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If you’re wondering what sort of Michael Jackson memorabilia is being auctioned off from his Neverland Ranch, then wonder no more. TMZ is here to help list all the artworks Jackson had stored in his home. The 2,952 item list includes:

“boy with accordion,” “boy sitting on bricks,” “boy w/ baton and hat w/ feathers,” “two boys on swing bar,” “two boys with ladder,” “boys sleeping on bench,” ” boys milking goat,” “boy on a toy car with girl,” “boy pulling, 2 boys on a bike,” “boy lifting girl,” “2 boys sitting on a sunflower,” “little boy with turquoise overalls on a stand,” “bronze boy and girl hugging,” “bronze boy carrying a fruit basket,” “boys catching fish” and two “child’s upper body mannequins.”

Do you notice a disturbing trend? They’re all recreations of youthful innocence! Boooring. Oh and they all involve little boys being alone and somewhat vulnerable. But it’s not like you can read into that or anything.

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Michael Jackson’s brother, Marlon, has unveiled plans to build a slavery theme park which will also double as a tribute to the Jackson Five and a luxury resort. Marlon plans on building the five star hotel, concert halls, golf courses, casinos, Jackson Five museum and slavery memorial near a former slave port.

“The Jackson family had been looking for a place to site their memorabilia collection,” explained Gary Loster, chief executive of the Motherland Group, to the BBC. “We visited the site of the slave port in Badagry and Marlon turned to me and said: ‘Let’s put it here, this is right.’”

The development will cater to the country’s growing tourism industry, particularly African-American tourists who wish to trace their Nigerian roots. Visitors will be able to explore the site of the former transatlantic slave trade, honour the hundreds of thousands who died in what were horrific human rights abuses, and then head off for a round of golf or a massage, before gawping at animatronic versions of the siblings who sang ABC and I Want You Back.

Marlon also wants you to call him if you ever find his common sense. It done gone left him. I can’t help but feel Marlon was trying to make a point when, in a moment of clarity, he thought a slave port would be the best place to put the Jackson family memorabilia. Maybe that’s giving him too much credit. Because with that idea came the decision to build a slavery theme park.

If Marlon was half the visionary he makes himself out to be, he’d also have entertainment for the kids. Like a ship ride where they have to do the rowing while old white men in rocking chairs shout racial epithets at them and sip on mint juleps. People eat that stuff up.

I don’t think I could ever find a photo that accurately described this story. I think I came pretty close though.

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A guy named Ian Halperin wrote a biography on Michael Jackson which claims the mask enthusiast is in dire need of super Robitussin. He says Jackson suffers from Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency, a rare and fatal genetic disorder, can’t breathe right due to emphysema and has gastrointestinal bleeding.

“He’s had it for years, but it’s gotten worse,” Halperin told In Touch magazine. “He needs a lung transplant but may be too weak to go through with it … [But] it’s the [gastrointestinal] bleeding that is the most problematic part. It could kill him.”

Ian also claims the singer is 95% blind in his left eye and can barely speak. Jackson was seen earlier this year being pushed around in a wheelchair. Most recently, Jackson was photographed wearing a Zorro mask. Because Zorro is awesome.

It’s weird enough to be hit on by a mask wearing white guy, who’s really black, cradling a pet monkey, but add in an eye patch, wheezing and more kids being taught about stranger danger and I can see why Michael’s sex life went to shit.

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According to the Mirror, Pamela Anderson has been enjoying secret dates with Michael Jackson. For who could love an over the hill, prunish, frighteningly old looking actress other than an over the hill, deformed by unnecessary surgery, secret member of NAMBLA pop star?

“It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger. They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar.”

“They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding,” said the source. “They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”

“They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela.”

The article mentions that Michael and Pamela were seated in the corner of the bar. I don’t know, but It seems fitting that they’d request to sit in the place where all the vomit, broken pieces of glass and discarded dreams are swept to.

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The Daily Mail asked themselves today what it would be like if Michael Jackson had not undergone hundreds of unncessary procedures and allowed himself to age gracefully. To answer this burning question, they enlisted the help of computer experts to compose a photograph of what a current, unaltered Michael would look like. The result? He’d look like a black guy. Shocking, isn’t it?

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Michael Jackson visited a toy store near his home in Vegas yesterday looking very inconspicuous. He disguised himself in a baseball cap, pyjamas, dreadlocked wig, sunglasses and a surgeon’s mask all while being pushed around in a wheelchair. There was absolutely no way that anyone would recognize him. Which is why it was a big surprise when parents started pulling their kids closer to them as Michael rolled by. “Drat!,” he thought. “I’m missing the most important part of my disguise: a stretched out condom pulled over my head.”

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These photos of Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch are actually quite beautiful – but also a tad eerie. But the lavishness of it all is amazing.

You can find tons more photographs of the estate here.

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Put back to back, which Jackson song do you think is better?

‘Rock with You‘ by Michael Jackson or ‘Rock with U‘ by Janet Jackson?

In my opinion (thanks for asking) Janet’s song is proof that you don’t have to have talent to successfully put an album out. She sounds like she’s trying to sing with a 450-pound fat motherf*cker standing on her chest. Worst singing ever. Even when filtered and edited and all that sh*t. I seriously cannot stand to listen to her sing on this single.

At least Michael has talent.

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A woman named none other than Billie Jean Jackson, I kid you not, was arrested at the Neverland Ranch Monday night.

Billie Jean, 60, was busted for trespassing on the property. She told the security guard at the gate that she was the wife of Michael Jackson and that Neverland was hers too. He sent her away but she continued on down the road, eventually climbing over the fence where she was detained by security. The woman has been arrested in the past numerous times for trespassing at the ranch.

She was promptly taken to the Santa Barbara County Jail where her bail was set at $2,500.

Michael might like the kiddos, but one things for sure, the crackheads love them some Wacko Jacko..

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Ever wanted to journey through Michael Jackson’s creepy Neverland Ranch at night without fear of wandering white-gloved hands, trap doors and not-so-random man-boy encounters? Tunnelbug’s Flickr photo set allows you to do just that. The downside is a you don’t get to enter in a multi-million dollar lawsuit and have it settled out of court. The upside is you’re still a virgin. Sucker.