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Hulk Hogan took his son Nick out to Vegas to celebrate his recent release from jail. They checked into the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and will make an appearance at car trade show SEMA later. However, Hulk is determined to keep Nick out of trouble and has booked him a standard room right next to his VIP executive suite. Sources say a mysterious man believed to be his parole officer is also constantly around him. Although, Nick hasn’t let the fact he put John Graziano in a permanent vegetative state get him down. Pop Tarts reports:

But Nick isn’t allowing his post-pokey profile to shield him away from the limelight as he reportedly pranced around the hotel happily posing for pictures, signing autographs for fans and flirting with the hot young ladies that came his way. Even though daddy was all-smiles, it sounds as though the year of family drama is taking its toll.

“I’m pretty vulnerable right now, I’ve been beat up so bad of late I would probably be pretty easy to take down,” the former WWE champ told Tarts, but in next breath hinted that if he pulled himself together and got in shape he might very well come out of-retirement.

When asked about John’s accident, Hulk repeated the same thing he said earlier. “There are no accidents. God has a plan that unfolds just as he wants it.”

Wow. God must have a really great plan for John then. I bet one day John, beat after a long hike, sat down and said, “God, I’m so tired of walking.” God heard his plea and did this to him. God’s a good listener.

Source: theblemish.com

Having served 166 days of an 8-month sentence for putting his friend in a permanent vegetative state, Nick Hogan was released this morning at 12:30 AM in Clearwater, Florida. 74 days were shaved off for good behavior. Brooke immediately embraced Nick and raced him back home where he was greeted with a “thumping party, replete with loud music and cops surveying the scene.” No doubt as a way to celebrate the end of five and a half months of being a whiny bitch.

This morning, Linda Hogan released this statement asking for privacy.

“This is our time as a family to come together to support Nick’s adjustment back into the public life keeping it as normal as possible. Neither Nick, nor we as a family, has any interest in making this anything but private. We respect the media’s role and only ask that they respect our privacy.

“Nick went into prison as a juvenile and has experienced something that will mold and affect him for the rest of his adult life. His focus is to make a positive difference in this world, media free. Since his future actions will speak louder than any words, there is no need to speak to the media at this time.”

In order to readjust to normal life, Nick will spend the next year hanging out by the pool at his parents’ house contributing nothing to society until he receives a call from VH1 or MTV to do a reality show about readjusting to normal life. He will accept and then continue to lounge around for another year. But this time with cameras. During this transitional period, John Graziano will still be in the hospital also “lounging” around. See? John doesn’t have it so bad. Apart from that half a skull and unable to move thing.

[Brooke hugs Nick outside of jail. Image via Splash News]

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Tomorrow is the day Nick Hogan gets out of jail and his sister Brooke is so happy that she blogged about it on her MySpace. She remains very optimistic about John Graziano’s recovery and believes that through prayer, one day he will walk out of that hospital. Brooke also scolds the haters for not knowing the whole story and only listening to the lying media. I mean, that video of John with half his skull missing? Totally CGI.

Hey you guys…as you all know, my brothers gettin out tomorrow…I cant even tell you, as a sister, how exciting this is for me! Nick and I are like best friends…and i cant believe how long Ive gone without him…. Not seeing him for 6 months has been really really hard. He always knows how to make me feel better or make me smile when I need it, and its been tough without having him there to hug me just at the right time, or crack a joke when im havin a bad day.

There have been a lot of supporters and a lot of haters that have come up to me and said things that have helped and things that made me feel like I couldn’t make it through another day… Some people wish terrible terrible things on us and say the the most nasty comments that I can’t even repeat on here… It really hurts. I understand people have their own opinion, but most of the people that come up to us don’t know the whole story, or how much we really really love John. Its really sad, because were not bad people….were just going through a really hard time, and so is John’s family. I feel sorry for the people who are misinformed because all they have to go off of is the media, which lets just face it, is NEVER a reliable source. Even the news, when that should be the most accurate…its probably the most far off. I didn’t come on here to vent, and I know this still wont change peoples opinion or what they think about my family. But I know that you never really know, until you actually walk in someones shoes. And that goes in all directions. All I ask, is instead of making this harder, and putting evil things out there, you pray for John and for us, and leave words of inspiration. I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers…… To all the people who have been supportive- It has helped MORE than you will ever know. I can not thank you enough…..Please pray for my brothers safety too… this is a really tough time he has gone through and I know all he wants to do is show you, John and his family how much he cares and understands.

ok. Back to the happy stuff! …….I just can’t wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac’n’cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL Thanks so much for listening and keep praying! Every day will be better and better and better. God bless you! Have a safe day!

Love you guys!
brooke

When the Grazianos read this to John, he made a gurgling noise out of his breathing tube. Witnesses said it sounded like hate. Waitaminute, he spoke. Kind of. OMG, it’s a miracle! Just like Brooke predicted.

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Nick Hogan will be credited 3 months for good behavior and will be a free man on October 21. Nick was sentenced to eight months in jail for his part in a car crash that left his friend John Graziano in a coma with half his head missing.

I’m more inclined to believe this was less for good behavior and more for the fact that both guards and inmates couldn’t stand to hear his whiny bitch ass every day. I’m sure the whimpering coming from his cell tends to get annoying. I’m also sure his five months in lock-up taught him a lot, like, next time switch his unconscious passenger into the driver’s seat.

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Nick Hogan recently turned 18 and for his birthday present, Pinellas County jail moved him out of solitary confinement into the general population. Surprisingly, Nick is happy about this.

“They had broken his spirit,” Brooke Hogan, 20, tells PEOPLE. “When they put him in solitary, he was on the outs. I was worried about him, and his safety, and his well-being.”

“We get to visit him three times a week like everybody else, but it sucks,” she says. “I can’t just walk over to his room and give him a hug, or talk to him, or confide in him. … At least he’s not locked in hell, basically. And his personality is slowly coming back. I bring that out of him.”

This is ironic because general population is where Nick will really feel his spirit being broken. Not only that, but his spirit will be passed around like a loose cigarette. Of course, by “spirit”, I mean “his asshole” and by “broken”, I mean “made into a vagina”. Brooke Hogan, however, thinks Nick can handle himself.

“He’s been threatened,” she says. “Thank God he’s big and he can hold his own.”

According to IMDB, Nick Hogan is 6′3”, a respectable height. But, also according to IMDB, his nick name is Nicky Noodle. I give him two weeks before the other inmates force him to take estrogen so he can grow bitch tits.

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The Superficial posted the video that the Grazianos recently released of John’s daily rehabilitation at the hospital. If you missed out on those pictures of the hole Nick put in John’s head, you can check out this uncensored video. It’s set to some of that crazy rock & roll music which is slightly more appropriate than the La Cucaracha music they initially thought about syncing it with. Warning: Disturbing video after the jump.

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Bubba the Love Sponge played a couple of voicemail messages Frank Graziano left for Hulk Hogan and his family. In it, Frank called the Hogans whores and swore to pee on their family’s graves. Frank also said he would make Hulk’s “faggot son bleed” and would torture him slowly. Frank liberally uses the word “faggot” as an insult giving people the idea he doesn’t hold homosexuality in high regard, yet, despite this, he goes on to say he would put his penis in Nick’s mouth. Very confusing. The rest of the voicemail can be heard here.

So… does anyone else get the impression Frank isn’t too fond of the Hogans or is it just me?

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

The brother of John Graziano reportedly called the family of Nick and Hulk Hogan and let his disgust for them be known.

A taped phone message from Frank Graziano to the Hogan family was played on air this morning by radio personality ‘Bubba the Love Sponge’, (what kind of effed up name is that?) who is a friend of the Hogans.

In the beginning of the call Frank says, “I’m going to have your son’s ass.” He went on, “I don’t give a f@ck who you know - or how much money you got, you piece of sh!t.” The Hogan women weren’t spared his wrath either. He calls Linda and Brooke, “Your whore daughter and your whore wife.”

Listen to the phone calls here.

There are two recordings, the second one being much easier to understand. In the second one he tells the Hulkster,

“I don’t know who the f@ck you think you are Terrence, but you ain’t nothing . . every Marine, every gangster, every lowlife, every crackhead and every scumbag is going to be looking for you and your little f@cking kid . .”

TMZ reports that the Clearwater Police Department has an “open investigation” into the calls.

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Brooke Hogan recently spoke with E! channel’s Michael Yo (off-air) about her mother’s relationship with a boy man who is 29-years younger.

“I’m totally freaked out,” she admitted. “I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”

The blond youngster whom Linda has sunk her meathooks into is Charley Hill, 19 - a former classmate of Brooke and Nick’s!

“I went to school with him. He was a grade under me. Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us.”

Brooke also confessed that she is struggling to deal with all the scandal that has been tearing her family apart.

She said, “I am just staying the course and dealing with it and supporting my family. I’m actually on my way to see Nick now. You know, I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It’s crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.”

Ok, first off. The age. I’m not usually bothered too much by age differences, but it’s obvious that Linda is trying to jump start her stale sex-life or she is trying to prove something. Most likely both. She wants to prove that she still “has it” and is still a hot commodity. I highly doubt she actually has a connection with a 19-year old. I mean, c’mon, she’s pushing 50. It’s all about the dick, baby.

And doesn’t Gnarly Charley looks like a 19-year-old Hulkster!? Kinda creepy - although not quite as creepy as Hulk dating a chick that looks like his daughter’s twin I suppose!

[Below: Hulk talks to Larry King about Nick and God]

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Stephanie Ragusa, a former teacher who stands accused of having sex with minor students, has written a letter of support to Nick (Bollea) Hogan while both are behind bars.

The sexual predator wrote the letter to Nick, 17, on June 2nd. She faces charges of lewd or lascivious battery and unlawful sexual activity with a minor.

The Pinellas County sheriff’s department says they recognized Ragusa’s name on the envelope and and intercepted the letter before giving Nick a copy.

In the letter Ragusa accepts no responsibility for her actions and tells Nick that it’s all society’s fault.

“It’s not us, Nick, but something ‘off’ with society, that our situations garner more attention and print than the president, the election, or even an earthquake killing thousands.  Nothing prepares you for nor prevents it; sensationalism.”

She closed her letter with the following, “I have no doubt that you will rise above your current surroundings having experienced a personal inner growth known only to yourself in these many hours of isolation.  You remain in my prayers.”

One of Nick’s attorneys stated that his client has no desire to continue correspondence with the former teacher.