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Every year, Victoria’s Secret has their lingerie fashion show and every year I check my mailbox for an invite and every year I find a reminder from the court telling me to stay 500 yards away from all Victoria’s Secret models. Next year it’s going to be different. Watch out Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Heidi Klum, Selita Ebanks, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Izabel Goulart and all the rest. This sexy beast is coming for you. So, please, don’t warn the cops and don’t even try to hide your underwear. I’ll find it eventually. I’ve been practicing with my Where’s Waldo books. A few more after the jump or click any photo for the full gallery.

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The 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night and featured models such as Adriana Lima , Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Selita Ebanks, Izabel Goulart, Karolina Kurkova and Marisa Miller among others walking the runway in traditional bra, panties and wings while men hid their erections with their program. Wow, it’s like sixth grade all over again.

The show will premiere December 4 on CBS at 10 p.m. et/pt. And this means nothing to the guys, but there was also a duet with Seal and Heidi Klum. That’s right. A real baby seal that they clubbed right after. It made the show both sexy and delicious. A lot more pictures after the jump. A lot.

Also check out Part 2 and Part 3.

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I couldn’t resist posting pictures from the Victoria’s Secret 2006 Fashion Show featuring:

Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Gisele Bundchen, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks, Izabel Goulart, Ana Beatriz Barros, Oluchi Onweagba, Jeisa Chiminazzo, Jessica Stam, Heather Marks, Katja Shchekina, Miranda Kerr, Natasha Poly, Caroline Winberg, Caroline Trentini, Andi Muise, Flavia de Oliveira, Ajuma Nasenyana, Hana Soukupova, Angela Lindvall, Raquel Zimmerman, Elise Crombez, Julia Stegner, Doutzen Kroes, Morgane Dubled

So not all of these girls are pictured although they were modeling. The show was filmed on Nov. 16 and will be broadcast ed by CBS on Dec. 5. I’m not sure if they’ll be streaming it over the net again.

Seeing all these beautiful women in one place might take your breath away, but not mine. For me, this is what I call a slow day. No really, I am just that devilishly handsome and charismatic. Ladies can’t resist me and my GHB. A lot more after the jump.