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Harry Potter star Rupert Grint is smarter than most young men his age.

He’s not impressed by the young Hollywood starlets who are known more for their crotch shots and partying lifestyles than their work.

Grint met Lindsay Lohan last year and says he was not impressed with the young actress. He says, “I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot. She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, ‘But you can’t act’.”

Oh if only he would have said it to her. Bitch needs to hear it. Her mom has her convinced she can act..

Grint also expressed his dislike for Paris Hilton. “I haven’t met Paris and don’t want to either. She and Lindsay are the type of girls you need to stay away from.”

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Paris Hilton called into the Morning Zoo show on KLUC-FM and was asked whether she would rather have Jessica Simpson’s breasts or Kim Kardashian’s ass. Not surprisingly, she wanted neither. And why not? She’s perfect in every way. From her wonky eye down to her clown feet. She’s like a walking Picasso. Paris added that Kim Kardashian’s ass is gross and disgusting, likening it to cottage cheese inside a trash bag and said Jessica Simpson’s chest is too big. Paris later said she felt sorry (she didn’t) and called Kim to apologize.

Whatever. Paris could not be more wrong. 500 years from now when World War III ends and the world is nuked, leaving civilization in a state of panic, people will begin worshiping Kim Kardashian’s ass like it was Zeus almighty. Meanwhile, Paris will be buried in an unmarked grave in the Las Vegas desert and I bet even though she’s six feet under, her gigantic feet will still be sticking out.

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Paris Hilton, who is pretty much the one responsible for bringing Kim Kardashian to the media’s attention, made fun of her friend while being interviewed on a Las Vegas radio station yesterday.

She said,

“I would not want [Kim’s butt] - it’s gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Bwahaha. Awesome visual.

Paris later realized that she had made a mistake by saying such a thing publicly and said to In Touch magazine, “I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!”

Kim has been a good sport and apparently accepts Paris’ apology. “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”

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Here’s Paris at something called the Cosmoprof Fair in Bologna, Italy.

It’s so great that she has her name written all over everything she’s wearing. Otherwise it’s possible people wouldn’t have recognized her. What with her new hair extensions and all.

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Casting directors held auditions in New York City for Paris’ “find me a BFF” show earlier this week. The turnout was underwhelming. Less than 40 people showed up. So what kind of retards auditioned?

“There were girls wearing matching pastel prom dresses with Swarovski crystal pendants and updos, ghetto-fabulous girls and two goth-inspired girls with bleach blonde hair, pale makeup, eyelash extensions and leather clothing.”

One hopeful was overheard saying she “totally couldn’t live in the house with Paris,” because “she would be so annoying!”

This sounds like it’s going swell. The only people who want to be Paris’ friend for a fake reality show are attention starved weirdos who don’t really want to be Paris’ friend. I think this’ll do wonders for Paris’ self-esteem. She might be overcome with such emotion that she may actually begin to sob into her hands and ask for a razor to cut herself with.

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“I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better. It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart.”

- Paris Hilton loves being on the road with her new man, Benji Madden.

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Source: theblemish.com

Paris Hilton took to her MySpace to declare her love for Benji Madden who’s currently in competition with Pete Wentz to see who can be more of a fruit.

Just wanted to check in and say hi! I’ve been on tour with my boyfriend for almost a month now. We’ve been everywhere from South Africa to all around Europe. It’s been so much fun! I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better! It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart. I love Good Charlotte, they rock!! All the guys in the band are so cool and sweet and it’s been such an amazing and memorable experience.

No way Paris Hilton wrote this. Very few if any spelling errors, words are used correctly, punctuation above average for a MySpace post, but the most telling of all, Paris says she’s happy and in love. It’s a well known fact Paris Hilton cannot feel. Ribbed condoms and childproof Valtrex bottles, yes, emotions, no. Everyone knows Paris is an advanced humanoid sent from the future to destroy civilization and that you can’t stop her. You can only hope to contain her.

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During her visit to South Africa to support Benji Madden’s band, Paris Hilton wanted to buy a cheetah. Not a stuffed animal cheetah mind you, but a real, flesh tearing one.

“Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, ‘If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?’”

Let this dumbass have it. With any luck, as Paris scuffles her size 11 feet across the floor in her half-assed attempt at walking like a normal person, the cheetah will think she’s an injured antelope and pounce.

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Kathy Hilton must be tired of hosting luncheons and attending fashion shows because she’s had enough time on her hands to concoct her own signature fragrance.

Yippee.

The name of the fragrance is…‘My Secret’. So what is Kathy’s secret? That she only married Rick for the money? That Paris’ real dad is Larry Bird? One can only speculate..

Oh yeah, calling all skank moms and daughters, you can win a Mother’s Day brunch with Kathy Hilton and daughters Nicky and Paris here.

Sarcastic, jaded, trailer-trash bitches encouraged to apply. Heh.

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But until we get it, here are the pictures of Paris Hilton falling flat on her face in Prague.

The way the incident was talked about, I was envisioning her being chased by swarms of paparazzi, basically being pushed down by them.

No, it doesn’t look like that at all. It looks like she just totally ate shit.

Loves. It.

To see the end result of this fall, click here.