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The whole purpose of Black Snake Moan is watching Samuel L. Jackson yell at a half-naked Christina Ricci. It goes to show Hollywood still has some original ideas…kind of. In this clip, Christina Ricci has sex with Justin Timberlake. It lasts less than a minute with no payoff making it the most disappointing minute of my life. The least she could do is throw in some moans. The word is in the damn title.

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If you haven’t seen the Black Snake Moan trailer, then you really should check it out. I posted some stills of it a while back over here. According to IMDB, Christina Ricci plays “a victim of childhood sexual abuse, looking everywhere for love, never quite finding it” which translates into slut. Sam Jackson plays the guy trying to save her. And Justin Timberlake, well, I don’t know what he does, but he’s in it too. In all honesty, Christina Ricci looks almost sexy in that white trashy victimy sort of way. Poster down below.

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I think these stills from Black Snake Moan are kind of old, but they’re new to me. Christina Ricci plays Rae, a victim of childhood sexual abuse looking for love and befriending a “God-fearing bluesman” named Lazarus, played by Samuel L. Jackson. Judging by a few of these stills, Britney Spears in her K-Fed years would have been perfect for this. That’s if she was less tubby and had a bigger tramp stamp. Oh and if she had an ounce of acting talent. The white trashness would have been spot on though. More after the jump.