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Axl Rose made an appearance at a Hollywood Party and it sounds like he took a real shine to Kelly Osbourne. According to New York designer Richie Rich, Axl made a pass at Kelly. Well, it wasn’t so much as a pass as it was a predatory overture.

“He was really weird with her,” said the Heatherette fashionista at a party for the launch of the new Tide and Downy Total Care washing liquid. “He kept leering at her and saying, “I want to f*** you!”

This is Kelly Osbourne, not Kelly Brook. Was Axl simply confused or has these 10+ years of working on Chinese Democracy and having the FBI raid bloggers caused a psychotic break? Because I have a list of things I’d rather do before I would fuck Kelly Osbourne. One of them is “kill myself.” Another is “kill myself again.”

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Kelly Osbourne was spotted walking around London with a black eye and a laceration on the side of her head. Her reps say this wasn’t caused by an assault or over eagerness at finding that last piece of casserole in the back of the fridge.

Kelly had a low-key bank holiday weekend at home after suffering from a tummy bug.

Her illness was made even worse when she reached to get a glass from a cupboard in her kitchen and the whole piece of furniture fell off the wall on top of her, cutting her temple and hitting her in the left eye.

Experts believe this accident could have been avoided had Kelly put down the drumsticks she was clutching in each hand. It’s really hard to grab a glass from the cupboard with only your wrists. Especially if they’re smeared with grease.

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Ew. What are you doing weirdo? Stop staring at Kelly Osbourne’s breasts.

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The Daily Mail says Kelly Osbourne left Mahiki in London last night really drunk and that she had to hold herself up against a wall to maintain her balance. What the Daily Mail didn’t report is that I offered her her car keys so she could drive herself home. Actually, it was more like I jangled the keys in front of her face and made a steering wheel motion with my hands while asking, “vroom, vroom?” Sadly, she didn’t bite and had someone else chauffeur her home. Curses! Next time, Kelly. Next time.

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Sharon Osbourne is pissed that daughter Kelly is hanging out with the likes of Amy Winehouse and Kate Moss.

Both Winehouse and Moss are known for usingdrugs and Sharon feels it’s bad for Kelly, a supposedly recovering drug addict, to be in their company.

Sharon said, “Do I approve of everyone she hangs out with? No I don’t. But I can’t choose who she is going to play with and who she isn’t. She makes her own decisions.”

Recently Kelly admitted she was an addict at the age of 13. She said she would take up to a 100 pills a day and that she once woke up to her mom punching her in the back as she was passed out in a piss stained bed.

A source said, “Sharon’s not happy about Kelly partying so much and looking the worse for wear. She’s concerned like any mother would be.”

As she should be! Who is Kelly kidding? Sober? Hmm..doubtful. Once and addict always an addict. And I only say that because as a recovering addict, don’t you try and avoid those sorts of situations and people that may lead you to relapse?

I call bullsh*t on the whole clean & sober thing Kelly’s been blabbing about lately. In a couple years she’ll be telling us how she and Winehouse used to shoot each other up in their eyeballs or some sh*t.

Just wait.

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Kelly Osbourne graces the cover of this month’s UK’s Fabulous magazine, and in it she talks about what makes her who she is.

Kelly on love. “I’ll go out with a boy and get papped with him and all of a sudden he’s my boyfriend. That doesn’t work for me. I want to be taken out for dinner and know something about them before they become my boyfriend.”

Kelly on boys. “I don’t trust boys - love can make you blind. I’ve fallen head over heels twice in that ‘love is blind’ way and got hurt. Now I’m so guarded that when it gets to that point, I jump ship. I’m frightened I’ll get hurt again.”

Kelly on growing up. “I’ve lived life at a faster pace than most 23 year olds. I’ve grown up a lot in the last year, largely because I’ve done so much stuff. I’m not mature but I’m street-smart. I’m not well read or well educated in the academic sense, but I’m savvy and I can look after myself.”

Kelly on being a brat: “Hell yeah, I can still be a brat, but I have words with myself when I’m being brattish because I know I shouldn’t. I have nothing to complain about - I’m very fortunate.”

Kelly on her personality. “Every day I feel different. I’m not insane, but people think I’m different because I’m not a sheep and I’m not afraid to say what I think.”

Kelly on addiction. “Addiction is a gene. I was born an addict and I’ll always be an addict, but I’ve learnt to live with it. There are different levels of addiction, whether it be drugs, spending money, overeating, or painting your nails 17 times a day. It’s an addictive gene and you have it the rest of your life.”

Kelly on fashion. “Getting dressed in the morning is one of my favourite things. That’s why I enjoy presenting Project Catwalk. I love fashion and I have wardrobes for different moods. I wear what I like and try not to follow trends. I’m stubborn and I don’t want to look like anyone else.”

Kelly on her icons. “Women in the ’50s put themselves together well. There’s such a lack of that now. Marilyn Monroe, Dita Von Teese and Gwen Stefani look good but I’d never steal their style. I have my own.”

Kelly on her parents. “I’d never make a big decision without speaking to my mum. I’d never make a big career decision without talking to my parents. I tell them what I think, they tell me what they think, then I decide what I wanna do.”

Sidenote: Kelly has offered pal Amy Winehouse a place to stay after she completes rehab. Kelly has told Amy that she can stay in the guest cottage at the family’s home in Buckinghamshire, England. It’ll be interesting to see if she takes her up on it.

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Kelly Osbourne is running her mouth off again. This time she’s going after anyone who uses the internet for dating, saying that online dating sites are filled with sexual predators. Oh, and the internet in general is “perverted.” While I can’t really argue with the second statement, I highly doubt that internet dating sites are filled with nothing but sexual predators. I’m sure there’s some out there - and though I looked, I couldn’t find any statistics on if there are less or more sexual predators online than in the general population. But implying that that’s all you’ll find out there is a rather bold statement.

Kelly Osbourne has insisted that she would never try online dating because the internet is populated by “sexual predators”.

The reality TV star claimed that it wouldn’t matter how keen she was to find herself a partner, because she thinks the internet has become “perverted”.

She is quoted as saying: “I’d never go on one of those online dating sites. It’s weird. It’s full of sexual predators.

“The internet was created for knowledge and now it’s perverted.”

Talking about her failed romances in the past, she added: “I’ve fallen head over heels twice in the ‘love is blind’ way and got hurt.

“Now I’m so guarded that when it comes to that point I jump ship. I’m frightened I’ll get hurt again.”

[From Digital Spy]

I’m not sure that Kelly Osbourne should be so picky. I’m not saying it’s because of how she looks - though she does have an unusually round face - but more because of her personality. She’s always spouting off with a bunch of poorly thought out theories. Or worse, claiming downright falsehoods, like when she said she was going to pose for Playboy. After Hugh Hefner publicly shot that down, Kelly amended her statement, saying she said she wanted to pose for Playboy. That’s a little different. She’s also said her own good friends (dear Paris Hilton included) are competing in a “contest of self-loathing.” Though I can’t really argue with that point - it’s still not smart to say it publicly about your supposed friends. It’s good that she can be honest and real and figure out why she’s got issues with love and trust. But internet dating is pretty popular these days, and there really isn’t much stigma attached to it anymore. Calling out such a large percentage of the population is a little ill-conceived. Not that that ever stopped an Osbourne.

Picture Note by JayBird: Here’s Kelly Osbourne at the South Bank Show Awards in London on January 29th. Images thanks to PR Photos.

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