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When Club Prive in Vegas named Kevin Federline Father of the Year and threw him a party, people were a little skeptical. Allow me to lift some of that doubt right now. He’s a great father.

Federline attended the Sept. 12 preview party for Lavo, a new bathhouse-inspired restaurant and nightclub, and had such a good time he decided to extend his stay. Unfortunately, that meant skipping out on his sons’ birthday party back in L.A., according to a source who was on hand.

“On Friday night he went to Lavo’s preview party, even danced to Britney’s ‘Gimme More’ and had so much fun that night he decided to stay for Saturday’s grand opening,” the source says. “Saturday he spent the day by the pool, then had dinner at TAO and hit the Lavo grand opening, red carpet and all, where he partied (un)til 4am.”

Four years from now, as the heartache of what Kevin did to Sean Preston and Jayden James still lingers, the boys will ask mommy why, “Why did daddy never come?” And Britney, who couldn’t care less, will respond, “Because daddy was dancing with a bunch of whores.”

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OK! Magazine has reason to believe that Britney Spears finally ended the custody battle with Kevin Federline. They say she hashed out a deal yesterday and signed on the dotted line giving full custody to Kevin Federline.

Kaplan tells OK!, “At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case was signed. All parties have agreed to the following: Kevin will retain sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney will continue to have visitation rights which may increase over time. The agreement will be presented to the court in the morning for approval by the commissioner.”

Neither of these two are capable of raising a child. There’s a high probability their heads will be used as an ashtray in Britney’s house while in Kevin’s house, there’s a good chance Jayden and Sean will be ignored so much that they’ll make up their own language consisting of grunts and yelps. When they get to kindergarten, them talking to the other kids will sound like natives chasing wild boars through the jungle.

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• Britney Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline were both in Las Vegas this weekend, however, their “people” made sure they didn’t bump into one another. While Britney spent the entire weekend in Sin City with her father celebrating Father’s Day, Federline left town on Saturday so he could spend the holiday with the boys. Britney and dad Jamie went to the Cinevegas party at the Palms Place and retired early. K-Fed and his entourage arrived at Prive at 1am where he was also honored as “Father of the Year”. His crew partied until after 3am.

• Britain’s Princess Eugenie, 18, has been reprimanded by her school after being caught running around naked on her college campus with group of girls. Reports suggest the girls had been drinking and were pulling an end of the the year prank. A staff member awoke to the girls giggling and screaming and found them dancing around outside without any clothes on. No boys were present and they don’t believe any drugs were involved. Princess Eugenie is the daughter of Prince Andrew, Duke of York, and Sarah Ferguson and is sixth in line to the British throne.

• Kid Rock, 37, was rushed to the hospital in Nottingham, England minutes before going on stage Friday. Reports say he was suffering from stomach cramps and dehydration. Rock was due to hit the stage at the Download Festival at 3:30 pm but an announcement over the PA system said, “We’ve had the curse of Download. Kid Rock is not very well, we’ve had to rush him to hospital in Nottingham. He apologizes to his fans.” Judas Priest and Disturbed played longer shows in his place. Rock had been partying late the night before at Central London’s Whisky Mist nightclub.

• Kat Von D’s record for the most tattoos done in a 24-hour period has been broken by Oliver Peck. Peck, 36, a tattoo artist for and co-owner of Elm Street Tattoo in Dallas, Texas performed 415 tattoos from midnight Thursday to midnight Friday the 13th.
  “It’s an adrenaline rush,” he said.
  Peck tattooed the number 13 on about every body part imaginable, even some rears.
  He was awarded the honor by Guinness adjudicator Danny Girton Jr., and will be mentioned in the Guinness Book of Records.

• Snoop Dogg’s wife, Shante Broadus, was arrested at 12:15 AM PT Saturday morning in Fullerton, California for driving under the influence. She was released with a citation. Snoop and Shante were married in 1997 and have three children. They have been together since high school.

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K-Fed received the distinct honor of being named father of the year by Prive in Las Vegas. The club will award Kevin a shiny medal or plaque during a party he is booked to host on June 13.

Runners-up, Satan and the creepy guy who hangs around elementary schools, are disappointed they didn’t win, but are happy for Kevin. The creepy guy who hangs around elementary schools said he would very much like to meet his kids to congratulate them.

Las Vegas Club Names K-Fed ‘Father oft he Year’ [People]

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Star Magazine claims Britney and K-Fed have been engaging in late night phone sex. The mobile rendezvous began when Britney had trouble sleeping one night and decided to call Kevin.

Recently, when Britney was having a sleepless night, she decided to call Kevin at nearly 2 a.m. While they initially chatted about their boys — Preston, 2, and Jayden, 20 months — the conversation shifted. And as Britney hoped, Kevin knew exactly how to tire her out — with hours of erotic talk!

“They have phone sex often — at least once a week,” an insider tells Star. “The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred.”

I am both grossed out and intrigued. I wonder what this conversation would sound like.

Kevin: Hey, baby. What’re you wearing?
Britney: Just a little nightie. Tee hee
Kevin: Mmm… sounds sexy. Tell me what you want to do to me.
Britney: I want you to put your penis in a turkey.
Kevin: You want me to put my penis in a what?
Britney: A turkey.
Kevin: A turkey?!
Britney: Yes. And I eat it! I eat the turkey!
Kevin: I don’t think you quite grasp the idea of…
Britney: Gobble, gobble. I want my turkey! Gimme my turkey!
Kevin: *click*

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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline headed back to the courtroom today and it turned out to be a good day for Britney.

Ms. Spears was granted three days a week with the boys, a step in the right direction for Britney, who is trying to get back equal custody with her children.

Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan said during a press conference that the boys’ overnight stays will be “phased in”.

“The court made orders today, they were orders that the parties were able to mostly agree to. It represents a a cautious step moving forward.”

Kaplan added that everyone is pleased at the progress of this case, and that of Britney. He also stated that the children are doing “great”.

Britney’s parents released a statement saying they are “pleased with Britney’s progress” and “very appreciative” that the judge is considering the fact that she has shown improvement in recent months.

Both Kevin and Britney are expected back in court on July 15th.

Source: theblemish.com

Kevin Federline celebrated his 30th birthday over the weekend in where else, Las Vegas. This place has become the new Hollywood. Everybody is always hanging out at Pure or Tao. Just once like I’d like to see someone hold a party at Circus Circus. You cannot beat their Midway games and the Russian trapeze artists never cease to amaze. When they swing down from their perch, you can sense their broken dreams. “Back in Russia, I work at Moscow State Circus. President come see me one day, say I can become personal acrobat of the state. I say niet. I want bigger dreams. I want big lights, big stage. I go to America. To Circus Circus.”

People has a more in-depth expose of Kevin’s party. What caught my attention was when they said, Kevin “expected to return home to Los Angeles, where sons Preston and Jayden remained in the care of a nanny and a bodyguard while their dad went to Vegas.”

Wow, on a milestone like your 30th birthday, what better way to celebrate than without your kids? Couldn’t he at least have brought them along and dropped them off with the acrobats at Circus Circus?

Up above is video of Kevin on the mic at his party. As usual, he acts like a jackass. Thankfully, he’s prevented from rapping by his friends. Friends don’t let friends like Kevin rap.

Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy

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Kevin Federline turned the big 3-0 last Friday and he celebrated in style at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas.

Kevin was accompanied by his family, friends, attorney and even his ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson.

Turning 30 doesn’t bother Britney Spears’ ex-husband, in fact he said he felt “great” about it.

Kevin and pals drank, sang and got a little crazy. His drink of choice was Jack Daniels and after several cocktails, Federline danced on a couch at his table while waving a custom California license plate that read, “FDRLINE”.

Taking it a step further, he approached the microphone and rambled on, using lots of profanity, but was in good spirits telling everyone to have “a good time. ”

He went on to disclose that he had quite a time gambling earlier that evening. “I lost my voice at the craps tables and I lost all my money.” Before he could say much more a friend pulled his ass away from the mic. Probably a smart move.

Kevin and clan partied on until 2AM then headed back to his Caesar’s Palace suite.

He headed home back to his boys Saturday.

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Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Britney Spears was ordered to pay $375K to cover K-Fed’s legal fees in their child custody case. K-Fed’s attorney had originally asked for nearly $500K.

Spears’ attorney was all like “Kevin can pay his own legal bills” and then the judge was all like, “Fuck that, Britney Spears’ special brand of Britney Spears Bullshit is the reason this case dragged on for fucking ever” and then Brit was ordered to pay, as my sister would say, a “shit-ton of cash” to Kevin.

Whatever. This is chump change to Brit-Brit. She’s probably like “Oh, that’s just a week’s worth of Starbucks, just give him the money.”

Source: theblemish.com

Kevin Federline may have been tapped to star in the Broadway Tony-nominated musical Legally Blonde. No word on why a Broadway musical wants a guy with no discernible talent. They could have just asked the janitor to perform.

…ex Shar Jackson says — will test his song-and-dance chops in a trio of roles — including the UPS guy who inspires the “bend and snap.”

“This is his chance to show the world what he can do,” says a pal.

What Kevin can do professionally is fumble around looking awkward. Every other sentence from him is going to be, “Line!” He’ll make being a talentless hack look easy. People think all it takes to be like K-Fed is to climb on stage and fail. It’s actually much more involved. You have to climb on stage, “step, ball, change,” and then fail.