If the real Red Riding Hood looked like this, I would have understood why the Big Bad Wolf wanted to eat her. Although, his raging erection would have made that hard to do.

Every year Spike TV holds its annual Scream Awards to celebrate hot chicks in horror movies. At least I think that’s what it’s all about. Look, I just know that through all these pictures, I’ve only seen two guys, Anthony Hopkins and that guy from American Pie. Sure, I could have dug a little deeper and maybe checked around a few sites to see what it was actually all about, but that would have taken time away from me making out with this 8×11 black and white printout of Kate Beckinsale. A lot more photos after the jump.

Kate Beckinsale

Kristen Bell

Alex Vega

Amanda Righetti

AnnaLynne McCord

Carla Gugino

Jamie King

Liv Tyler

Milla Jovovich

Paz Vega

Rosario Dawson

Winona Ryder

Malin Ackerman

Julie Benz

OMG, OMG, OMG! Blurry photos of Kate Beckinsale snorkeling in a black and white bikini? Can this day get any better? If I can find enough loose change underneath my couch cushions to buy lunch from the dollar menu, then yes it can.

It’s like she’s staring right at me in the header pic. Ahh, I’ve been found out.

Yesterday, a few pictures of Kate Beckinsale in an orange bikini showed up. I’ll admit it was pretty cool, but today, more photos from that set have come out and they’re awesome. Because Kate Beckinsale is hot. This is even better than when we discovered penicillin. Suck on this Sir Alexander Fleming.

There were a few other Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures today, but they were dotty, not unlike a magic eye poster. I’ll spare you from going cross-eyed staring at them only to find out you weren’t staring at Kate in a bikini, but at a dolphin jumping through a ring of fire (so cool!). Instead, here are a few old ones from earlier this month. Appreciate them… or else.