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Four confusingly long years later, The Hills may finally be coming to an end. Rumors of salary disputes and troubled friendships are one of many nails in the coffin for the unspectacular series. Add to that the fact that Whitney Port has moved to New York and Audrina can’t stand being anywhere near Lauren anymore. Even recently at a club, a witness said, “Lauren looked uncomfortable and like she was going to be sick,” describing the mood when Audrina sat down next to her.

As Audrina attacked Lauren over her alleged fling with her ex Justin “Bobby” Brescia, 25, a tearful Lauren yelled, “Because of you, everyone thinks I’m a bad friend and a slut!” says the source.

Now, a pal of Lauren tells OK!, “She isn’t sure what to do. As of right now, she hasn’t signed on for the next season.”

During an appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres show, Audrina was vocal about her indecision. As always, money seems to be the main factor. Audrina has been asking for a bump in pay to star alongside Lauren. Below is a breakdown of what each cast member is currently being paid per episode:

LAUREN: $75,000
HEIDI: $65,000
SPENCER: $65,000
AUDRINA: $35,000
BRODY$10,000

Given that there were 33 episodes last season and there are at least 11 this season, you’ll be sickened to know Lauren, Heidi, Spencer and Audrina could stand to make more than a million this year for simply looking into a camera and showing contrived emotion. Think about that as you bash your head into the $5 non-ergonomic Office Depot keyboard provided to you by your company.

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Lauren Conrad, of that retarded show The Hills, had a $118,000 Audi R8 delivered to her home yesterday. Here she is driving it. You may want to mark this down on your calendar as the day a little piece of you died. You can scribble it right under “URGENT: Buy more Ramen.”

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Not only do you get to watch Lauren Conrad in the confusingly popular reality show, The Hills, but you’ll soon have a chance to read a fictionalized account of her life. Conrad has signed on to write “a three-book series of young adult fiction for HarperCollins.” The story centers around an ordinary girl who ends up becoming a reality tv star (it’s a profession now). The first book in the series is set to be released in the summer of 2009.

While the book will be “definitely influenced by my [Lauren's] own life,” there are no plans to write about those of her friends. Lauren explains, “Some of the characters may symbolize people in my life, but it is in no way calling anyone out.” Like that character with the fake tits and frighteningly dull personality with the douchebag boyfriend whose sole purpose in life is to pimp her out like a cheap trick? Oh, she’s symbolic.

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Lauren Conrad is the star of the scripted reality show, The Hills. She’s found fame amongst teenage girls and bored 20-somethings. However, apart from those people, nobody likes her. Case in point. Her neighbors. They hate having to live next to her. Radar interviewed a few of them and quickly found out they’d rather her ass move out.

Some neighbors are so displeased that they’ve brought up zoning issues concerning the legality of Audrina’s guest house. Neighborhood residents we spoke to also complained of paparazzi violence, dangerous traffic, vandalism, production-vehicle parking violations, and the interruption of Internet service for as long as 72 hours when MTV wirelessly transmits the show as they shoot. MTV and the city of Los Angeles have offered up some solutions, and Daddy Conrad has stepped in to help, but residents say they’re not doing enough.

It’s just not normal people who dislike her though, so do celebrities like soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. At LA club Kress, Cristiano was out with some friends when Lauren came up to him and asked for a picture. He refused and asked his friend who she was.

‘Cristiano turned to his friend and said in his heavy Portugese accent: ‘Who is this woman?’

‘Lauren was mortified. She told her friends she couldn’t believe he’d talk to her like that. Worse still, she couldn’t believe he didn’t know who she is.

‘She walked away in a really bad mood.’

In spite of the ego check, Lauren Conrad is still turning into a diva.

Conrad was flown to East Hampton by chopper and paid to host a party at Lily Pond for Svedka’s “Join the Party” campaign, but she showed up two hours late. “She seems to have lost a grip on reality and thinks she is A-list material,” said our source. “And after taking pictures, she bolted straight to the VIP area and refused to speak to anyone outside her entourage.”

My favorite part of this story was how everybody hates Lauren Conrad and how a hunky soccer star won’t even take a picture with her. Why, if I was Lauren, I’d be hurling myself out of a third floor window right about now. Heh heh heh.

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It’s still not clear why The Hills is so popular. Everyone on there is boring. MTV should film me instead. I’m the opposite of boring. Exciting. They can film me writing this post. Look at me type, MTV. I also scratch my ass sometimes. But don’t think I’m confined solely to my room. I know how to cut loose as well. Kind of. One time I opened my front door and walked out, but I had to run back in. The outside world frightens me. What the hell is that bright, burning, yellow thing in the sky? Eeeek!

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Last week, Lauren Conrad from The Hills came home to find Audrina doing a photo shoot in their shared house. The problem with that is LC promised another magazine exclusive photos of their backyard. This prompted her to throw “hissy fit” which included her stomping around like a 2-year-old. TMZ says,

Never mind that Audrina pays rent to her and had gotten the OK from LC’s rep who, apparently, forget to clue their client in.

A spy on the set called it “uncomfortable” — ya think? — and Audrina hurried through the shoot to get the heck out of Dodge.

Here I am being insensitive trying to figure out what food I can buy with $1.25 while LC is dealing with this huge catastrophe in her life. It sure puts things into perspective.

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She sure is busting her butt trying to promote this little clothing line of hers.

Here she is in Canada, where her line will be sold at Holt Renfrew.

These don’t look all that special to me.

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Audrina Patridge reminds us all that she does, occasionally, wear clothes, at The Hills Season 3 premiere party in NYC.

And if you, like me, are living at your father’s house where there’s no television, remember that you can watch the entire new episode of The Hills on their website, here. It’s a great way to spend the workday!

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“Playing yourself on reality television isn’t to our reader the level of accomplishment that you need to have on the cover of Cosmo.”

Kate White, editor of Cosmo, when asked whether they’d consider having Lauren Conrad on the cover.

Ouch!

The Wall Street Journal — yeah, that Wall Street Journal — has an interesting article about Lauren and her “branding strategy” today. Read it here.

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LC wore an item from her new fashion line to her Letterman appearance.

You know how Arby’s is all like: “Arby’s is Different. Different is Good”?

I think it’s important people realize that’s just not a blanket statment. That’s particularly important to realize in fashion. Just because it’s different doesn’t mean it’s good. Ahem. Lauren. Ahem. You gotta admit, though, she grown into a strikingly beautiful and poised young woman.

The clip of Lauren on Letterman is below. You must go to around 4:15 where David Letterman actually uses the term “frenemies.” Too funny. The whole thing’s actually not a bad watch.