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Jessica Alba celebrated Halloween by wearing a wig. What an amazing costume. Instead of having brown hair, she has blonde. A few are labeling this the most stunning achievement in Halloween history. Watch out Heidi Klum. Jessica is gunning for your title as Queen of Halloween.
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If you’re hot and have no idea what you want to be for Halloween, just dress up like Eliza Dushku. A slutty something or other. I’m pretty sure people dress like this normally, but whatever. She looks hot so I’ll give her a pass. Plus, I wore the exact same thing. I can tell the ladies dug it because they shrieked when I walked by. No doubt an audible manifestation of the lust running through their veins.
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Every year Heidi Klum dresses up as pure awesomeness. She and Seal always come up with incredible costumes which are always awe inspiring. This year was no exception. Heidi dressed up as Kali and Seal dressed up as.. um, Sinbad? I don’t know but it looks amazing.
Other celebrities should give up. They should just stick to their slutty cop, slutty fairy and, if you’re Kirsten Dunst, giant paper bag costumes. More after the jump.
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The Pussycat Dolls showed up at Pur dressed up as slutty versions of kid’s costumes. And yes, it was as exciting as it sounds.
I’m confused about one thing though. Is that one chick Red Riding Hood? Because that’s what she looks like. But why is she holding a baby and a basket full of grass? I don’t remember Red Riding Hood being an unwed mother trying to make a living by dealing marijuana. And what’s with the gun? Is this a commentary on black stereotypes? Ugh, that’s too deep for me on Halloween. I just want to see some tits.
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I want you to do something. Imagine Ice-T’s girlfriend Coco. Now imagine her dressing up for Halloween. What kind of costume is she wearing? Is it something demure and understated? Of course not. It’s been scientifically proven she’s allergic to that type of stuff. One time she dressed conservatively and she almost burst into flames.
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If the real Red Riding Hood looked like this, I would have understood why the Big Bad Wolf wanted to eat her. Although, his raging erection would have made that hard to do.
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Kirsten Dunst dressed up like a homely Amelia Earhart for Halloween. Even though her costume wasn’t supposed to be scary, people still coiled back in horror when they saw her.
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In Kim Kardashian’s version of Wonder Woman, she doesn’t rope people with a golden lasso or deflect bullets with her magical bracelets, she sits on people’s faces. And instead of fighting crime, she fights erectile dysfunction.
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How many Jokers will there be this Halloween? Probably more than you’d like. How many Jokers will there be this Halloween who put on a mask because they’re too lazy to use face paint and hold a chainsaw which makes absolutely no sense? Uh, probably just this guy. Maybe he should watch the movie first. I’ve learned that it really helps when you’re going to dress up as someone from it.
I made the same mistake last Halloween. Man, I’ll never live down dressing as a backwards number 7 and having to explain to everyone that I was a character from the movie Se7en. Although, in my defense, it was technically true.
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When news hit that Terrence Howard was replaced by Don Cheadle in the next Iron Man installment, fans experienced thirty seconds worth of shock. The story was Howard was axed because he was holding out for more money but in an interview with NPR, Howard said he learned about the news the same way we common folk did.
It was the surprise of a lifetime. There was no explanation. [The contract] just…up and vanished. I read something in the trades implicating that it was about money or something, but apparently the contracts that we write and sign aren’t worth the paper that they’re printed on, sometimes. Promises aren’t kept, and good faith negotiations aren’t always held up.
Breaking up via third party sources is always tricky. Especially when the person you’re breaking up with knows where you live and may have a trash can or two full of used baby wipes to tp your house with.