Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Page Six is reporting that Fergie and Josh Duhamel have moved up their wedding date — because she is P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T.

“She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes too obvious,” one insider said. “At Clive’s, she just drank water.”

It’s baby year, people! Hurry up and get pregnant before you become one of those losers who gives birth in 2009. By then, babies will be so last year and you’ll need to spend all sorts of money on a Hermes clutch to be cool. Much simpler to have a child.

Source: theblemish.com

Page Six claims Fergie may be pregnant with something. They suspect she’s gestating because her and her fiancé, Josh Duhamel, have moved up their wedding date.

“She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes too obvious,” one insider said. “At Clive’s, she just drank water.”

I suppose congratulations are in order. I didn’t even know Fergie could breed with humans. I thought she was a leprechaun. Maybe I didn’t watch far enough in the series, but I’m pretty sure leprechauns can’t give birth. What kind of sorcery is this?!

Source: www.celebitchy.com

Professional Hot guy, Josh Duhamel, is reportedly engaged to singer, rapper, and part-time Pea, Fergie. Duhamel’s press agent announced the couple’s engagement Thursday.

Stacy Ann Ferguson, the singer Fergie’s real name, has been nominated for a Grammy in the best female pop vocal category for her debut album “The Dutchess.” Fergie’s solo album, as well as her work with rap mega-group The Black Eyed Peas, has catapulted her to pop-superstardom and led her to challenge Gwen Stefani for the title of “Funkiest White Girl in California” in the 150lb and under division.

Josh Duhamel’s big break came when he out-prettied Ashton Kutcher at an IMTA modeling contest. Duhamel might be most recognized for his part in Transformers, but he also appeared in the 2006 movie Turistas and in the NBC show Las Vegas. Duhamel won a daytime Emmy for his role as Leo du Pres, a handsome and debonair scammer, on the ABC soap opera All My Children.

Given Duhamel’s romantic history, you might wonder if du Pres was really an act. The AP article says Duhamel told interviewers that he and Fergie have been dating for “about three years,” yet Duhamel’s wikipedia entry claims that in 2004 he “was engaged to his girlfriend of several years, fashion model Kristy Pierce”

At this rate, we predict all those women warm for Duhamel’s form may have to wait several months before he is officially back in circulation.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Josh Duhamel and Fergie are shown on 12/2/07 outside Katsuya restaurant in LA, thanks to WENN.

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Source: theblemish.com

Josh Duhamel proposed to that monster Fergie. The two are engaged, but no wedding date has been mentioned. God, if I ever propose to a girl who looks like Fergie, I want you to kick me in the nuts because, one, I might be drugged and that could wake me up, and two, if I’m not drugged, that means I’ve been kidnapped and can’t escape so kicking me in the nuts will hopefully not allow this beast to try and breed with me.

How can Josh have sex with her? I’d be dry heaving through the whole thing. She’s like some ancient Greek myth. The body of a goddess and the head of, I don’t know, something that was killed with a shovel and is in its third week of decay?

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

How her fug ass even landed him in the first place is a mystery to me, but now the two are getting married???

Josh’s rep confirmed the news.

Someone explain this, please.

Source: seriouslyomg.com

"Fergie called a lot of her girlfriends today to tell them the news," a source close to the singer told PEOPLE. "She said they don’t know what kind of wedding they want yet, but that she is the happiest girl on earth." 

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Source: theblemish.com

I was slightly startled to see this item from OK! Magazine detailing Josh Duhamel’s desire to have children with the as of yet unclassified creature scientists have taken to calling Fergie.

When asked when he’s going to do that, Josh said, “I don’t know. [I feel a little bit] jealous [of my friends]. But I’m taking my time. We’ll do it when it’s right. It’s busy right now for me and my girl. It will happen.”

Someone should inform Josh that in order for a person to become pregnant, they must have a uterus capable of sustaining human life for 9 months. It would help immensely if that other person were a human female and not some sort of he-she hybrid thought to have only existed in the remote jungles of Peru.