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Paris Hilton is obscene
Source: theblemish.com
I don’t really know why I’m posting these pictures. Maybe because I’m a masochist. I will say this though. I laughed, I cried, I dry heaved, I fainted, I woke up and then I cried some more. Not because of the pictures themselves, but a combination of the pictures and the knowledge that Paris Hilton makes more in a day than I do in a year. Click the banner for the full version. Believe me, you may not want to.
Published on August 7th, 2006
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Diddy sleeps through his own party
Source: www.celebitchy.com
Page Six has this big story that P. Diddy slept through his own party in Saint Tropez, but you know, at least he’s oversleeping to attend parties and is keeping his business appointments, unlike La Lohan, who has it the wrong way ’round:
SEAN Combs did the unforgivable yesterday. He was 5 1/2 hours late to his own White Party in St. Tropez because he’d been up partying past dawn the night before to promote his fragrance, Unforgivable.
Diddy was supposed to breeze into the exclusive Nikki Beach club at 2:30 p.m., but he didn’t show until 8 p.m., with hundreds of revelers wondering whether they were being stood up by their host. Turns out the rapper-fashion impresario was sound asleep, recovering from the raucous after-party that followed his “Unforgivable” bash aboard the 277-foot yacht, RM Elegant. It kept going until 8:30 a.m., and Diddy didn’t hit the sack until 9.
Hollywood parties are business appointments, though. I’m all confused.
Diddy throws enough parties that I’m sure people will forgive him for showing up a bit late. I just want to know if he’s still serving Cristal.
In attendance were Ivana and a possibly surgically enhanced 24 year-old Ivanka Trump, Paris and Stavros, Penelope Cruz, and the Duchess of York and her oldest daughter, Beatrice.
Diddy has just recorded an album in which he sings for the first time. He said it was nerve-wracking:
Having already made his mark as a rapper, producer, actor and designer, he has now recorded a new album on which he sings for the first time. “You can’t believe how nervous I was, ” he said. “It was like jumping off a cliff into the ocean. But you know what? I found the water invigorating.”
Here are some far-away pictures of Diddy on a trampoline at his party from Hello! Magazine, and a few of Paris at the party from JiveRecords.eu.
Paris Hilton continues her celibacy
Source: theblemish.com
A while back Paris Hilton said she was giving up sex for a year. What this meant was she planned to hook back up with Stavros Niachros, get drunk, ensnare Stavros in her perpetually open legs and then proceed to almost have sex inside a club. Therefore, Paris Hilton is either A) A liar B) A tease or C) Finally reading my fan mail on how to be more slutty. Sorry for the bad pictures, hopefully I can find some better ones.
Brace Yourself
Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com
Paris Hilton’s single just came on my Pandora box. This is really happening. Hang on tight, kids.
Also, I think there’s some sort of tension brewing in the middle east and — I’m serious now — Macauley Culkin and Mila Kunis are still dating.
I am off to cooking school for the evening! I will tell you all about it tomorrow! V. v. excited!
Published on July 20th, 2006
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Paris Hilton is delusional
Source: theblemish.com
Suprise, suprise. Paris Hilton is once again going around making moronic statements in interviews. Rather than explain it, some direct quotes will suffice. Hey, over here, shoot me now.
We meet again on a balcony at the Sanderson hotel, surrounded by fashion shrubbery, with Hilton, 25, in a floor-length ball gown and outsize white-rimmed sunglasses. My first question is, what happened? “I know, right?â€? she giggles. “Things got, huge.â€? And you let them? “Yes, I did.â€? But why? “Because there’s nobody in the world like me,â€? she says, smiling lazily. “I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now, I’m that icon.â€?
“They did a poll in the States asking people who they’d most like to see at a party — and it was me.â€?
If true, this would be most depressing. It would mean she beat out women like Jenna Jameson. There is no way you can call yourself an iconic blonde when you can’t even give decent head. And this poll she speaks of. They did a poll for me too. It read: “Which person’s ass would you most like to lick?” I came in second behind Paris Hilton. Damn she’s clever.
Published on July 18th, 2006
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Paris Hilton is Beastmaster
Source: theblemish.com
Paris Hilton almost lost her pet ferret the other day. Much to the dismay of the ferret, she found it. Last I checked, it was illegal to have a ferret as a pet in California. Sadly, I can understand how she gets away with this stuff since explaining the law to Paris Hilton is like explaining how a television works to a mentally retarded two year old. In the end, you get so frustrated that you just want to take them by the shoulders and shake them until they have irrevocable brain damage, but you don’t because you realize someone beat you to the punch.
Here she is coaxing it back. By the looks of it, she must have dropped a line of coke on its head.
Published on July 17th, 2006
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Paris Hilton Lacks Long-Term Vision
Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com
I woke up this morning with Paris Hilton’s single running through my head. This is discouraging in and of itself, but what’s worse is I spent a good portion of my morning routine thinking about the song. It’s pleasantly ironic, I think, that a young woman widely regarded as America’s Whore chooses to spend the entire three minutes and fifty-four seconds of her first music video writhing around half-naked on a beach singing a song — a damn catchy song, if we’re all being honest — about how stars are blind.
Published on July 14th, 2006
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Paris Hilton is not promiscuous
Source: theblemish.com
The Guardian has a little chat with Paris Hilton. In it, she claims she is going to attempt the impossible. Give up sex for a year.
…she is going to stay boyfriendless and celibate for a year. Why? “Just because I want to. I feel I’m becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I’m just so romantic, and I put all my energy into the guy, and I don’t really pay attention to myself.”
Romantic? Wow, romance used to mean flowers and candy. To Paris, it means blow jobs and facials. Where were these “romantic” girls when I was growing up? Oh yeah,that’s right. My mother wouldn’t let me go out after dark. She also goes on to explain how independent she is.
“Hilton is the great-granddaughter of Conrad Hilton, the man who started the global hotel chain. Her parents enjoyed their money and took things pretty easy. Did she ever fancy a life of lazy luxury? “A lot of my friends still don’t have a job and they live at home, and have to ask their parents for everything. I haven’t accepted money from my parents since I was 18. Since then, I’ve worked on my own. It feels good that I don’t ever have to depend on a man or my family for anything.”
Paris, did you forget your last name is Hilton? You’re famous because that name opens doors for you. You’re a blond airhead, you get drunk and dance on tables and you flash your private parts to people. Without that last name, who would you be? You’d be Tara Reid, that’s who. And no one wants to be Tara Reid. Or be with her. Carson Daly is still scrubbing himself to this day.
Published on July 12th, 2006
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Paris Hilton is still a whore
Source: theblemish.com
Paris Hilton was a little bummed that she hasn’t been in the news lately. It must eat away at her if no one is talking about her on a regular basis. That’s why she decided to show everyone her snatch again. She really needs to come up with something a little more novel other than nudity. Sure, looking at her vagina was fun for maybe the first 5 times, but it gets old. If you’re not too bright, clicking on the banner is NSFW.
Published on July 10th, 2006
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