Source: theblemish.com

According to the Mirror, Pamela Anderson has been enjoying secret dates with Michael Jackson. For who could love an over the hill, prunish, frighteningly old looking actress other than an over the hill, deformed by unnecessary surgery, secret member of NAMBLA pop star?

“It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger. They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar.”

“They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding,” said the source. “They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”

“They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela.”

The article mentions that Michael and Pamela were seated in the corner of the bar. I don’t know, but It seems fitting that they’d request to sit in the place where all the vomit, broken pieces of glass and discarded dreams are swept to.

Source: theblemish.com

How long does Pamela Anderson expect people to keep pretending she’s incredibly sexy and that fantasies about her still run rampant among adolescent males. This charade won’t last forever. At one point, someone is bound to slip up, turning their heads to the side and coughing, “Not!,” after complimenting her on her beauty. People don’t want that to happen since all those choked tears are going to make them feel really uncomfortable.

Source: theblemish.com

Pamela Anderson’s latest act of attention whoring occurred yesterday when she hand delivered a letter to Albert Baladi, managing director of KFC. She also provided him with her video expose that showed KFC suppliers scalding chickens to death in a defeathering tank.

I’ve been in Australia filming Big Brother, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside barns for KFC. Fortunately, I won’t be stomped to death, have my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank of hot water—yet, as PETA’s undercover videos have revealed, the chickens raised for KFC’s restaurants in Australia often suffer these abuses.

Very noble, except for the fact that Pamela Anderson is being indirectly paid by KFC. TMZ found out that Big Brother Australia’s no. 1 sponsor is the fast food chicken chain. Unconfirmed reports say she’s making $500,000 for her appearance.

Not only that, Pamela Anderson isn’t even “confined and sealed off from the outside world.” While the rest of the Big Brother contestants are stuck in the house sharing one giant bed, Pamela is staying at the Palazzo Versace.

Pamela Anderson is retarded. I bet if you spun her around five times, she’d think she just time traveled into the future.

Source: theblemish.com

PETA and by association, Pamela Anderson, were more than upset when Jessica Simpson decided to wear a t-shirt proudly proclaiming “Real Girls Eat Meat.” PETA wrote a heated missive to Jessica on their blog and now Pamela Anderson has denounced Jessica on a radio show in Australia while promoting her entrance to the Big Brother house. Pamela said:

“I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men. I think it’s healthy, good for your body and good for the environment.”

Pamela Anderson looks like a decaying corpse so her opinion doesn’t count. Not only that, Pamela’s career was based on how high her tits bounced while running on the beach. This is like a retard making fun of Kobe Bryant for choking in the playoffs.

Regardless, I still like to believe Jessica’s shirt was talking about men and that her publicist wouldn’t let her wear her other shirt that read, “Real Girls Swallow.” Because they do, you know.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces, they’re happy when we’re together. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.”

- Tommy Lee says he and ex-wife Pamela Anderson are together once again.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

It was Hugh Hefner’s 82nd birthday in April and as you know, every year the babes come running to wish him well.

This year’s big birthday present to to the Playboy mogul was Pamela Anderson, completely naked, in a cake.

So just how did Hefner’s ladies like the surprise?

They LOVED it.

Kendra Wilkinson said, “I think it was the perfect surprise for him. Come on, Pam Anderson, walking out with a cake naked. What can get better than that?”

Main squeeze Holly Madison chimed in, “I felt like I shouldn’t look because I know her, and she walked out naked! So I was, like, looking around, trying not to look there!”

But don’t be mistaken, the girls gave Hef sexy gifts as well. “We gave him chocolate body parts,” Wilkinson said. “We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all. I molded my ass, so I could call it ‘chocolate starfish. It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle. You’ll see it on the show coming up.”

Source: theblemish.com

Hoping to cleanse herself of her third failed marriage, this time to Rick Saloman, Pamela Anderson sold all her stuff at a garage sale. Proceeds went to PETA. Items for sale included Baywatch memorabilia, books, clothing and shoes. Oh and her used underwear because you know people are dying to buy that.

Fans hoping for an insight into Pamela would be interested to see her book collection, including political pundit William J. Bennett’s moral story book ‘The Book Of Virtues’, Eddie Muller and Daniel Faris’s ‘Grindhouse: The Forbidden World of “Adults Only” Cinema’ and the pictorial ‘Kiss Kiss’ by Patrick McMullan.

This is the sort of thing that would freak me out. I’d be rummaging through and all of a sudden I’ll find used underwear. I won’t think much of it at first, but then it’ll hit me. This is Pam Anderson’s old stuff. They must have their own std ecosystem by now. In these types of situations, I wouldn’t think twice about running away and shrieking like a little girl. Honestly, I’d feel safer digging through a box of used hypodermic needles. Blindfolded.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

The Playboy magnate turns a whopping 82 years old today.

And he got an early birthday present from Pamela Anderson. When Hef and Holly entered their penthouse at the Palms, they were greeted by Pam, who was butt-ass naked except for a pair of high heels, and holding a cake.

“Pam wasn’t paid to do it, she just wanted to show her love for Hef,” says a source.

Um, okay, but between Girls Next Door and Pam’s upcoming reality TV show, how many video cameras do you think were there to capture this sweet, private moment and use it in promos?

Yeah.

Source: theblemish.com

Pamela Anderson has signed on to do an “observational documentary series” produced by E!. The series will debut in summer and will follow “Pam’s fabulous adventures, emotional journey and all the surprises that come along the way.” A very nice way of saying, “Let’s watch her try to stay relevant despite no one caring about her and then watch her subsequently break-down when she realizes no one cares about her.” A better documentary would be taking a camera crew out on the street and asking people who still cares about Pamela Anderson. The answer may shock you.

In other Pam Anderson news, the 40-year-old Baywatch star gave Hugh Hefner a naked lap dance for his birthday.

As Hefner walked into his luxury suite, she walked out of a bedroom — wearing only high-heel shoes.

Hotel owner George Maloof, 43, said: “He was stunned and had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen.”

Hugh Hefner gets all the young tail he wants. Why he was smiling is beyond me. He’s probably already senile because having a geriatric gyrate and slide herself on your crotch isn’t what I call a good time. Maybe it was a nervous laugh? Whatever the case may be, count me out. I’d have more fun tying one end of a 50ft rope to my scrotum and the other to the bumper of a Bugatti Veyron and after telling the driver to floor it, try to untie myself before I ran out of slack.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Now that Pam Anderson is done with her gig in Vegas she’s managed to score her own reality show on E!.

The show is tentatively being titled, Pamela, and it will be all about the life and times of Pammy, 40, from being a single mom to working in Hollywood.

E! executive Vice President Lisa Berger stated, “E!’s cameras capture Pam’s fabulous adventures, emotional journey and all the surprises that come along the way. It’s going to be a wild ride.”

Oh, I’m sure. Another marriage? Another disease? Another pregnancy? Anything is possible with Pam. I’m sure it will omit her staying out until 3am when she has to get her kids to school in the morning..