Source: theblemish.com

Kendra Wilkinson may be a Playboy centerfold, may have been 1/3 of Hugh Hefner’s harem and may flash her tits whenever the time is right, which is whenever she wants attention, but of course she still “freaks out” over the fact that anyone can check out her “personal places” in Playboy. She tells Pop Tarts:

“If you do the math, you only see a good 3-5 minutes of me in an episode, and I’m generally clothed, but you can have a magazine lying around forever and open it up and see me totally naked,” Wilkinson said, adding that she gets scared just thinking about people scrutinizing her “personal places.”

I know what you mean Kendra. Actually, no, I have no idea what you mean. I never posed spread eagle in a Playboy so I don’t have to worry about people staring at my “personal places.” But, if you ever find yourself sitting behind a computer and cowering in fear when sunlight hits your face, I’ll definitely know what you mean.

Source: theblemish.com

Over the past month or so, there were confirmations and denials about Kendra Wilkinson’s engagement to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett. Today it became official. Kendra Wilkinson is engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett. Fascinating, isn’t it.

Philly Eagle hunk Hank Baskett, proposed to her atop the Space Needle this past weekend. Dreary Northwest weather, so romantic.

Both fams were present for the proposal, and Ken-babe seemed completely shell-shocked at the revealed ring. H.B. even got down on one knee to pop the big q to the former Playmate. Tho our source swears she saw the whole happy event with her own eyes, we inquired with K’s reps…haven’t heard back.

Maybe Kendra wasn’t shocked at the ring so much as she was at the fact that Hank was the one down on his knees and not her. Zing!

Moreover, I hope that ring on her finger doesn’t keep her from flashing her boobs every chance she gets. Because that would be awfully un-American. If she doesn’t keep exposing her chest to random strangers, the terrorists will have won.

Source: theblemish.com

How many Jokers will there be this Halloween? Probably more than you’d like. How many Jokers will there be this Halloween who put on a mask because they’re too lazy to use face paint and hold a chainsaw which makes absolutely no sense? Uh, probably just this guy. Maybe he should watch the movie first. I’ve learned that it really helps when you’re going to dress up as someone from it.

I made the same mistake last Halloween. Man, I’ll never live down dressing as a backwards number 7 and having to explain to everyone that I was a character from the movie Se7en. Although, in my defense, it was technically true.

Source: theblemish.com

Kendra Wilkinson hosted a party in the Dominican Republic and for whatever reason, flashed her tits. Might as well. It’s not like she was there for a lively debate about politics. If anything, it was either flash her tits or listen to her explain how she eats a Reese’s Pieces. Uncensored here.

Source: theblemish.com

Over the past few days there have been a lot of news regarding Hugh Hefner and The Girls Next Door. From stuff like Kendra Wilkinson being engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett as reported by WWTDD to this startling admission by Hugh Hefner as reported by E!.

“The reality is the girls and I are all together,” Hefner said.

He quickly shot down reports that Madison has been seeing Mindfreak illusionist Criss Angel.

“Holly shares my bed on a nightly basis,” Hef said.

And Hef had a lot more to say…

Hefner does acknowledge that the relationships are “in transition.”

“Are there going to be changes in the relationships, I’m sure there are going to be,” Hefner said. “I think that in the future, the girls are going to, in time, be dating others and moving out of the mansion, and when that happens we will not be keeping it a secret,” Hefner said.

To add on, the porn connoisseur over at WWTDD also reports Bridgett hasn’t been laid in years and “wants to fuck in the worst way.”

Ugh, they should move on. There’s no way Hef can handle all three of them. They haven’t made a Viagra this powerful yet and women as sexy as them have needs. Hef’s best bet is to hire a handsome young man to take care of them. One who is very discrete. So discrete that he has no friends — by choice — to reveal his secret to. Which is where I come in. Relax, sweeties. I’ve done this a thousand times before and my pillow has yet to complain.

Source: theblemish.com

Kendra Wilkinson is guest blogging at Fancast for a week. In her first blog of the series, she talks about Olive Garden hating her unexpected endorsement, leaving her dog poop on the front lawn of the Playboy mansion, how she has breakfast in bed every morning and how her day is filled with nothingness under the guise of something-ness. It’s also littered with “Ha’s” like there’s an inside joke that I’m not part of.

I’m really like this ordinary normal girl. I’m sporty - like for real. I like to have fun. And party. Why not do that until I’m married and have kids?

Anyway, my morning routine is this: I wake up – ha – and with my eyes barely open I lean over, press zero on the phone and ask if I can have breakfast sent up. The staff brings it right up. I have the same thing every morning, which is Honey Nut Cheerios and soy milk, a bowl of fruit – strawberries, bananas, oranges and apples. Then I have a side of peanut butter and a whole big ass jug of coffee. Ha! It’s coffee for about six people, and I drink the whole thing!

I don’t know how I feel about this. Having my T&A form semi-cohesive thoughts and opinions gives them too much humanity and makes me feel slightly guilty for treating them as objects.  But, as Kendra would say, “Ha! Just kidding.”

Source: theblemish.com

Had I known golf was more about tits, ass and upskirts and less about shafts, balls and plaid, I wouldn’t have given the school golf team all those dead arms and/or legs. Where was Kendra Wilkinson during my awkward teen years?

Source: theblemish.com

Kendra Wilkinson is about to be kicked off of The Girls Next Door and out of the Playboy mansion. Originally hired as a “young hot girl for Hef,” an antithesis to Bridget, 34, and Holly, 28, the Playmate has outlived her welcome due in part to her relative success.

“Holly and Bridget hate her,” a friend of Wilkinson told Page Six. “They’re totally jealous. She has her own empire now. She’s got a clothing line, a modeling career and an exercise empire. They’re just sitting there hangin’ with Hef.”

And due in part to her flagrant rule breaking:

Wilkinson has had a hard time sticking to the rules of the Playboy mansion - which include a curfew and a strict “no dating other men” line.

“She goes out all the time really late and parties,” her pal says. “She’s definitely been linked with other guys . . . She likes rappers and sports guys.”

Rappers and sports guys. Also known as people with money. Classy. Fun fact: Kendra’s field is actually one of the most popular ones that girls aspire to be in nowadays: a blonde with nice tits and a tight body. Because whoring yourself out is easy and much more profitable than being an astronaut, doctor or engineer. You don’t even have to use your brain. Damn thing. Why does it have to take up so much space anyway?

Source: theblemish.com

Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner’s go-to-Bunny, has been causing big problems on the set of The Girls Next Door. Everyone hates her. Especially Kendra Wilkinson. TMZ says

It’s gotten so bad, those two can’t be in a room for more than five minutes without totally going at it. And that’s posing major problems for producers of the show who have to shoot around the flying fur. As for Bridget, she’s Switzerland, often trying, but failing, to keep the peace.

Our spies also say Holly’s ambition is spilling over to the magazine too. She wants to have editorial control over the mag’s spreads — which is not going over well with longtime employees.:

I’ve never watched the show and I probably never will, but can’t this be solved with a naked pillow cage fight episode? Sure, maybe it won’t resolve ALL their problems, but it definitely will mine. My boner problem! Boooiiiing! Wait, no, just kidding. No boner problem here. Heh.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Hugh Hefner’s main squeeze, Holly Madison, is reportedly running the mansion and calling all the shots.

The other girls, specifically girlfriend #2 Kendra Wilkinson, have had it with her bossy ways and tensions are running high on the set of their E! reality show, ‘The Girls Next Door.’

TMZ sources say that everyone “hates” Holly, especially Kendra. Apparently the two women can’t be in the same room together without the claws coming out.

As for Bridget, the “girlfriend” who’s always in the shadows, she’s in Switzerland and has tried to stay out of all the drama. She also tries to keep the peace between the two other bunnys, to no avail.

Holly has been stepping on toes at Playboy magazine as well. Sources say she wants control over over the spreads, which is obviously upsetting people who have worked for the magazine longterm.

Producers for the show are denying there are any problems on set.