Source: theblemish.com

Jena Malone showed up at the Tropic Thunder premiere with this haircut. And since stereotypes are awesome, I’m going to say that she’s gay and that’s her girlfriend next to her. Being a lesbian is the cool thing to do in Hollywood now. Especially if you make a sex tape. Please take that into consideration Jena and hot blonde chick.

Source: theblemish.com

The only reason I know who Jena Malone is is because she was in Donnie Darko. Well, here she is in Queensland, Australia shooting The Ruins. A horror movie about killer vines. Yes, killer vines.

A group of friends whose leisurely Mexican holiday takes a turn for the worse when they, along with a fellow tourist embark on a remote archaeological dig in the jungle, where something evil lives among the ruins.

Vines? Vines?! I don’t care if it’s based on a book. It sounds lame. The only saving grace would be if they had vine rape or attempted vine rape (thanks MPAA). That’s a scary situation. One time I fell asleep for 20 years and it almost happened to me. Good thing I woke up and moved five feet away.

Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com

Yes, yes she does. Jena Malone and Her Bloodstains. I’m not making that up. That’s the name of the band. Doesn’t it sound more like the name of a Judy Blume novel? Are You There, God? It’s Me, Jena Malone and Her Bloodstains. Her band played at the Viper Room in Hollywood on Friday night.

Oh, and Cory Kennedy was there. I have an unhealthy obsession with Cory Kennedy. I don’t know why, or perhaps I prefer not to think about it too much.