Source: theblemish.com
James Blunt and Gary Dourdan were hanging out at the beach the other day, surrounded by topless chicks who were sucking on each other’s tits. It must be boring to have nothing to do all day but this. I bet they wish they had my life. I surf the web for the first half of the day and bury my head into my hands and cry for the second half. It’s really much more fun than it sounds.
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
“I’d be lying if I said it didn’t affect me in some way. But I have to let it brush off me because in the end it’s not really relevant.”
- James Blunt on being voted fourth in ‘The U.K.’s Most Annoying Things in Life’ survey last year
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Source: www.celebitchy.com
James Blunt apparently abandoned his lady loving ways just long enough to show some graphic war footage during a recent concert. Blunt is best known for bland over-played music and romancing thousands of women the world over. But before he was a singer, he worked as an armed guard for NATO, serving as a peacekeeper in Kosovo. Somehow it’s hard to look at his face and imagine that. I’d have an easier time believing he used to professionally make ribbons for girls’ hair or something. But I digress. James took a lot of video of the destruction in Kosovo, and chose to show some of it during his concert in New York City last night.
British crooner James Blunt kept his ladies’-man persona intact Friday night at the Beacon Theatre - until he launched into his poignant ballad “No Bravery,” and the collective swooning turned to gasps.
As Blunt revealed that he wrote the tune while serving as an armed NATO peacekeeper in Kosovo, the captivated audience watched a massive video screen display images of bombed homes, dead bodies and graves interspersed with smiling children flashing peace signs.
“The film was my footage, taken from our vehicles while we patrolled,” the singer later told us at an after-party. “I recently had a chance to go back and play for the Serbs, and they were all in on my message. It’s great because music is the strongest form of communication, and it was nice to connect with them.”
[From the Huffington Post]
Well that’s… surprising. Given Blunt’s reputation, it never occurred to me that he might actually be cool enough to want to make an impact. So kudos to him for that. I’m guessing his audience was pretty surprised. I mean rarely do I think of James Blunt and then think politics, or current events, or war. But hey, more the reason to say something. I can’t think of any other entertainers who’ve done something as unusual as being an armed peacekeeper. Between that and dating Petra Nemcova, he’s had a pretty full life.
Here’s James Blunt at the Brit Awards on February 20th. Images thanks to PR Photos.
Source: theblemish.com
Today might be “kill yourselfâ€? day because in addition to Jessica Alba’s pregnancy, there are reports that James Blunt has taken the virginities of hundreds of chalet girls in a Switzerland resort. But, wait. There’s more. Each of his victims conquests proudly wears a shirt that reads “James Blunt took my virginityâ€?.
“He does very well for himself when he comes here,â€? a resort regular said. “Last season, I saw loads of the chalet girls working out there wearing T-shirts emblazoned with ‘James Blunt took my virginity’.
“I can’t believe he’s had all of them but, going on his previous form, I suppose you can never rule anything out.â€?
I don’t know how this goofy looking bitch does it. He literally looks like Goofy from Disney. He should be living in sewers not taking the virginity of hundreds of snow bunnies. He has that one song. This story doesn’t even make sense. Unless they forgot to put in the part about him holding their families hostage, in which case, then it makes perfect sense. What would add more credibility to this story are pictures of the girls wearing this t-shirt and pictures of the same girls naked. That way I can extensively study them. In the bathroom.
Here’s Petra Nemcova because she used to date James Blunt and if I see Blunt’s face one more time, I’ll punch a hole through my monitor.
Source: www.celebitchy.com
James Blunt has the reputation for being quite the ladies’ man. Which I find totally offensive to every one of my sensibilities. But apparently the guy gets around, and doles out a lot of loving while he’s at it. According to the Herald Sun, Blunt is quite popular at a Swiss ski resort he frequents – so much so that women have started wearing t-shirts with “James Blunt took my virginityâ€? proudly stitched across the fronts. I had hoped these ladies just had sick senses of humor, but it appears there’s some truth behind the shirts. JAMES Blunt seems to have conquered more than the music charts — the singer has allegedly deflowered an entire Swiss ski resort.
The You’re Beautiful singer, famed for his womanizing ways, has apparently taken the virginity of hundreds of chalet girls at his favorite resort in Switzerland. His conquests proudly wear T-shirts bearing the slogan “James Blunt took my virginityâ€?.
“He does very well for himself when he comes here,â€? a resort regular said. “Last season, I saw loads of the chalet girls working out there wearing T-shirts emblazoned with ‘James Blunt took my virginity’. “I can’t believe he’s had all of them but, going on his previous form, I suppose you can never rule anything out.â€?
Blunt, who has dated Czech supermodel Petra Nemcova and has been romantically linked to Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, has admitted he is proud of his ladies man reputation. “I’d like to think any woman I have known has enjoyed being with me,â€? he said.
[From the Herald Sun]
What the crap? James Blunt, have you looked at yourself? Your face looks like God created it on an off day. Or maybe He was mad at your parents. But someone who’s 100% human is not supposed to look like that. Then to further mess with us, he gave you the unfortunate combination of a high pitched falsetto and an undeserved sense of confidence. It leaves the majority of the rest of us looking/listening to you and thinking “What the crap? Where is the justice in the world?â€? And then, on top of all those terrible things, you release terrible, trite songs that are good for about 2 plays but somehow get 2 million before radio stations ban you. And then you get a lot of tail. At first I was going to end this by saying, “If anything leads me to believe that there is no God, it is your success in life.â€? But that’s not really fair. There is a God, and he has the darkest, most perverse sense of humor imaginable. Either that or he needs to get his vision checked. And his hearing. And his “Who gets laidâ€? meter. Because I’m pretty sure there is a God, and I’m pretty sure he has one of those. But it’s clearly on the fritz.
Picture note by Celebitchy: James Blunt is shown at the premiere of P.S., I Love You on 12/9/07, not that it matters if there are new photos of the guy because he pretty much looks the same all the time. I too share a strong disdain for the guy. Thanks to PRPhotos for these pictures.
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
The obvious choice for a costume for James Blunt would be a horse, but that would be too easy. I think he makes a fantastic albino rabbit as well…
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