During the Spike TV awards airing this Sunday, Jeremy Piven attempted to hit onMegan Fox, but failed miserably. Piven opened with,
I don’t know you, but I should,” said Piven, staring at her like she was a lamb chop. He went on: “I know you’re getting an award.” Said an unimpressed Fox: “Do you even know which one?” The “Entourage” star was ready to answer, but she’d already walked away.
Personally, I open up girls by threatening their family and if that doesn’t work, I turn on the charm by pulling out a gun. I find that works pretty well too.
“It was my hope that in texting both ladies, I would make it onto Page Six, so everybody wins.”
Jeremy Piven, who got busted texting ‘Come meet me’ to two models he met separately at a party in NYC. Unbeknownst to Piven, the two women were friends, and showed each other the text messages and laughed about it. This is what Jeremy — who’s supposed to be exclusively dating model Lillian Grant — had to say when Page Six confronted him with the story.
Entourage star, Jeremy Piven, still hits on the ladies even though he says he’s in love with Lillian Grant. At a Microsoft party at Twelve21 on Monday, Piven “got a lot of numbers.” Except, later that night, he didn’t get laid.
“…he was texting two different models he picked up separately, telling each, ‘Come meet me.’ He had no clue they knew each other and were laughing about the identical messages.” Piven, who is staying at the Mercer Hotel for two months, told us, “It was my hope that in texting both ladies, I would make it onto Page Six, so everybody wins.”
I’ve never been invited to a Microsoft party so obviously they’re pretty crappy. But, Piven and I are a lot alike. I get a lot of digits too. The funny thing is everyone I pick up lives in the same area. I can tell because their numbers all start with 555. That’s somewhere in LA, right?
The stars were out for the premiere of the new terrorism-themed film The Kingdom in LA on Monday. Jennifer Garner looked stunning in a red one-shoulder dress with tiered layers. Jada Pinkett Smith’s outfit was a definite miss, though. She wore fuschia satin shorts paired with a matching jacket. She loves bright colors and looks great in simple dresses with shocking colors, but her look was just wrong. Her husband Will looked hot though in a quilted black leather jacket, shades and dark jeans.
I saw the trailer for this movie during one of my rare nights out when my husband and I went to see The Bourne Supremacy. It looks like a good intelligent thriller, and centers around FBI agents, played by Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman and Chris Cooper, trying to capture a lead terrorist after a civilian attack on the US. Watching the trailer gave me goosebumps and it hit too close to home for me as I lived right near NY when 9/11 happened. I’m not sure theater-goers are ready for that with the war still going on and touching so many people. (Not that there is any connection between the war and 9/11. It’s just that too many people have died recently through random acts of terrorism, and there’s a lot of that in this movie.) It looks like it provides the riveting story of the capture of a top terrorist, but I don’t think I would be able to watch it, even on DVD.
Here’s the trailer:
The Kingdom is getting decent reviews, and is said to be an action-packed film with a tight plot. It currently has a 60% aggregate critics rating on Rotten Tomatoes. The Kingdom is out in US theaters on September 28.
Shown at the premiere are Jennifer Garner, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, a hot-looking pregnant Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon, Jeremy Piven looking beat, Amanda Peet, Jamie Foxx, Chris Cooper, and Jason Bateman. Thanks to PRPhotos for these pictures.
Jeremy Piven has been sent to the streets from Hollywood to save rap. His head bob and no-no finger wave will bring the dying genre out of the stagnant waters it’s been wallowing in for the past few years. Step aside Kanye and 50 Cent, compared to Piven, your street cred couldn’t even buy you a bus pass.
I have never been a fan of Jeremy Piven and this story from Page Six gives me another reason not to like him.
Spies at Nobu Malibu spotted Piven having "a very loud argument" with his own mother Friday night. "It was so venomous, the entire restaurant could hear them. I don’t know what they were arguing about, but it was loud," said the onlooker, who noted that perturbed patrons included CAA agent Rick Nicita, who was sitting at a nearby table with Rob Reiner and a group of friends.
Of course his reps did not respond to Page Six’s phone calls. What a d!ck.
Jeremy Piven has been banned from Nobu following an incident at Nobu in Aspen. Jeremy was in town to appear on a panel with fellow Entourage stars when one night he came to the restaurant with 12 or more people and asked for a table. Despite being extremely busy, they found him one. After he finished, he told the manager, “Thanks for nothing” and tipped the waiter a first season Entourage DVD. As he left, the waiter ran up the stairs and chucked it at him.
This is pretty much what happens to me when I go out to eat. Except, instead of a DVD, I leave them used underwear. And instead of throwing it back in my face, they take a big whiff and swoon. Sometimes there’s even fainting. Like I told the manager, this is perfectly normal. Hey, why are you calling the police, you should be calling the ambulance.
I’m really hoping this is a joke, because if not the world has gone truly mad. Piven and Cusack, buddies from way back, are now on the outs.
If this is true it’s worse than any divorce or Trump-Rosie nonsense because it’s just two guys who should have no reason to ever quarrel, you know?
Sigh. Here are the relevant quotes from this article:
“No comment. I mean, you could fill in the blank, I bet,” the 41-year-old actor says when asked how Cusack has handled Piven’s recent success. “It just says so much about a person if he has space for other people’s success,” he says.
“I have always been so proud of my friends’ success. I own that proudly because I come by it naturally. I was raised on that spirit of collaboration. … You start getting into trouble in life when you start comparing and contrasting your life to anyone else’s. You don’t win when you do that.”
So Cusack is jealous of Piven? This sounds too loony to be true, and it could be a practical joke. Yes, that must be it, because I’ve never had a guy friend knock me for being the biggest writer on the planet, though clearly that’s the case.
If it is true, guys, c’mon. Let’s not let the system get in the way of a few beers and some laughs. Jobs come and go, women hate us, we gots to stick together my brothers.
