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Kirsten Dunst dressed up like a homely Amelia Earhart for Halloween. Even though her costume wasn’t supposed to be scary, people still coiled back in horror when they saw her.

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Justin Long has gotten over his failed relationship with Drew Barrymore and moved on to greener (browner?) pastures. Those pastures being Kirsten Dunst. Rush & Molloy report:

Now it’s Justin Long’s turn on the Kirsten Dunst train. The “Mac guy” was snogging Dunst, who’s been with Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Hartnett, Andy Samberg and Orlando Bloom, in L.A. at Sunset Junction. The duo “were making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas,” says our spy. “They were holding hands and were all over each other.” We give it two weeks before they’re over each other, period.

I heard in medieval times that they gave people an alternative to the torture rack and being drawn and quartered which was to makeout with Kirsten Dunst. You never read about this in history books because everyone always opted for the being pulled apart by a horse thing.

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Justin Long broke up with Drew Barrymore a week ago and it looks like he’s recovered, kind of. OK! Magazine says Justin was spotted holding hands with Kirsten Dunst in NYC.

“They stayed out all night and Kirsten was all over him and kept leaning in to kiss him.”

Page Six, however, says two days before Justin Long, Kirsten Dunst had her sights set on Emile Hirsch. She was seen stalking outside of the Bowery Hotel.

“Kirsten was there just to see Emile.” After she finished her cig, the source said, Kirsten followed the press-shy actor to club Bowery Electric next door. “She was all alone,” our snitch said. “She was going to the bar just to see him.”

Really? Kirsten Dunst? The only redeeming quality about her is if you were stranded in the jungle, she’d be able to join a pack of lions undetected to take down a deer and bring some of the kill back to you. Other than being bitey, all she does is sit there and look ugly. What gives? Is that even legal?

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Despite reports to the contrary, Kirsten Dunst says she checked into Cirque Lodge not for drug and alcohol abuse, but for depression. She tells UsWeekly.

“I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself,” she continues. “I was fortunate to have the resources to do it. My friends and family thought it was a good idea, too. But I didn’t know where to go. My doctor recommended Cirque Lodge.”

“We’re all in the same boat together,” Dunst says. “Depression is pretty serious and should not be gossiped about.”

I’d be depressed too if I was as ugly as Kirsten Dunst. I get sad when I look in the mirror and notice I only have a six pack instead of an eight pack. I can only imagine how depressing it must be for Kirsten when she looks in the mirror and sees a monster only thought to exist in Greek mythology staring back at her. If I was Kirsten, I’d avoid reflective surfaces entirely or if that’s not an option, tape a cardboard cutout of Angelina Jolie to them so I’d look pretty all the time.

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Kirsten Dunst, 1995

These cute little gals seemed so sweet and innocent way back when!

Lindsay Lohan - 1999, Jamie Lynn Spears - 2002, Alyssa Milano - 1986, Hilary Duff - 2002, Kimberly Stewart - 1997, Keri Russell - 1994 and the Olsen twins - 1998.

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Kirsten Dunst was spotted at a Utah target, stocking up on goodies for rehab.

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Everyone was all atwitter with the news that less-than-beloved Spiderman actress, Kirsten Dunst, 25, was reported to have checked into the same rehab facility in Utah where Lindsay Lohan received treatment, Cirque Lodge. Eva Mendes was even there, and it seemed like she provided some circumstantial evidence that Kirsten may have shown up by taking a break from rehab right around the time Kirsten was reported to have arrived.

The news originated on the Star Magazine website and then was picked up by other outlets, including People, which said that a source confirmed the news, adding that she’s been weepy and unhappy lately. She was said to have been encouraged to go to rehab but People’s source stated that no one close to her staged an intervention.

Dunst’s rep has not commented on this story to any outlet, but did say that “Kirsten is Fine” when an earlier story on the NY Post had her about to have a breakdown at Sundance. E! Online reports that they contacted the Cirque Lodge, who denied that Kirsten is there. While you might think that they’re just trying to protect a high-profile client, it sounds like a categorical denial because the Lodge director specifically said that it’s not a case of trying to preserve a patient’s confidentiality and that she really isn’t there. That was stupid, because now you know when they say “we don’t comment” that it means that someone is there.

While reports are running rampant that the Spider-Man heroine has checked into the Cirque Lodge treatment center in Park City, Utah, a rep for the facility has denied to E! News that the actress is being treated by the facility.

“Nope, not true,” said Gary Fisher, the lodge’s director of operations. He added that while the facility prides itself on refusing to comment on the comings and goings of celebrity patients, Dunst is definitively not, and never has been, at the center.

[From E-Online, thanks to Virgina for the tip]

So if Kirsten Dunst isn’t at Cirque Lodge is she at another rehab? You can’t put much faith in Star’s stories, but if it isn’t true at all, then People seems culpable too because they claim that the story is supported by a source. But you think if Kirsten was home and fine she would have either gone somewhere public to show the world she’s not in rehab, or she would have released a statement through her rep saying that the story was false. It seems like something is up with her, but at least we know that she can’t be blamed for Eva Mendes’ furlough.

Dunst is shown on 10/5/07 at Paris Fashion week, thanks to PRPhotos. I feel bad for her so I’m using pretty pictures.

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It seems that Kirsten Dunst has been having substance abuse problems as she has checked into the same rehab where Eva Mendes is staying:

Spider-Man’s Mary Jane made the decision to follow in the footsteps of Cirque patients such as Lindsay Lohan and Richie Sambora — after a week of wild parties at last month’s Sundance Film Festival. Fellow actress Eva Mendes is also in the mountaintop facility right now. Mary-Kate Olsen was treated at Cirque for food issues.

“She desperately needed help,” a source in Utah tells Star. “She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears.

“She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she’s getting the help she needs.”

Star Magazine

This isn’t the first we’ve heard about Kirsten’s drunkenness, she gave this revealing interview in 2005.

The stunning actress is alleged to have arrived on the red-carpet of the New York premiere looking “dishevelled” before drinking herself into an aggressive stupour at the exclusive post screening bash. According to one fellow reveller, who was quoted by America’s New York Post newspaper, Dunst was “drinking a lot and got very loud and obnoxious. She was very pushy.”

She told American talk show host Jay Leno: “I stock up on Veuve Cliquot champagne. I buy it from Costco - cheap there I have lots of alcohol and no food in my fridge”. When asked by Leno whether she was worried about her drinking habits, the screen beauty added: “Well, maybe in a few months you will see me in a rehab clinic.”

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I’m pretty sure her ‘maybe in a few months you will see me in a rehab clinic’ comment was meant to be a joke, but maybe she sort of knew she was falling off the wagon. Then again, isn’t drinking something everyone does in their late teens and early twenties? The legal drinking age in America is 21, but in other countries it is 18. Maybe this is why is has take her so long to admit she might have a problem, because everyone else is drinking to excess at parties. Which I think your liver and brain can cope with for a short period of time, although it always seems to feel very badly the next morning.

The again, the report is a Star Magazine exclusive, and they’ve been known to be wrong a few times. 25 year-old Kirsten only has one movie coming out this year, How To Lose Friends and Alienate People, and another coming out in early 2009.

Note by Celebitchy: There were rumors that Kirsten was “in a bad place” at Sundance, but her rep denied that there was anything wrong. She was also seen publicly making out with Josh Hartnett there.

Kirsten Dunst is seen out at lunch with a friend on 1/17/08, thanks to Splash News.

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Apparently Kirsten Dunst didn’t get the memo that rehab’s not cool anymore. You’re supposed to go to a psych ward now, silly. But Kirsten’s always been one to buck a trend.

The starlet has checked into the Cirque Lodge in Utah, where Eva Mendes currently resides, after a week of crazy partying at Sundance.

“She desperately needed help,” a source in Utah tells Star. “She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears.

“She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she’s getting the help she needs.”

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Following in the footsteps of Eva Mendes and Lindsay Lohan before her, Kirsten Dunst has checked into the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah for what sounds like alcohol abuse. Star says this is on the heels of a week of “wild partying” at Sundance.

“She desperately needed help,” a source in Utah tells Star. “She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears.

“She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she’s getting the help she needs.”

In Kirsten’s defense, it takes around 12 shots of vodka for me to be able to look at her without fainting. I can only imagine how many shots she needs. Honestly, being smiled at by her is like being hit by one of those sonar guns that causes you to empty your bowels.