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Roberty Downey Jr. has a glass jaw

Source: theblemish.com

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Two separate accidents that occurred on the set of Guy Ritchie’s new Sherlock Holmes movie has caused the crew to joke that there is a curse surrounding this film.

One accident involved Jude Law who had to flee the set after a tanker exploded into a fireball.

Another involved Robert Downey Jr. who was knocked out with a left hook by 7ft Robert Maillet (the uber immortal in 300). The Sun reports he was “out cold” for six seconds and “drooling blood.”

“Robert was accidentally caught on the chin by a thundering hook. He went flying and was out cold.”

“He didn’t want to go to hospital and kept trying to get up. He’s a trooper. But there have been lots of other problems too.”

The Sun fails to mention, however, that as soon as Downey fell to the floor and started gurgling blood, an excited grip dropped his mic, ran over to his crumpled body and in his best Chris Tucker voice, shouted, “You got knocked the fuck out!,” eliciting boisterous laughter and hi-fives from the other crew members. Well played, sir.

Published on December 1st, 2008 in Jude Law, Robert Downey Jr., Sherlock Holmes
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Maybe it’s like a chia pet

Source: theblemish.com

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Everyone knows Jude Law’s hairline is receding. You can see it everywhere, from his candids and movies to his photo shoots. The only place you won’t see it is in Dunhill and Dior’s advertising campaign because they airbrushed more hair in.

The style makes 35-year-old Law look a little more as he did when he first became famous in movies such as The Talented Mr Ripley.

While women in the public eye often have imperfections airbrushed out, Law has had perfection brushed in - either through artful hairstyling or plain artistry.

Airbrush expert Chris Bickmore said: ‘I wouldn’t say it was hairstyling as they can’t style hair that isn’t there.

Ooooh, BURN! Chris goes on to say retouching would take no more than one and a half hours. That’s still too long. A better, faster way to do this would be to superglue a lot of fake mustaches to his head. That takes 10 minutes at most. Plus, it would make him look A LOT more classy.

Compare and contrast: Fake hair Jude

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Real hair Jude

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Jude Law is out on the prowl

Source: theblemish.com

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Jude Law was spotted in the VIP area of 195 Nightclub in Essex attempting to dislodge a piece of steak which had become stuck in Kimberly Stewart’s mouth. With his tongue. Kimberly thanked him kindly by massaging his crotch. Photos were snapped, bodyguards were summoned, cameras were confiscated and pictures were deleted. Although, not well enough because The Sun recovered them.

“We couldn’t believe it when we saw Kimberly Stewart snogging the face off Jude Law. They were really going at it and barely came up for air.

“He’s the first big name we have ever seen in there. So myself and my friends walked over and asked if we could have our photo taken with them. But they said no, turned back to face each other again then carried on kissing.

“Two bodyguards then came over to us and snatched the camera out of my friend’s hand because they had seen us taking pictures.

“They passed the camera to Jude, who then looked through our photos.

“The bodyguard later gave the camera back to us and, to our disappointment, they had deleted our pictures of Jude and Kimberly.”

If Rod Stewart asks, please inform him that his daughter’s tonsils need not be removed. Everything is A-OK in there. Oh and also that Kimberly’s vagina was smashed with prejudice. F U Rod Stewart — Signed, Jude Law.

Rebecca Loos new single: What happens after a celebrity sex scandal

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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I always wondered what happens to the players in a celebrity sex scandal. The celebrity usually gets to continue on with their career unabated. For the non-celeb partner in the scandal, it can often lead to new and exciting opportunities.

Take Rebecca Loos, for example. She’s had a sordid affair with David Beckham, while he was away from his wife and children in Spain. Using her new found notoriety, she appeared on a few celebrity television shows, most notably The Farm, where she masturbated a pig for some reason. Just to embarrass us all, I suspect. She also had a fake marriage to Jenny Shimizu, who is noted for her claimed relationships with Angelina Jolie and Madonna.

She’s basically slept with someone famous, and built her own small level of fame from it. Now, she’s using that to catapult her new single into the charts, or try to. You can listen to her song below. She ‘sings’ along to some irritating effects, saying “Can you tell me if your boyfriends in? Tell him I’ve got something for him. Cos I know he’s waiting for me. That’s the way it’s gonna be.”

I can’t imagine why she’d want to use her affair with David Beckham to promote herself. If I had an affair with a married man, who didn’t leave his wife (they never do), I would be so embarrassed. I would be ashamed to tell my friends, let alone sell the story to the tabloids.

Marie Claire last April featured a story titled Kiss and Sell, detailing what happens to the non-celeb half of a celebrity sex scandal when the story is over. Lisa Robertson, the flight attendant who had relations with Ralph Fiennes on an international flight while on duty, was fired from her job as a stewardess and revealed as a prostitute to her family. She was fired from the brothel that she worked at also.

Daisy Wright, who was Jude Law’s nanny before becoming something a little more meaningful, now lives away from her homeland of England and finds it hard to get work. She still works as a nanny.

I guess all this shows that while you might make some good money from selling your story, in the long term it might not be the best move you can make for your career.

Note by Celebitchy: Here’s Rebecca Loos’ song. It made me lol several times.

Rebecca Loos is shown at the You, Me and Dupree London premiere on 8/22/06, thanks to PRPhotos.

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Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell to all play Heath Ledger’s last character

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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When I first read this story I thought it must have been something cooked up by a journalist with an overactive imagination, and it very well might be, but movie site Ain’t It Cool News is reporting that the director of the film Heath Ledger left unfinished when he died, The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, has three big names in mind to take over for his character. Since the film is a fantasy in which Ledger’s character could easily change into someone else, all three replacement actors may pay tribute to Heath with performances:

Have I mentioned how much I love this idea? Because I do. I think it’s beautiful that the script loaned itself to this sort of idea, that we’re going to see Heath Ledger’s work in Terry Gilliam’s new film, and that we’re also going to see three very interesting actors step up to offer interpretations of him as a way of paying one final tribute to this actor whose career was cut so sadly short.

We’ve heard rumors about who might be stepping in, but now we’ve got the names verified. Count on it.

JOHNNY DEPP.

JUDE LAW.

COLIN FARRELL.

Nice choices, Gilliam. Can’t wait to see what happens inside the IMAGINARIUM OF DR. PARNASSUS, and I’d love to get a look at the script they’re going to use as they start this next stretch of shooting on the film.

[From Ain’t It Cool News]

Ain’t It Cool News has a good reputation for getting insider information on films and this could be true. About three weeks ago unreliable British source The Sun wrote that Imaginarium director Terry Gilliam wanted Johnny Depp to take over Heath’s part. There’s a scene in which Heath’s character falls through a magic mirror, and Cinematical quotes a studio source as saying “He could change into another character after that and that is where Johnny would come in.”

Back when that story came out, the movie was in shutdown mode following the death of Ledger, and workers on the film thought it wouldn’t come back. The star of the film, Christopher Plummer, has said that Heath’s final scenes would be created using CGI imagery, and he did suggest that other actors would be used. He is quoted as saying that “Because the film deals with magic, there is a way of turning Heath into other people, and then use stills and computer generated imagery.”

Maybe Heath’s character will get turned into three other top actors. It’s exciting to think that Depp, Law and Farrell might play in this film. I bet Daniel Day Lewis would be happy to be involved too, as he dedicated his SAG Award to Heath and seemed to be very affected by his death.

The evocative header image was created by /film.

Jude Law And Sienna Miller Regret Their Relationship - Sort Of

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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Jude Law recently revealed he has no regrets about cheating on Sienna Miller with the nanny, perhaps proving the old adage that ‘Once a cheater, always a cheater’. Actually, he feels it helps him to mend his cheatin’ heart ways.

The 34-year-old is wracked with guilt over his affair with his children’s nanny - but he has tried to learn from the mistake rather than regret it.

He says: “There’s no regret. You can’t regret. I mean, I’ve felt regret but I’ve also refused to allow regret to sow a seed and live in me because I don’t believe it.

“You feel it, it’s like guilt, it’s like jealousy, it’s like all those horrible things and… You’ve just got to snip them and get them out, because they’re no good. Because if you regret, in a way, have you learned and moved on?”

[From Ireland Online]

Pity he couldn’t have had this epiphany after cheating on his wife Sadie Frost, he might have managed to stay faithful to Sienna. But it seems Sienna Miller might be carrying about a bit of regret, saying she wishes she’d begun her Hollywood career before getting involved with her co-star.

She said: “I fell in love with someone who was incredibly famous. That is what happened. I hate regrets. It was a beautiful time in my life. And that was the way it was meant to be.

“A certain part of me wishes that I maybe had a film out before that attention started because it has been a constant battle since.

“I met him during a film which I fought very hard for and it was a big achievement to get that role. I’d done theatre and been to drama school and suddenly it was just about what I wore and who I was with. It was never about my work and it’s still very hard for it to be about my work.”

[From RTE Entertainment]

Is it possible that now other potential co-workers and employers expect the same benefits Jude Law had? After all, the casting couch is nothing if not a hotbed of sexual activity. Or so I’ve heard.

Sienna isn’t very popular at the moment as she’s failed to show up for a court hearing, sending in a text message excuse. Sienna was meant to be a witness in the case against Otis Ferry, who is being charged with causing criminal damage after trying to prevent photographers taking pictures of Sienna. British papers are estimating her non appearance in court is costing the taxpayers up to £10,000. I doubt Sienna cares.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Sienna and Jude are shown in the header image in 2004 at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party. Sienna Miller and her boyfriend, Rhys Ifans, are shown outside their hotel in Mexico City on 11/23/07, thanks to Splash News. Jude Law is shown at the Sleuth premiere in London on 11/18/07, thanks to PRPhotos.

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Jude Law And Sienna Miller Regret Their Relationship - Sort Of

Jude Law Kicks Some Ass

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Jude Law Arrested for Beating up Photographer

The hottie actor turned himself into police on Tuesday after beating the crap out of a photog he spotted outside his London home. Law was apparently concerned that the paparazzi wanted to photograph his children, and allegedly called him a pedophile.

Following the arrest, his lawyer released the following statement:

“I can confirm that Jude Law voluntarily attended Marylebone Police Station yesterday following an alleged incident outside his house earlier in the day. Mr. Law provided the police with a statement regarding his denials of allegations by a ‘paparazzi’ photographer against him and made his own allegations concerning the photographer. Jude has the utmost respect for the police and whilst this is an ongoing matter no further comment will be made.”

Jude Law arrested for alleged attack on cameraman

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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Jude Law was arrested for what was said to have been an attack on a paparazzo outside his home in West London. The photographer claims he was just waiting at the bus stop nearby, all innocent like, when Law recognized him and went up to him, trying to grab the camera from him, even though he was not taking pictures at the time.

According to the photographer, Law called him a pedophile and said that he was trying to get pictures of his children. He then tried to grab the camera, and the man is said to have “minor injuries” as a result.

The guy called the cops, who came and arrested Law. He was bailed out of jail and must appear in court in October.

This is very similar to an incident last year in which Law went off on a paparazzo and called him a pedophile for trying to take pictures of Law’s kids, who were there with him at the time.

The photographer said: “I was at a bus stop near Jude’s house but I wasn’t taking pictures of him. My camera was still in the bag.

“He was by himself when he recognised me and started accusing me of being a paedophile and that all I wanted to do was take pictures of his children. I was shocked at his behaviour.”

A police spokesman confirmed that officers attended the incident. “Police were called out in the Maida Vale area after reports of a disturbance and inquiries are being made.”

Law was taken to Marylebone police station on suspicion of causing bodily harm and bailed to return next month.

Law has spoken in the past about his attempts to protect his children, Rafferty, 10, Iris, seven, and Rudy, four, from the public glare.

[Daily Mail]

The article goes on to recount when a director helped Law channel his anger for a scene in which he was supposed to hit a windshield. He was told to imagine the windshield as the paparazzi, and he hit it the windshield so hard it cracked.

You can understand the guy trying to protect his children’s privacy and flipping out about it but it doesn’t sound like the kids were even around. Maybe we’re not getting the full story and the photographer was taking pictures of Law’s children 10 minutes before he came out and tried to get his camera. The must be a lot more to it if he was just coincidentally outside of Law’s house at a bus stop, toting his camera.

Ex trashy lovers Jude Law and Sienna Miller do have a lot in common. Sienna called photographers “f’ing rapists” while she was at the launch of her new clothing store and could have used some good publicity. It’s clear that Law and Miller share the same regard for the paparazzi despite the fact that they helped make them famous.
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Jude Law arrested for assault

Source: theblemish.com

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Jude Law was arrested and held for allegedly assaulting a photographer and attempting to cause him bodily harm. The actor, best known for being a ninny, tried grabbing the photogs camera and somehow ended up giving the guy minor injuries.

“A 34-year-old man from Maida Vale was arrested yesterday on suspicion of actual bodily harm after voluntarily attending a London police station.

“The arrest followed an allegation of assault yesterday at a residential address in Maida Vale.

“The 34-year-old man was released on bail to a date in October pending further inquiries.”

No way Jude caused bodily harm. He looks like he barely has enough strength to put a cookie in his mouth much less hurt someone. The photog must be made of glass because the last time Jude Law was in a fight he ended up basically giving the other guy a deep tissue massage. Even more awkward was the fact that the guy asked Jude for a happy ending.



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