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Jay-Z is mean

Source: theblemish.com

Beyonce and Jay-Z

Not even 14 days of marriage and Jay-Z and Beyonce are already fighting. The newlyweds were at the Hollywood Bowl in LA showing off their matching IV tats. The DJ began playing Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love” when Jay-Z rushed the stage and yelled, “F*** that. Sorry Bey but f*** that - let’s play something else.” Naturally, Beyonce was pissed and walked off. Jay-Z said it was a joke and groveled until she forgave him.

“Beyonce had been side stage for most of the night, dancing and singing along,” says a fellow reveller. But when Jay-Z got the song pulled, her mood soured. He meant it as a joke, but Beyonce didn’t take it that way.

“After he came off stage, she confronted him, demanding to know what the hell his comments had been about. She was gesturing wildly and not looking happy.

Typically I like to wait at least two months until I publicly humiliate my wife. But that’s just me. I’m not a big rap superstar like Jay-Z. Although, for his next joke, he should really consider pantsying Beyonce on stage and then pushing her over. It’ll be hilarious. Because it was a goof! Get it?!

Published on April 18th, 2008 in Beyonce, Jay-Z
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Beyonce might retire

Source: theblemish.com

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Beyonce’s cousin, Angelica Knowles, told the New York Daily News that Beyonce plans on retiring to become a talent scout for Jay-Z’s new Carter Music Group label. In fact, she may have already started.

Beyonce’s first protege is rumored to be an R&B artist named Chelsea Thomas. Her reps couldn’t be reached for comment.

This is good for Jay-Z because if he lets Beyonce keep performing, people may eventually start seeing her repeatedly tap the microphone in multiple short bursts. Fans will think she’s checking her mic or she’s gone crazy, but it’s actually Morse code for “Jay-Z kidnapped family. Forced to marry. Send help. So ugly.”

They served caviar and Popeye’s Chicken

Source: theblemish.com

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MediaTakeOut.com via Female First has some info on what went down at Jay-Z and Beyonce’s wedding. Sources say they were anxious to marry because Beyonce had a 3-week sex ban before the big day. Also, guests were searched before entering the apartment with security guards confiscating cell phones, cameras and three guns. As to what everyone had for dinner, one obviously enthused guest revealed,

“There was literally so much food! We had seven courses in total, including beluga caviar, shrimp scampi and buckets of Popeye’s Fried Chicken.”

Because nothing says celebrity wedding like caviar and Popeye’s. Although, for the record, Popeye’s Fried Chicken is gross. KFC is a thousand times better. I was eating Popeye’s the other day and I swear to God, I bit into a breast and a mouthful of oil gushed out of it. I was basically drinking oil instead of eating chicken. Plus, their meat was dry. So, if you ever plan on getting married to whoever is crazy enough to take you, I suggest ordering buckets of KFC original and some McDonald’s double cheeseburgers with Big Mac sauce because they’re just like Big Macs, but only cost $1 and it doesn’t have any of that lettuce junk. In hindsight, I guess this advice was meant more for Britney Spears than anyone else.

Jay-Z and Beyonce may have married

Source: theblemish.com

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Jay-Z and Beyonce are reported to have wed last Friday. While the newlyweds have been mum about the event, motor mouth Mary J. Blige wasn’t. OK! Magazine writes:

“Congratulations to my man, Jay-Z, and my girl B,” the singer announced to the audience at the beginning of her set at the Greensboro Coliseum.

The ceremony was followed by a lavish party at Jay-Z’s penthouse apartment in NYC’s Tribeca neighborhood, decorated with white orchids and the number ‘4,’ signifying the birthday number Beyonce and Jay-Z both share (Beyonce in September, Jay-Z in December). 60,000 custom-designed white orchid blooms [were flown in] from Thailand for the ceremony.

Beyonce not wanting to talk about her relationship with Jay-Z is understandable. If I was dating and eventually coerced into marrying someone that ugly, I wouldn’t talk to people about them either. Oops, did I say ugly? That was mean. I meant to say horrendously unattractive.

A Done Deal

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

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Congratulations to Beyonce and Jay-Z, who tied the knot on Friday night at a loft in TriBeCa.

It’s about time! I hope you crazy kids can make it last.

Does this mean a Beyonce baby is soon to come?

Jay-Z and Beyonce marrying

Source: theblemish.com

Beyonce Jay-Z

After years of marriage rumors for Beyonce and Jay-Z, the two are finally tying the knot. Yesterday, April Fool’s, the two obtained a marriage license in Scarsdale, New York. A source says that Jay-Z wants to marry after finishing his tour with Mary J. Blige. The two have been together since 2002 and have rarely discussed their relationship in public.

New York’s Daily News reported this week that while Beyoncé was out of town filming for the Etta James biopic “Cadillac Records,” Jay met with her younger sister, Solange, in Miami. Sources reportedly told the paper the two discussed Jay’s proposing to Beyoncé and asking for her manager/father Mathew’s consent.

I’m not quite sure how Jay-Z landed Beyonce. She’s pretty and he’s not. My guess is it has something to do with that knife he’s holding to Beyonce’s spleen, but don’t tell the cops. You’ll ruin everything.

Beyonce and Jay-Z Obtain a Marriage License

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Beyonce, 26, and longtime boyfriend, Jay-Z, 38, might be getting hitched sometime in the next couple months.

A source says they filed for a marriage license in the state of New York Tuesday morning. The license is good for 60 days so it looks like nuptials will be happening soon.

Beyonce’s spokesperson is denying the reports.

The couple have been together for six years.

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I Guess It’s Time for Jay-Z and Beyonce to Break Up

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

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After six years of dating in relative peace, Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles have reportedly filed for a marriage license.

They’ve kept their private relationship notoriously private, rarely talking about each other or their relationship in interviews.

The marriage license isn’t the same thing as getting married, obviously, but it’s valid for 60 days should they choose to bite the bullet.

And everything had been going so well before …

Beyonce stashes engagement ring in purse when witnesses spot it

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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Another week, another “Beyonce and Jay-Z are engaged or about to be married” story. Back in January, there was a rumor that they were secretly married at Georgio Armani’s house in Paris over the Christmas holidays. Both Jay-Z and Beyonce were sporting new matching ring-finger tattoos of the numeral IV, so people thought it must be symbolic of some kind of commitment, marriage being the logical assumption. Beyonce was rumored to be pregnant at that time, too, and that didn’t pan out. It seems like a lot of stories are spread about these two based on conjecture.

The singer and media mogul have been together for five years and despite all the rumors they haven’t split up, gotten engaged, or secretly married as far as we can tell.

Now there’s a story that Beyonce was seen out with a giant sparkling diamond ring on her left ring finger, but that she quickly stashed it in her purse when witnesses noticed it:

Beyonce, 26, and her longtime beau, Jay-Z, 38, had tongues wagging at Butter nightclub in NYC on Feb. 18. “She was wearing a huge diamong ring on her ring finger,” says an eyewitness. “When she noticed that I and some others noticed the rock, she quickly hid her hand behind her left elbow. Then she reached behind her to where her bag was, and after placing her hand in her bag, the ring disappeared!”

[From Life and Style, print edition, March 10, 2008]

Maybe she does have a big old diamond ring, but who knows if Jay-Z bought it for her or if it means that they’re engaged. JayBird noted in her post about their supposed “secret wedding” over the holidays that they’ve been in a stable relationship for a while and it seems to work well for them. If they want to get married or not that’s their decision.

Jay-Z was rumored to have had a fling with Rihanna back when she first hit the scene, but he was also mentoring her music career and those type of rumors are only natural given their working relationship. Rihanna supposedly got pissed at Jay-Z at a party after the Grammys this year and had words with him. But Jay-Z mocked Rihanna’s accent when he was presenting at the Grammys, and it seems likely that she was mad at him over that and it wasn’t a lover’s spat or anything like that. She was at the party with Chris Brown. Rihanna recently addressed the rumors that she was having an affair with Jay-Z, saying that it made her uncomfortable that people thought that, and that Jay-Z told her just to ignore the stories.

Jay-Z is about to embark on a 25-city tour with Mary J. Blige starting March 22. They will play five separate dates in NY alone. Tickets for the first four performances sold out within hours.

Beyonce is shown at the Grammy Awards and at the Sony Grammy After Party on 2/10/08, thanks to PRPhotos.

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Beyonce stashes engagement ring in purse when witnesses spot it



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