton” flew to South Africa. Paris is there, not as part of her promised charitable visit she talked about last year, but to accompany boyfriend Benji Madden who’s playing My Coke Fest in Johannesburg. Hilton did take the time to do a photo op at the Jakaranda Kinderhuis children’s home though. That was pretty nice of her to take time out of her schedule of doing nothing.

Hilton doled out autographs, xeroxed pictures and hugs during a reportedly two-hour visit with the kids.

Knowing Paris, this will assuage her guilt about never making a visit to Rwanda. South Africa is just as good as East Africa and North Africa. They all have 12-year-olds running around with machine guns lions. So dangerous. They’re behind 12 foot glass walls. Maybe even 11 foot! Eeek!

Noted humanitarian Hilton turns up in South Africa [Mercury News]
Paris Hilton does good deed on Good Charlotte Africa tour [Daily Telegraph]

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Paris Hilton actually landed in South Africa today with Benji Madden and the rest of Good Charlotte.

How long can this charade continue?

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After being close friends since childhood then having a falling out a few years back, it seems Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are once again getting on each other’s nerves. Mostly it’s Paris getting on Nicole’s.

The cause of the bickering is Benji Madden and Paris’ hookup, which came on the heels of Benji’s breakup with his fiancee, Sophie Monk. Who’s totally hotter than Paris - just for the record. Heh.

Nicole thinks that Paris is being disrespectful to Sophie for snagging Benji so soon. I’m just surprised Nicole is shocked. Isn’t this Paris Hilton’s specialty - being a dumb whore?

A source told Star magazine, “Nicole has made it clear to Paris that she doesn’t like her seeing (Benji). She thinks Paris is a total nightmare to be around and just wants her to go away. She isn’t happy about Paris once again crashing what is now her picture-perfect life.”

“She feels that Paris screwed Sophie over by coming on to Benji so quickly. Her allegiance is definitely with Sophie — she doesn’t trust Paris one bit.”

Never trust a bitch with size 11 flounder feet.

“Nicole is just hoping Paris’ relationship with Benji goes down the toilet as quickly as most of her other relationships have. She just wants to get on with her life without Paris.”

It’ll happen. Even though Paris and Benji are sporting ”look-at-me” rings with each other’s initials encrusted in cubic zirconias, they’ll be finished as quickly as Benji got down her pants.

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Source: evilbeetgossip.com

After all her nonsense talk about how she was going to go to Africa and help the starving orphans, Paris Hilton will finally be boarding a plane to the far-off continent.

But not to help the orphans.

She’s going on tour with Good Charlotte, starting in South Africa.

Says Benji: “I’d do anything she wanted. I’m a really easy guy to read. Everyone can tell I’m really happy. She’s the most supportive [girlfriend], even as a friend, so supportive of everything I’m doing. And I try to be the same way for her.”

Yeah, dude, you’re pussy-whipped, just like all of Paris’s guys. Paris won’t make it through the whole tour. “I’m just happy to be together, so no matter where we are, we’ll have a great time,” she says, but I guarantee that after a week or so on a tour bus that bitch is gonna catch the first flight back to LA.

Maybe she’ll manage to throw a piece of bread to a starving child while she’s there or something.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Knowing her frenemy Nicole Richie would be sporting her huge post-pregnancy tits at the DCMA store opening in LA, Paris Hilton broke out her Super Ultra Power Bra to attend the same event.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ha ha ha ha ha.

What a fucking bitch.

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Paris did a little press conference tonight for her new reality show, My New BFF, where I guess she’ll be on the hunt for young women who want to be her friend because they care about who she really is deep down inside, and obviously the best pool from which to choose such a person is the group of girls who volunteer to be on her ridiculous reality TV show. If Paris wants a friend who cares about who she really is, she needs to, like, go to Antarctica and befriend a penguin. Because no one else on earth is going to see her as anything but Paris Hilton Incorporated.

And speaking of people who know Paris deep down inside, she’s still tugging around little Benji Madden, and sporting that dumbass ring with his initials on it.

This is a stupid Paris Hilton romance. I like it better when she plucks super-hot nobodies out of obscurity and we can all just marvel at their toolishness and hotness for awhile, until she dumps them. Speaking of which, whatever happened to that Pizza Boy? Isn’t it about time he sells a tell-all? And then reports directly to my bedroom? I think yes.

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Why, it’s Paris!

Well-played, my dear.

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Paris and Benji hit up LA Fashion Week events after spending the day together at a spa in WeHo.

Seriously?

He looks like a Blues Brother.

You know Paris is not having sex with him. I’m sorry, call her a slut all you want, I guaran-fucking-tee you this chick does not go home at the end of the night and spread her legs for this dude. It just doesn’t happen.