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Kate Beckinsale can swim
Source: theblemish.com
I know you guys will appreciate Kate Beckinsale taking a day off from working out to swim with her kid. Amazingly, she manages to not get her hair wet and is able to paddle around the water in sunglasses. I’m not sure you can even call this swimming, but I don’t want to complain. She’s giving me her body in a bikini instead of taunting me with her daily workouts. I can only see her lunge so many times before it starts to get boring. Wait, what am I talking about? Staring at Kate Beckinsale never gets boring. Even my penis agrees.
The first picture is the best. It’s like with those old tv shows when some guy’s teeth sparkles and goes ding. Except this is with Kate’s breasts and instead of going ding, my penis goes boing.
Published on August 21st, 2006
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Kate Beckinsale is a nice mom
Source: theblemish.com
Looking at these pictures, I wish I was seven and went to the same school as Kate Beckinsale’s daughter. I also wish that Kate Beckinsale would wear her jeans just a little bit lower. Here she is attending her daughter’s carnival. There really isn’t anything interesting going on. I just like posting pictures of Kate.
Well, there is one thing. Kate’s daughter’s shirt is a bit dated, but brilliant. Now I know exactly what to get Kevin Federline’s kids for Christmas. Never has a shirt said so little and meant so much.
Published on July 12th, 2006
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Kate Beckinsale has powerful nipples
Source: theblemish.com
Last week, Kate Beckinsale was on The Tonight Show doing the interview thing for Click and she told Leno about her special talent after pregnancy. According to Kate, she was able to squirt breast milk so well that she could hit the wall from across the room.
Absolutely amazing. She’s beautiful and can provide milk to a whole dinner table without even getting up. What more could you ask for in a woman. Video…of her talking about it after the jump.
Kate Beckinsale is not Wonder Woman
Source: theblemish.com
You won’t be seeing Kate Beckinsale in another Wonder Woman costume anytime soon. Actually, you won’t ever be seeing her in one unless, like me, you were following behind her and her daughter on Halloween.
Kate has pulled herself out of the running to play Wonder Woman. It was believed both she and Catherine Zeta-Jones were being considered for the role. All because Kate wore a Wonder Woman costume embarassing her daughter while they were trick-or-treating. If it was me, I would have just been in awe that for every boy we passed, a magic stain formed on their pants.
Have Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman split?
Source: www.celebitchy.com
Kate Beckinsale has reportedly moved out of the home she shares with her husband of almost two years, director Len Wiseman:
KATE Beckinsale’s marriage to Hollywood director Len Wiseman is shrouded in mystery after she moved out of their home into a luxury flat two miles away.
Pearl Harbor star Kate, 32, is living with daughter Lily and house-hunting for her family while Len, 33, has remained home alone.
A pal said: “They have barely seen each other in the past week even though they are living just ten minutes apart. Everybody is mystified but Kate seems happy.”
Kate’s spokesman Leslie Sloan denied a split. He said: “They’re still happily married and living together.”
The Sun is a terrible source, and they run fake news all the time, but if this is true it must mean they’re having trouble at least. We’ll just have to wait and see.
One of the commentors, Agent Orange, on the board where we found the news notes that Wiseman made Kate a star and that this could be the end of her career:
Well that’s the end of her career. No one even knew who she was, until Wiseman made her a star. Reminds me of Milla Jovovich after she split with her director boyfriend. She went from the Messager, to Ultraviolet. Underworld gives Kate a head start. Incidentally, I’ve posted an Aishwarya Rai interview with Dave Letterman on my blog. You think that if she started dating a famous director, she might breakthrough into Hollywood??
Kate is rather popular and we doubt this will mean that she no longer gets roles.
Here are Kate and Len out in Santa Monica in March and April
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Kate Beckinsale is not in talks to play Wonder Woman
Source: www.celebitchy.com
We know it’s hard to believe that Kate Beckinsale is not in talks to play Wonder Woman since you read about it everywhere.
As we reported yesterday and are repeating so that we have an excuse to post these pictures of Beckinsale working out, the stories were based on an April Fool’s blog post that got picked up by IMDB news. Here’s what we wrote:
Site JoBlo.com ran a parody article stating that Beckinsale had been cast in the role and attributed obviously fabricated quotes to the director, like “I couldn’t tell you how many actresses…I’m talking married women here, promised to blow me left, right and center if I gave them the part.”
IMDB picked up the story and sourced JoBlo, changing the details so that Beckinsale was in talks for the role, but had not yet been cast.
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Kate Beckinsale gets Punk’d by her ex boyfriend
Source: www.celebitchy.com
Kate Beckinsale was the first celebrity Punk’d on this season’s premiere of the MTV prank show on Monday. She was out to dinner with her ex, British actor Michael Sheen, when a fat guy hit on her while he was away from the table. When Sheen returned, he lashed out at another man, believing he was the one who was bothering Beckinsale. It sounds like a typical episode:
Sheen then got upset with another poolside diner, who he pretended to mistake for the man who bothered Beckinsale, hurling him into the pool as the actress protested, ‘Mike, it wasn’t him.’”
Distraught Beckinsale attempted to apologise, while Sheen fought with the original pest, throwing him into the pool as well. As he climbed out of the pool, looking to continue the fight, a mock waitress ran up to Beckinsale screaming, ‘You’ve been Punk’d,’ which left the relieved actress embarrassed and giggling.
That story about Kate Beckinsale being in talks to play Wonder Woman was a mistaken report based on an April Fool’s blog post. Site JoBlo.com ran a parody article stating that Beckinsale had been cast in the role and attributed obviously fabricated quotes to the director, like “I couldn’t tell you how many actresses…I’m talking married women here, promised to blow me left, right and center if I gave them the part.”
IMDB picked up the story and sourced JoBlo, changing the details so that Beckinsale was in talks for the role, but had not yet been cast. Then we all repeated it, believing it to be true. It made sense, considering that everyone speculated before the news came out that she was the best actress for the part.
Here is Beckinsale out in Santa Monica with her husband, director Len Wiseman.
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Three more pictures after the jump.
Kate Beckinsale will probably be the new Wonder Woman
Source: www.celebitchy.com
We reported a week ago that Kate Beckinsale was originally in the running for Wonder Woman and that she is a better pick for the role than Lindsay Lohan. It looks like the producers agree, because Beckinsale is now said to be in talks for the role:
British actress Kate Beckinsale is the latest actress to be linked with the role of ‘Wonder Woman in Joss ‘Buffy the Vampire’ Whedon’s new film adaptation.
According to FemaleFirst and joblo.com, Beckinsale is currently in talks with film maker who is said to be “very happy” with her.
Beckinsale has recently starred in the dark film series of the ‘Underworld’ in which she plays a sultry vampire…some thing Whedon is obviously fond of.
We hope Beckinsale gets the role, and that the film is action-packed and fun.
Here’s Beckinsale getting a pedicure in Santa Monica and Lohan walking to her car in Beverly Hills.
