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After lunch with her mom at P.F. Chang in Santa Monica, Katherine Heigl was almost ticketed for throwing her cigarette butt on the ground in front of a bike cop. She managed to “sweet talk” her way out of it.

“The officer told Katherine to pick up the butt and throw it away in the trash, 10 feet away,” the source says. “He added that he’d fine her next time he catches her tossing trash on the sidewalk.”

Hopefully he made her crawl on all fours to throw it away, forced her to lick the ground and spanked her for added humiliation. Still, that’s probably too lenient. In Singapore, they cane people for this. We should do that here. But only for Katherine. You know, to test it out.

Source: theblemish.com

Katherine Heigl has royally pissed off producers and writers of Grey’s Anatomy after implying the writing sucks hard. In response, they’ve written a special story arc for her.

The idea came after Heigl, 29, withdrew herself from Emmy contention, saying that she didn’t feel she was “given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination.”

In response to Heigl’s griping, staffers are considering giving her character, Dr. Izzie Stevens, a brain tumor.

“[Producer] Shonda [Rhimes] and the writers are pissed at her,” the source tells Us. “It’s their way of screwing with her. She won’t know whether she’s going to live or die.”

I would have just tied this dumb bitch to her bed and beat her with a bar of soap stuffed in a sock, but this works too. The advantage to this mental warfare is it’s more “legal,” longer lasting and doesn’t leave any marks. The disadvantage is you don’t get to beat Katherine Heigl with a bar of soap stuffed in a sock.

Source: theblemish.com

Hollywood is full of actors and actresses who find fame and turn into ungrateful bitches after years of wallowing in self-pity and anonymity. Here’s one of them.

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Katherine Heigl, refusing to comment further on her withdrawing from the Emmy nominations, spent a carefree day at the beach. At the same time, writers spent a day in the boardroom thinking of ways to spite her for saying they suck. Way #1: A rabid squirrel finds its way into Izzy’s uterus. Hilarity ensues.

Source: theblemish.com

Katherine Heigl recently pulled out of the running for an Emmy because she said her material was lacking (ie. the Grey’s Anatomy writers suck). Yesterday, a show insider contacted EW and expressed his dissatisfaction.

“The show bent over backwards to accommodate her film schedule, and then she criticizes the show for lack of material?” the insider said. “It’s an ungrateful slap in the face to the very writers responsible for her Emmy win in the first place.”

To let her know how they feel, the writers should make a Katherine Heigl death flip book out of the script. That way when Katherine goes over her lines, she can see herself on fire running around with no one caring enough to pour water on her and eventually she just falls to the ground turning into ash. Also they should smear feces on every other page. I always find it helpful when you’re subtle in these types of situations.

Source: theblemish.com

Katherine Heigl won an Emmy for best supporting actress in a drama last year for Grey’s Anatomy. This year, however, Katherine pulled herself out of Emmy contention because

“I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials,” added Heigl. She plays Dr. Izzie Stevens on “Grey’s Anatomy.”

According to Katherine Heigl, Grey’s Anatomy sucks because of the shitty writing. They should be giving her kick-ass scripts. Not this drivel. Listen to Katherine. She’s a great actress — she won an Emmy last year! — with too much honor and respect to be nominated for such a poorly written show. It’s… it’s just embarrassing is what it is.

Source: theblemish.com

Katherine Heigl is considering leaving Grey’s Anatomy, the show that kick-started her career. Citing long hours and boredom, a source told Us Weekly that Heigl is ready to move on. Heigl renegotiated her contract a little over a year ago so she may be locked in for a while, but she’s eager to jump into film.

Additionally, Heigl has had tremendous big-screen success with her leading roles in “Knocked Up” and “27 Dresses.”

“She’s a smart one. She saw what can happen with someone like Jennifer Aniston, who was crazy successful on TV, but can’t seem to carry a film, and she tested the waters early,” said a movie industry source.

Katherine Heigl is annoying and she looks like some sort of gremlin in that picture. I have no idea what she’s doing so I’m just going to assume she broke into someone’s house, stole their baby and plans to throw it off a bridge. Man, that Katherine is evil.

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

I guess Katherine Heigl didn’t get the memo that she’s in neither 1983 nor New Mexico.

With husband Josh Kelley in LA.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

“I just felt very out of my league. I was sitting behind Cate Blanchett and Jack Nicholson. I kind of wanted to get out my iPhone and take pictures.”

- Katherine Heigl was star struck at the Oscars last month.

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Everyone loves a good catfight in Hollywood. Well, Kate Hudson has thrown down the first gauntlet. According to usmagazine.com, she was asked about Katherine to which Kate responded:

“Who is she?” Hudson, whose movie Fool’s Gold opened at No. 1 its first weekend, said in UK Elle. “Oh, that girl in 27 Dresses? I just don’t think about that stuff.”

And out come the claws! Raawwwr! Ladies, let’s settle this the old fashioned way. With a pillow fight! Don’t be afraid to really go at it. Grunt like Maria Sharapova at the French open. Get nasty girls! And don’t mind me while I sit in this corner, slack-jawed and drooling.

Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy

Kate Hudson: I Don’t Know Who Katherine Heigl Is [Us Magazine]