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Matt Damon is a father: Matt Damon and wife, Luciana, welcomed another girl on Wednesday, Aug. 20th. She will join sisters Isabella, 2, and Alexia, 10, and bring estrogen levels in the Damon household to dizzying heights. Just a reminder to Matt when all his daughters reach puberty. Don’t look in the bathroom trash can, just don’t. Dropped your watch in it? Leave it dude, it’s gone.

Jennifer Garner pregnant again: Ending months of speculation, Jennifer Garner admitted to Access Hollywood that she’ll give birth to another little monster. The perfect companion for her two-year-old daughter Violet. The sex of the child is not yet known, but then again, neither are the genus or species.

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Someone should tell Jennifer Garner I can see down her shirt… or not. I’m fine either way.

Bonus: Jennifer Garner in Arena.

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Victor Garber, Jennifer Garner’s co-star on Alias, accidentally let slip that Jennifer is pregnant for the second time. Us Weekly reports:

“Yes, she is,” Garber, who currently stars on ABC’s Eli Stone, told Us when asked if recent speculation was true that the couple is expecting.

A source adds, “She is five months pregnant. They are very happy.”

A while ago, before the pregnancy rumors, people were speculating these two were on the verge of a break up, citing that they haven’t been pictured together for a while. This sort of kills that rumor. Unless Ben does what I do: changes his identity, grows a mustache, moves across state lines and kills a hooker. Wait, scratch that last part. That’s not really necessary. …Or is it?

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Ted Casablanca at E! claims that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are about to divorce. Much like Madonna and Guy, the two have rarely been seen together. When asked, Affleck’s rep retorted:

“We usually don’t comment on stuff like this. But you should know sources are liars. If you guys want to do the right thing, you won’t post that item. It’s all BS.”

These guys are really boring, but Jennifer Garner is pretty enough. Especially when she wears those sunglasses that make her look like she’s about to go snowboarding. Whoosh, whoosh, wheee down the street she goes.

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Bennifer II — that is, Ben Affleck and Jen Garner, hosted a fundraising event for Barack Obama on Sunday in Ben’s home town of Boston.

Affleck said he and his wife were just doing “their part for society,” which isn’t at all heavy-handed and obnoxious, but whatever.

You know, sometimes Ben Affleck annoys the fuck out of me, but I’ll tell you what I do like about him: he’s a rehab success story. After being a total drunkie for awhile, he got his ass to rehab, cleaned up, and stayed the fuck sober. And now he’s all involved in politics and shit. Which is, you know, annoying, but, still. Good for him. I’m really waiting for Lindsay Lohan to pull this shit. She’s a smart girl, and I can just see her, somewhere along the line, being all sober and preaching politics to us. It’ll be annoying, too, but in a really cute way.

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Ex-scientologist Marc Headley, who used to produce promo films for the cult, claims that Tom Cruise had a hard time landing a girlfriend after his split from Penelope Cruz in 2004 so he did what any self-respecting man would do and set up a series of fake casting calls to find himself a wife. Actresses targeted included Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba.

So Miscavige assigned a high-ranking official with the order: ‘Find a wife for Tom Cruise.’ “The official put out a casting call to female actresses, including Scientologists, saying, ‘There’s an upcoming Tom Cruise movie you might get a part in. Come for an audition.’ But in the end no movie was made. They had to be single, they had to be pretty and in their 20s. “First they rounded up Scientologist actresses like Erica Christensen, Erica Howard and Sofia Milos. But they were all rejected.” The unnamed official then tried to lure Electra star Garner - who had just started dating Ben Affleck at the time - with the beauty ranked top of the priority list, before Holmes was spotted gushing about Cruise and called to Los Angeles to meet the actor.

Headley adds, “Then… they went for Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, in that order. They came up with the same plan. Jennifer and Jessica didn’t bite but Scarlett took the bait and came in for an audition.When she arrived at the audition address and found out it was the Scientology Center in Hollywood she freaked out and didn’t do a tape… “So they worked the audition tape on Katie, got her to L.A. and introduced her to Tom. The moment he meets her, he’s enthralled with her and he told Miscavige later, ‘I knew immediately she was the one.’”

Creepy? Yes. Effective? Totally. This is how I met my current girlfriend. The one handcuffed to the radiator. The one chained to the basement I met at the park.

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Last night, Ryan Seacrest tried to conduct an interview with Jennifer Garner and Laury Linney on the red carpet when an attention whoring Gary Busey suddenly appeared and shouted, “I’ve been looking for you for years!” A stunned Ryan didn’t know what to do as Gary Busey introduced himself to Laura with a handshake and a kiss on the check and then introduced himself to Jennifer with a kiss on the neck. Garner was taken aback; as anyone would be when they realize were just molested by Gary Busey.

Sadly, Gary Busey was able to do what judges have ordered me not to do. That is to go out in public. If anyone is more deserving of this ankle monitor and the 24/7 sniper stationed on the roof of the house across from me, it would be him.

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Jennifer Garner arriving at the 10th Annual “I Have A Dream” Gospel Brunch yesterday.

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There are a lot of times in life where someone shows you pictures of their kid and you think “yeah, whatever.”

But in this case Jennifer Garner has a legitimately cute daughter. So we’re running with that angle.

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In life, we often make choices that seem trivial at the time, but turn out to affect our entire future. Jennifer Garner made one of these choices in 2004 when she declined a date with Tom Cruise. Andrew Morton, author of Tom Cruise: An Unathorized Biography, writes that Jennifer was one of the celebrities Tom tried to make his wife before he met Katie Holmes.

Morton writes that Cruise left messages on the Alias star’s voice mail in 2004 asking “if she knew what freedom was,” but his advances were rebuffed. The book also claims Holmes signed a contract to commit to Scientology and that her father brokered a high-paying pre-nup.

If I was a woman and some guy left me a voicemail asking if I “knew what freedom was,” I’d move to another house. People who ask that are the type of people who chain you to a chair for a week and try to break you because to them, freedom is programming you to follow them around like an android. While, on the other hand, freedom to me is eating jelly donuts all day and gluing mirrors to my shoes to look up women’s skirts. That’s why I can never marry Tom Cruise. That and I’m not gay.