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Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 24th birthday last Friday with a white-trash themed party at her home in Encino. Ashlee wore “Daisy Dukes and platform flip-flops with a bathing suit and a fake tattoo around her belly.” Which is pretty much Jamie Lynn Spears’ daily attire minus the tattoo. Ashlee’s dad, Joe, wore “a cut-off muscle T-shirt and a mullet wig.” Her sister Jessica, probably not realizing there was even a theme, showed off a lot of cleavage in a leopard print dress. The menu consisted of corn dogs, macaroni and cheese, chicken fingers and French fries. Security said they had to tase an overzealous Britney Spears before she ate everything.

Jeez. Why not just call this a Spears themed party. They can have party games like pin the condom on the penis and abort the baby. Then at the end they can lay waste to the rest of their lives by doing something stupid like having unprotected sex in a tractor or driving home drunk.

Inside Ashlee’s ‘White-Trash’ Birthday Bash [PEOPLE]

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Us Magazine says Joe Simpson asked Tony Romo to drop his agent and let him handle his NFL career and $67.5 million contract. He even told Romo he would manufacture their engagement and wedding in order to sell it to magazines just like he did for Ashlee if him and Jessica ever decided to marry. Apparently, this wasn’t proper etiquette and offended Tony Romo’s sensibilities which was one of the reasons for the almost break-up. The other reason is Jessica drinks way too much. I don’t see how a hot chick with big boobs being really drunk is a problem, but okay. When Us asked Joe for comment, Joe said:

“It’s unfair to criticize me for what every manager does for his or her clients. And in this business, where people can quickly turn on you, who better than a parent to be working for his children?”

The one good thing to come from this is that when Jessica Simpson turns 40 and we find her living in a trailer park eating TV dinners, at least we’ll know where it all went wrong. Some celebrities don’t even have that comfort.

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Personally, I can’t stand Jessica Simpson’s voice, so it doesn’t matter what she sings, I don’t like it.

That goes for Ashlee too.

However, I think that country is a good career move on Jessica’s part, she’s got that Southern Belle thing going on. It’s her only shot at really making it in the music industry because if this fails she’ll have to go back to the bubbly mainstream crap she has been doing all along.

Also it seems that she and Tony Romo are back on - but this time Papa Joe isn’t calling the shots.

Tony didn’t like how Joe meddled in he and Jessica’s business constantly so he laid down the law. He agreed to attend Ashlee’s wedding and give it another shot with Jessica, but only if Joe backed off. A sure sign that it won’t work out in the long run, because really, how long do you think Joe will be able to stay away?

Exactly.

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An old college buddy of Tony Romo told the Chicago Sun-Times that Tony’s breakup with Jessica Simpson was caused by a combination of not wanting to deal with the intense media scrutiny that comes with being Jessica’s boyfriend and being freaked out by Jessica’s dad Joe who started offering unsolicited career advice. Not mentioned is Tony feeling uncomfortable whenever Joe gave him his come hither eyes.

In addition, Romo’s friend said the talented QB has been put off by the intrusive style of Joe Simpson, who’s been ”not only telling Jessica every move to make, but now has begun to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.”

Furthermore, Romo reportedly was very upset by Simpson’s interview in Glamour magazine where she referred to Romo as her ”future husband” and other on-the-record interviews she has given, saying she wants Romo to be the father to her children.

Furthermore, Us Weekly reports that even though Jessica and Tony are done, Joe is begging Tony to accompany Jessica tomorrow to Ashlee’s wedding. Romo seems to have relented and is flying into L.A. this weekend.

Meanwhile, Ashlee’s house is currently being set up with white tents for Saturday’s nuptials. Pete Wentz is said to be ecstatic with his choice of floral arrangements and has stated that the coconut wedding cake is “to die for.” Pete then merrily skipped away to double check the seating arrangements. What a gaywad.

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Joe Simpson has already begun shopping around Ashlee Simpson’s baby photos. Papa Joe has been asking weeklies to spend $1 million to put Ashlee on the cover. Of course, the photos will be taken by Joe so he can scam more money out of his daughters. Included in the deal will be an interview and photos of the baby. The bad news for Joe is magazines don’t care about Ashlee.

One magazine editor said the pictures would fetch “$60,000 maybe - but definitely not a million. The timing is a little suspicious. Her album [’Bittersweet World’] is dropping next week, and there was little to no interest until now. Ashlee’s lucky she got pregnant, frankly.”

Joe should try the hard sell. Rip out Ashlee’s unborn fetus, put it in a baby blue bassinet and show the weeklies how beautiful it will be. If that doesn’t work, jam some sparklers in its malleable, undeveloped head and slingshot it over the conference room desk into the lap of one of the editors while blasting the National Anthem on a boom box. Then politely inform them they’re all a bunch of terrorists if they don’t think this is worth it. Trust me, they’ll break down faster than Ashlee Simpson’s music career.

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Seriously, it’s like they all think this Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz marriage is going to work out.

Says Jess: My sister is overflowing with joy. Pete is an incredible soul. They naturally bring out the best in each other. I couldn’t be happier.”

And says Papa Joe (who’s currently in Georgia watching the Masters tourney with Tony Romo): “[Pete] did ask me [if he could propose]. I told him that I would be honored to have him as part of my family.”

Heh.

This thing is just waiting to implode.

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It’s not surprising that producers of Saturday Night Live have no desire to work with Ashlee Simpson again.

After her infamous lip-syncing, hoe-down fiasco, Papa Joe has been desperate to get Ashlee back on the show to redeem herself. Now that Ashlee has a new album coming out [Bittersweet World] he figured the timing was perfect.

Joe contacted the show’s producers who promptly told him “no”. Apparently Ashlee was such a pain in the ass last time she was on, producers have vowed to never work with her again.

Of course Ashlee’s spokesperson is telling a completely different story. “We’re not doing ‘SNL’ because they’re dark the week we are here in April and there were no other opportunities later in the year.”

Or next year. Or the year after.. Thank you, SNL.

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Before Jessica filmed “The Dukes of Hazzard,” her only mildly successful movie role to date, she starred in a fitness DVD that has never been released. That’s because the starlet/singer changed her mind about doing the video, and asked her dad/manager Joe Simpson to negate the contract. Now, the video fitness company Speedfit, for whom Jessica made the DVD, is suing Joe Simpson for blocking its release.

Jessica Simpson’s father (and manager) Joe is being sued by fitness video company Speedfit for allegedly blocking the sale of a DVD starring his daughter.

After signing a multi-million dollar contract, Jessica, 27, recorded a workout tape for Speedfit shortly before shooting her role as Daisy Duke in 2005’s The Dukes of Hazzard.

Jessica then changed her mind about doing the tape and her father Joe banned its release, Speedfit claims.

Now Speedfit owner Alex Astilean has filed suit against Joe after failing to secure a $10 million settlement from his daughter last year.

The New York Post first reported news of the suit.

“They are hurting millions of fat people in America!” Astilean tells Usmagazine.com.

[From Us Weekly]

Somehow, I think the “fat people of America” will manage to carry on without a Jessica Simpson fitness DVD. Considering that Jessica works with celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak, I doubt that she could teach anything new in the way of fitness techniques anyway. However, if Jessica received millions for doing the video, it doesn’t seem fair that she should collect the money and then stop Speedfit from making any money off it. It also seems like Joe Simpson isn’t doing his daughter any favors lately managing her career. Her last movie tanked, her last CD got a lukewarm reception, and now she may be heading back to TV again to promote her country CD.

Note by Celebitchy: This is not the first time she’s been sued for failing to endorse a product. In the spring of 2006, a clothing line sued Simpson to the tune of $100 million for breach of contract. She signed a multi-year contract to endorse a range of low-prices jeans and clothing that was named after her, but she never wore the clothing out as promised and she name-dropped another designer when she was asked about her favorite jean label.

Jessica Simpson is shown out with her personal trainer last year.

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Ashlee Simpson’s creepy dad Joe Simpson wants to pimp his daughter out again.

This time he wants Ashlee to dump her boyfriend Pete Wentz, and then star in her own reality dating show.

Sounds like a good career move to me. Heh.

Ashlee’s papa thinks she should make the move in order to save her career and help boost sales of her upcoming album, Bittersweet World. Which obviously must suck or it wouldn’t need the publicity. But that’s not a surprise.

I am shocked that Ashlee and Jessica still let their dad manage their careers. I figured they would end up like Britney, shutting their entire family out - or at least their dad. But it hasn’t happened. Not that it eventually won’t..

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Nothing says romantic getaway quite like hearing your dad snoring in the next bedroom. Or worse, worrying about your parents hearing you while you’re going at it with your boyfriend. Gross, just gross. But apparently that’s how Jessica Simpson likes it. Or – more likely – how Joe Simpson likes it. Creepy-as-hell Papa Joe and his wife Tina joined Jessica and her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, on vacation in Los Cabos, Mexico last week. No that’s not creepy or weird, because Joe and Tina did the same thing when Jessica was married to Nick Lachey. Who could predict that their marriage wouldn’t work out?

Looks like Tony Romo already has an in with Jessica Simpson’s notoriously finicky father, Joe. They all went on vacation together! Simpson and Romo, who have been dating since November, arrived in Mexico via private jet with about seven friends at 9:30 p.m. January 3. After landing at the Cabo San Lucas Mexico airport, Simpson and Romo were spotted, “rubbing each others butts and laughing on the tarmac,” an eyewitness tells Usmagazine.com.

Later, the group — which included a few of Romo’s teammates and families, as well as Simpson’s parents, Joe and Tina — checked into a rented home nearby. “Tony couldn’t stop touching Jessica,” an eyewitness tells Us.

The next day, everyone enjoyed a lunch whipped up by their personal chef on the deck of their home. “They were having a great time, with Jess’ parents laughing and joking with Jess and Tony,” the onlooker added. “Tony was affectionate to Jess and everyone seemed very relaxed.”

[From Us Weekly]

How cute. And creepy. What do you want to bet Papa Joe tutored Tony Romo on the best moves to use on his daughter? He probably encouraged all that butt grabbing. No way does anyone in that family do anything without Papa Joe’s approval. Nick Lachey had to submit a written intercourse request with Joe at least two weeks prior to any sexual encounter. It had to include a detailed plan of action and required script approval from Joe. Jokes aside, after this family vacation, what do you want to bet Tony dumps Jessica within the next two weeks?