Source: theblemish.com

The sense of entitlement surrounding celebrities is atrocious. They think just because they’re blessed with the ability to read words off paper they’re above normal people. Take Owen Wilson at the vegan takeout place One Lucky Duck for example. Wilson was waiting in line when he got tired of standing with the peons and booked it past everyone to place his order in the kitchen.

“I guess he thinks be cause he’s Owen Wilson he doesn’t have to wait.” His rep told us, “If it indeed happened, I’m sure it was inadvertent.” Eatery owner Sarma Meln gailis added, “He’s a friend . . . and it’s perfectly normal for him to come wander about in the kitchen . . . Nothing for people to get miffed about.”

Someone should have spoken up. I would have said, “Hey, dickhead. Looks like you stepped out and lost your place in line. You’re gonna have to go to the back.” Well, I wouldn’t have said it out loud. Maybe muttered under my breath. Okay, I’d be only thinking it. But I’d be thinking really hard about it while shoving past everyone for Owen’s autograph.

Source: theblemish.com

While Angelina Jolie is being nominated for her fancy awards, Jennifer Aniston is promoting Marley & Me in Germany by eating dog biscuits. Point, Aniston.

Aniston and Owen Wilson showed up on Wetten Das on Saturday where they were asked to participate in “canine games” which included eating doggy treats. Aniston commented that they were “a little dry.” Also, that it left her with an empty feeling. Although, that could have been from the part of her that just died.

Source: theblemish.com

Kate Hudson broke it off with Owen Wilson a short while ago and now she’s seeing/dating/whatevering Lance Armstrong. OK! Magazine via MSNBC says Owen Wilson is pretty upset about it and has been prancing around town with Kate Hudson lookalikes.

Wilson, who has been in Philadelphia working on the film “Marley & Me,” is said to have been spotted getting cozy with a blonde lady friend at a local Rick’s Cabaret on May 15, then at club G on May 16. A clubgoer told OK! that the actor “looked pretty upset” and was “drinking and sulking.”

What better way to get over Kate than to date women who kind of look like her, but aren’t quite on the same level. That way Owen can make them do things that Kate never let him do like anal or that ball gag and live octopus thing which is “totally normal, baby. Celebrities do it ALL the time.”

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Even though Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson just broke up (for the second time) it seems Kate has already moved on.

Kate, 29, was spotted with Lance Armstrong, 36, in New York Thursday night and Austin, Texas on both Friday and Saturday night. Thursday night they had dinner at the Wildwood Barbeque restaurant at the afterparty of Kid Rock’s Madison Square Garden concert. On Friday they ate at Eddie V’s, a favorite of Armstrong’s. Saturday night they went out to a more casual dinner with Armstrong’s three children and a group of people.

A source said, “They came in with the kids and a large group of people. They ordered dinner. Tacos, burgers and fries and that sort of stuff.”

When asked if the two appeared to be more than friends, another insider said, “They looked like they were having fun.”

Source: theblemish.com

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have split. Again. This was bound to happen. It was only a matter of when. PEOPLE reports:

“It was a pretty bad breakup,” says a Wilson pal. “Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn’t want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him.”

Owen bounced back quick. Plus, no suicides this time which is always a good sign.

“He was pretty chummy with the ladies … he was certainly doing some sweet talking,” according to an onlooker. “He looked happy to be there hanging with them.” The late-night outing was followed by a visit to Butter the next night, where he chatted up a sexy blonde. Says a Hudson source: “She feels dumb thinking it was so serious.”

Kate started dating Owen back in 2006. After they broke up, Owen Wilson slit his wrists for whatever reason. A few weeks/month later, Kate dumped then boyfriend Dax Shepherd and went back to Owen.

What have we learned? Attempted suicides get you all the hot chicks. Which is why I’m threatening to kill myself. Come to me Kate. I’m a wounded bird ready to be nurtured back to health. Um, wait, masturbating too much can lead to death, right? Whatever. There’s only one way to find out.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

ANOTHER Hollywood couple has reportedly bit the dust this week!

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have apparently gone their separate ways once again, despite rumors (which we knew weren’t true) that the two might be engaged.

People:

“It was a pretty bad breakup,” says a Wilson pal. “Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn’t want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him.”

Since the split, Hudson, 29, and Wilson, 39, have each been spotted letting loose. On May 9, Hudson and Bride Wars costar Steve Howey, 30, visited Boston’s Liberty Hotel bar, Alibi. And on May 11, Wilson dropped by N.Y.C.’s Upstairs with two women.

“He was pretty chummy with the ladies … he was certainly doing some sweet talking,” according to an onlooker. “He looked happy to be there hanging with them.” The late-night outing was followed by a visit to Butter the next night, where he chatted up a sexy blonde. Says a Hudson source: “She feels dumb thinking it was so serious.”

Honestly, I think Kate just felt bad for Owen after the whole suicide attempt thing. I think she’s a good hearted person who maybe wants to ’save’ Owen from himself. I’m sad it didn’t work out though. I loved these two together!

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Kate Hudson’s spokesperson is insisting that Kate and Owen Wilson are not engaged to be married.

Hudson was spotted with what appeared to be an engagement ring and the rumors started swirling.

So what is the deal with the ring? As it turns out, she’s filming a movie and the ring is a prop!

Hudson’s rep told Us magazine, “She’s definitely not engaged. She’s shooting a movie called Bride Wars, which explains the ring.”

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson have been spending a lot of time together since Owen’s been filming Marley and Me in Florida.

Harrelson owns a beautiful home on the water in Miami and after attending the Sony Ericsson Open in Key Biscayne and sitting in the hot sun for hours, the men were more than eager to get back to Woody’s pad where they could cool off in the ocean water.

Woody had no problem stripping down to nothing before jumping in, exposing his 46 year-old body, which actually is looking damn good for his age.

Owen chose to keep his shorts on, probably protecting his blue wee-wee from the harsh sun. I mean, let’s face it, homeboy doesn’t have the slightest bit of pigment in that skin!

Source: theblemish.com

Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston may be an item says Star. The two are currently filming Marley and Me in which they play husband and wife. Sources on set report that they hugged a lot. Which, as anyone knows, indicates penis in vagina type shenanigans.

“The hugging didn’t end when the cameras stopped rolling,” one crew member tells Star. “They were very flirty together, far more than you would expect. In between takes they were hanging onto each other. They are very friendly.”

Before they even started filming, Owen and Jen started bonding. Back in October, Star reported that they were speaking regularly by phone and Jen sent Owen some of her favorite books, including The Power of Now. At the time a source close to the actress said, “Owen has come to rely on Jen’s phone calls.”

Jennifer Aniston is a boring actress. Watching her is like sitting in front of a brick wall waiting for something to happen. “Look! I think it just. No. My mistake. It’s still just red bricks.”

Source: seriouslyomg.com

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Owen Wilson and Eric Dane made the Miami waters McSteamy yesterday when they filmed a scene for their upcoming movie Marley & Me. All I can say is that I hope there are a lot more scenes like this one and a lot less scenes with Jennifer Aniston who was thankfully not pictured!