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Lily Allen responded via her MySpace blog about the statements the Daily Mail made about her and Elton John getting into a spat at the GQ Man of the Year Awards. Lily says it was just playful banter and weren’t seriously going to shank each other when the show ended.

Hi , now it’s all died down i’m saying my side of what I can’t believe is considered to be a story.
Elton john and I are friends. I was honoured when Elton asked me to present the GQ awards with him this year in association with Elton’s AIDS foundation. Not only was it for a good cause but who would say no to Elton.
I’m not defending my drunkeness because i don’t need to, i’m 23 it was an awards ceremony i drank the free champagne, how awful of me.
Trying to create a feud on the other hand, and trying to make me out as being some rude little girl with a drink problem is just unfair, Elton and I exchanged jokes and there were no hard feelings at all, infact neither of us gave it a second thought. It’s sad that an evening enjoyed by all had to ruined by some bitter journos again.
All these showbiz journalists are just bullies when it comes down to it. I have felt really very bullied this week.I realise that when i first started this job I slagged a few people off when I probably shouldn’t have and I have been opinionated about some things, but i haven’t said a bad word about anyone for a long time, even when I have wanted to, even when people have tried to start feuds and said horrible things about me when they’d never even met me, when they’d based an opinion on me because of something they’d read. It’s hurtful, but it’s fine if you want to print a picture of me and say how awful I look, how much weight i’ve put on or how terrible my choice of clothes were that day. In my opinion it’s still a form of bullying and if anyone spoke to any of my friends like that to their faces i’d want to kill them. But character assasination is another thing it’s just not needed.

You showbiz journalist meanies. Why do you have to be like that. Can’t you see Lily is young and young people like to drink massive amounts of alcohol and become really drunk and act inappropriately and maybe start babbling incoherently and go on and on about nothing until they pass out in their chai……,qpoSDFx.zfr0m2c

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Remember back in June when Lily Allen attended Glamour’s Women of the Year Awards and had to be carried out by her bodyguard because she was so drunk? Then she blogged about how awful she felt and claimed that her drink must have been spiked? Well, Lily Allen and Elton John were on hand to co-host GQ Men of the Year Award and you’ll never guess what happened. I’ll give you a second…. Did you guess that Lily Allen got drunk? Ding ding ding. We have a winner.

But when Elton John and Lily Allen got up on stage to host a prestigious awards ceremony, no one predicted quite such fireworks.

The pair began quarelling in front of a shocked celebrity crowd when Miss Allen became drunken and dishevelled after gulping down champagne as the pair handed out awards.

The 23-year-old, decked out in an extravagant Dolce and Gabbana ballgown and Chopard jewellery, soon began slurring, swearing and ad-libbing.

And when she introduced Carol Vorderman to the stage with a verbal tirade, saying ‘F***’ no fewer than five times in the same sentence, her co-host decided enough was enough.

When Miss Allen came to announce ‘…and now the most important part of the night’, Elton chipped in ‘What? Are you going to have another drink?’

She fired back: ‘F*** off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!’

A clearly rattled Elton replied ‘I could still snort you under the table’. To which she replied: ‘F*** off. I don’t know what you are talking about.’

Awards shows in the UK sound so much more fun than awards shows in the US. Over here, they have a wrinkly, roided up Madonna trying to act sexy and a pudgy, confused Britney Spears wiggling around on stage which amounts to a televised freak show. In the UK they have Lily Allen becoming highly intoxicated and acting inappropriate while some old queen tells her to fuck off.  Dammit, America, I can’t take you anywhere.

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Lily Allen was leaving Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club with TV host Miquita Oliver, happily fisting the air when some girl started heckling her. Lily didn’t take too kindly to that and punched the girl three times before her friends forced her back to the car. The woman seemed amused which leads me to believe that not only does Lily Allen punch like a girl, her fists must feel like rainbows and sunshine and yield the same damaging results as being hit by soft, puffy clouds. There’s no doubt that this would feel amazing on my balls.

[Images via Daily Mail and Splash News]

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Yesterday, Lily Allen slipped her nipple. Later on in the day, she did it again. This makes me highly suspicious. Two nipple slips in one day? This is like the time I found a ten dollar bill in a homeless guy’s cup and then a block later, I found another ten dollar bill in another homeless guy’s cup. Tell me the truth homeless guys, were those bills I wrestled out of your frail hands fake?

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This is Lily Allen’s nipple. Just dropping in to say “Hi!” Hi! Ok, bye. Larger uncensored version here.

Splash News says Lily was getting out of her BMW outside of her boyfriend, Ed Simmon’s, house and that she laughed it off and gave the paparazzi the finger. Awesome. I wish more women would be this nonchalant. Usually it’s all slaps in the face, a restraining order and confiscation of my 400mm lens. Whatever. If they didn’t want to be photographed naked, they wouldn’t undress half a mile from me in their house with the lights off and curtains halfway closed.

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Lily Allen had to be carried out of the Glamour magazine’s Women of the Year Awards a couple days ago due to the inordinate amount of alcohol she consumed. The next day she even blogged about how embarrassing it was. Now Lily Allen says the champagne, gin, vodka and Asahi beer she drank at the open bar may have been spiked. Last night at the Janet Street-Porter outside The Royal Academy of Arts 24th Summer Exhibition Preview Party in Piccadilly she was overheard saying:

‘Yeah, I don’t know what happened, maybe I was spiked. I don’t remember a thing. I can normally get really drunk, but not like that.’

‘The worrying thing was that I was like a dead weight. I have been out so many times and got drunk and never ended up like that.

‘What was worse was that the cab just drove off with only me in it. My brother and my mates were not with me.’I didn’t have my house keys or my bag, so I felt totally vulnerable. When I finally got home I just passed out.’

Right, gallons of alcohol isn’t what made the 5′2” Lily so drunk that security had to carry her out to a cab and send her home. The drinks were obviously tampered with. This is all part of a vast and intricate conspiracy to make Lily look bad. Sort of like the time police “discovered” that dead hooker in the back of my trunk. I think they planted her there. They’re out to get me.

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Lily Allen loves to party, and last night was no exception at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London where Lily got her drink on and had to be carried out of the after party.

Lily sported bubblegum pink hair and matching baby blue fingernails and shoes. I actually think her dress is adorable, but wait, what print is that exactly? Bambi with blood squirting out of it’s neck? Am I seeing that right?  Oh, well, I still love it!  But I have a feeling a lot of you will disagree!

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Lily Allen attended Glamour magazine’s Women of the Year Awards last night with pink hair wearing a fancy dress adorned with images of a decapitated Bambi. She won the Editor’s Special Award and went on to get hammered until she could no longer walk. Lily had to be carried to her car by security at the end of the night. She was still clutching her award too. What a trooper. As is common among celebrities these days, she blogged about her experience in the hopes that her embarrassing moment will show impressionable young people that drinking until you pass out is bad.

“Oh dear. Last time I wrote here, I was defending my honour and dignity, explaining my innocence and also outrage at the press for insinuating my behaviour was embarrassing.

“This time I’m putting my hands up. I got very drunk last night, too drunk. It’s not cool getting that drunk. I feel awful and I have to thank my little brother Alf for getting me home safely.”

She added: “Kids, drink responsibly or you’ll end up looking like this - not pretty!

“Was quite fun though, from what I can remember. Need fry up now.”

I love how she tells the kids not to get completely wasted like her, but immediately follows that up with what an incredibly awesome and fun night she had. Way to send mixed messages. Next, she should warn them about marijuana and then describe how cool it is to be high and tell them pot got her laid. You know, put the fear of God into those kids.

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Lily Allen got drunk, flipped someone off and flashed her vagina. Conversely, I saw Lily Allen’s vagina, flipped off my monitor and got drunk. To forget. It’s funny how my life mirrors Lily Allen’s except in reverse. Although, maybe it’s not that funny because isn’t that how mirrors work? If so, then I guess the actual funny thing is that my vomit is pink. Not funny, “ha ha,” but funny, “I don’t remember eating that.”

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I’m not sure why I’m putting up these photos of a topless Lily Allen splayed out by the pool. She’s not the most attractive or the most famous. Maybe it’s because for some reason she reminds me of these sunbathing seals near me and it’s a well known fact that everyone loves seals.