Lindsay Lohan took to her MySpace blog to defend against claims that she and Samantha Ronson are breaking up. She wrote:

y vey! rumors..

just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.

samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up

take care
xxLL

Wow. Fascinating. Nothing says undying love and devotion like a 3 line post on MySpace followed by a smiley. Although, I can’t help but notice it was a and not a :D. Something must be wrong. That or Lindsay isn’t well versed in emoticons. :/

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s relationship has deteriorated to the point where the two are seeking couple’s counseling. A source tells Page Six they “fight like cats and dogs” and every day is another day of “screaming, crying and yelling.” Sam is apparently still in love with Lindsay but she can’t handle the arguments, mainly about their age difference, or the high maintenance. Another source said that when Lindsay’s relationship with Sam is over, she’ll go running back to men.

This is just Lindsay sabotaging the relationship because she craves cock. Keeping Lindsay away from penis is harder than fixing Tara Reid’s stomach. Many have tried, but all have failed miserably.

The Sun, The Daily Mail and Holy Moly are all reporting that Lindsay Lohan and boy/girlfriend Samantha Ronson got into a fight over her ex, Calum Best, who she ran into for the second time during her trip to London. Sam has been rumored to be very jealous towards Lindsay’s ex-boyfriends so naturally, when Lindsay danced up on Calum, Sam was pissed.

The two were said to have gotten into a “catfight” that left Lindsay crying in her taxi. Sam came to join her ten minutes later but stormed out of the car once they arrived at their hotel leaving Lindsay once again, holding her head in her hands.

“It was quite clear something was up. Lindsay had tears in her eyes as she left.”

Is it over? Has Lindsay’s past come back to haunt her? Will Sam ever be able to forgive her? The answer to all these questions and more next time on As the Lindsay Turns.

Holy Moly also put up a video of the incident (up top) and clearly, you had to be there because I have no idea what’s going on. Sam could be mad and Lindsay could be crying. Then again, a lot of things could be possible. I could be the King of France and you could be popular and sexy. Well, maybe not you, per say, but definitely me. I guess I should have put “I could be popular and sexy.” Sorry for giving you false hope, dude.

Back in 2006, Lindsay Lohan was a raging, pantiless crackhead screwing everything in site and had more white powder up her nose than Santa Claus when he fell off his sleigh. It was during this downward spiral that Lindsay asked another guest at the Dark Room in New York for a Sharpie so she could scrawl, “Scarlett is a cunt,” on the bathroom wall. Scarlett Johansson remembers the incident to this day and is still confused as to what started this feud. In an interview with Allure, Johansson ponders:

“I don’t know what the motivation was. I remember it was something really vulgar - I mean shockingly so, like, ‘Whoa, what, who are you?’ “I don’t really know that person. I only met her, like, three times.”

Many chalk it up to professional jealousy. Lindsay may have beat Scarlett out for the lead in The Parent Trap but Scarlett ended up the eventual winner in life. Although there were rumors of Scarlett’s rampant whoredom circulating through Hollywood, she kept it classy. Lindsay, on the other hand, decided to be a club scene fixture, drinking the nights away, using eight balls as nasal decongestant and flashing her vadge. Scarlett married Ryan Reynolds and has a blossoming career. Lindsay turned lesbian to become Samantha Ronson’s girlfriend and has no career. As you can plainly see, it’s point, set and match, Scarlett.

On Friday night, a anti-fur protester caked Lindsay Lohan’s head with a huge, white load. Of flour. The protester shouted, “Lindsay Lohan, fur hag!,” as she made her triumphant mark. PETA spokesman Robbie LeBlanc said:

“Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all.”

As youngsters often do, Lindsay’s boyfriend Samantha went straight to her MySpace the next day to defend her honor.

There is a fine line that distinguishes the difference between exercising our freedom of expression and offending others, for example the debate regarding freedom of speech vs. hate speech…. i feel that this principle should apply to protestors also. It’s a pity that some groups feel the need to assault people as opposed to fighting with words.

Whenever I feel the need to vent about something that feels unfair to me I reach for my computer, I don’t run out of the house with abusive intentions. I don’t expect everyone to react the same way, but I do expect people to respect each other. Maybe that’s my first mistake? It seems lately I am learning that there are too many people who put another species before their fellow man and that’s sad. I don’t wear fur, but I don’t think I have the right to ATTACK those who do. No one has that right.

PETA should focus their efforts on educating people on what they believe are injustices instead of seeking press via harassing those in the limelight. I received an apology too many days late from the PETA folks (the blog removal was too little too late) and today I’m pissed at the bag of flour thrown on Lindsay last night. Not because I got powdered down, but because the girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it’s an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person. I would have more respect for them if they didn’t use other people to get their point across. Lindsay, Mary Kate, Ashley Olsen, Anna Wintour and the rest of the targeted celebrities aren’t the problem, I’m pretty sure they’re not the only ones wearing fur, in fact, they should be appreciated by PETA for giving them a target. If it weren’t for them, who would get them press?????

I know I’m probably going to get a lot of angry emails in response, but I don’t really care. I got enough last week for no reason so I’m more than happy to ignore the nastiness after seeing what I saw last night. I’m not about to throw on a fur coat in retaliation, but had I had one within reach, I’m not sure I would have walked away from it.

ET has pictures of the whole thing and frankly, Lindsay wasn’t too impressed with that load. Just last month at her annual bukkake party, Lindsay had twice that amount explode on her. Amateurs.