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Holly Madison is finally free from the clutches of Hef’s frail, spotty hands. Now she can say whatever she wants without fear of retribution. So it came as no shock when in an interview set to air Wednesday, Holly told Extra:

“It might be refreshing to date someone who is not high maintenance. Sorry, Hef … I love you, but you know you’re high maintenance.”

Aside from his daily sponge bath and bed pan changing, Hef’s not that high maintenance. He’s still able to amble down the stairs without help for the most part. Holly is just being difficult. And kind of mean since she also says Hef’s libido is not up to par.

“I haven’t had sex in a really long time,” she said. “And that’s the honest truth.”

What say you Hef? Your manhood has been questioned. The gauntlet has been thrown. You can either choose to take it or pop a few Viagra and run through this year’s centerfolds like a horny, decrepit bat out of hell. Just don’t throw out your back again. It’s awkward enough having the paramedics tend to you while you lie on the floor naked, writhing in agony. To do that when you have a huge boner as well makes it even more so.

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Holly Madison finally went public with her relationship with Criss Angel. She showed up at the premiere of “Criss Angel Believe” where she made out with the “Mindfreak”. You know how the saying goes. If sucking on a 90-year-old millionaire’s wrinkly balls don’t make you happy, go with the Mindfreak.

By the way, if you’re wondering how Criss Angel’s mash-up show with Cirque du Soleil went, the LA Times says it was “unbelievably bad.” Specifically,

If Criss Angel were blindfolded, straitjacketed, run over by a steamroller, locked in a steel box and dumped from a helicopter into the Pacific Ocean, he still might be easier to salvage from disaster than “Criss Angel: Believe,” the gloomy, gothic muddle of a show that officially lurched into being on Halloween night like some patched-together Frankenstein’s monster.

Ouch. That’s got to sting a little. Oh well. At least Criss has Holly Madison to comfort him. Her and her mouth which has been most likely wrapped around Hef’s old man balls. Seriously. Whenever they kiss, it’s like Criss is kissing Hef’s weiner. Haha, loser.

Source: theblemish.com

Hugh Hefner finally admits his relationship with Holly Madison is over. Hugh told Marc Malkin of E!, “If she says it’s over, it’s over. But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.” The main reason for the split is because Holly wants marriage and children, but six months ago Hugh found out his sperm count was too low to father another child.

What a shocker. Hugh has no sperm. I thought that was obvious. You know those tests you get at the optometrist’s where they put your face up to the machine and it shoots a puff of air into your eye. That’s what it feels like for Holly when Hugh give her a facial.

Don’t feel too bad for Hugh though. He’s already banging Kristina and Karissa Shannon, two 19-year-old twins, and has been screen testing a college senior from Georgia by the name of Amy Leigh Andrews.

If you’re wondering what Kristin and Karissa look like naked posing in front of the Playboy mansion, click here and here (NSFW).

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In his never ending search for truth and boobs, the guy at WWTDD reported that Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner were over and she’s moving out of the mansion. It turns out, that may be true.

TMZ caught up with Holly yesterday and she starts off confirming the rumor she’s moved into her own condo even though her, Kendra and Bridgette are currently filming the sixth season of The Girls Next Door. Then he asked if she could get him into the Playboy Halloween Party. After a few seconds of talking about how she’s going to be Elvis for Halloween, Holly blabbed, “I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren’t together.”

This is heartbreaking news. If a hot, young Playboy centerfold and an old soft-core porn magnate with saggy, old man balls can’t make it in this crazy world, what chance do us normal people have?

Bonus: For no reason at all, Kendra Wilkinson and a slutty Miley Cyrus lookalike judging something in the Bahamas.

Source: theblemish.com

Over the past few days there have been a lot of news regarding Hugh Hefner and The Girls Next Door. From stuff like Kendra Wilkinson being engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett as reported by WWTDD to this startling admission by Hugh Hefner as reported by E!.

“The reality is the girls and I are all together,” Hefner said.

He quickly shot down reports that Madison has been seeing Mindfreak illusionist Criss Angel.

“Holly shares my bed on a nightly basis,” Hef said.

And Hef had a lot more to say…

Hefner does acknowledge that the relationships are “in transition.”

“Are there going to be changes in the relationships, I’m sure there are going to be,” Hefner said. “I think that in the future, the girls are going to, in time, be dating others and moving out of the mansion, and when that happens we will not be keeping it a secret,” Hefner said.

To add on, the porn connoisseur over at WWTDD also reports Bridgett hasn’t been laid in years and “wants to fuck in the worst way.”

Ugh, they should move on. There’s no way Hef can handle all three of them. They haven’t made a Viagra this powerful yet and women as sexy as them have needs. Hef’s best bet is to hire a handsome young man to take care of them. One who is very discrete. So discrete that he has no friends — by choice — to reveal his secret to. Which is where I come in. Relax, sweeties. I’ve done this a thousand times before and my pillow has yet to complain.

Source: theblemish.com

You can see Holly Madison’s tits in Playboy any time you wanted so these pictures of her slipping a nipple aren’t really that shocking. On a scale of 1 - 10 of how shocking this is. It would score a 3, only for the fact that Holly didn’t have a neon sign pointed at them to draw people’s attention.

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Holly Madison attended the screening of The Telling and, like anyone would be, was overcome with the urge to start swinging on a bar. Holly, of course, was wearing a jean skirt with no underwear. As a result, the score is now: Me - 1, Dumb Playmates - 0. Pictures possibly NSFW depending on how close you look.

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Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner’s go-to-Bunny, has been causing big problems on the set of The Girls Next Door. Everyone hates her. Especially Kendra Wilkinson. TMZ says

It’s gotten so bad, those two can’t be in a room for more than five minutes without totally going at it. And that’s posing major problems for producers of the show who have to shoot around the flying fur. As for Bridget, she’s Switzerland, often trying, but failing, to keep the peace.

Our spies also say Holly’s ambition is spilling over to the magazine too. She wants to have editorial control over the mag’s spreads — which is not going over well with longtime employees.:

I’ve never watched the show and I probably never will, but can’t this be solved with a naked pillow cage fight episode? Sure, maybe it won’t resolve ALL their problems, but it definitely will mine. My boner problem! Boooiiiing! Wait, no, just kidding. No boner problem here. Heh.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Hugh Hefner’s main squeeze, Holly Madison, is reportedly running the mansion and calling all the shots.

The other girls, specifically girlfriend #2 Kendra Wilkinson, have had it with her bossy ways and tensions are running high on the set of their E! reality show, ‘The Girls Next Door.’

TMZ sources say that everyone “hates” Holly, especially Kendra. Apparently the two women can’t be in the same room together without the claws coming out.

As for Bridget, the “girlfriend” who’s always in the shadows, she’s in Switzerland and has tried to stay out of all the drama. She also tries to keep the peace between the two other bunnys, to no avail.

Holly has been stepping on toes at Playboy magazine as well. Sources say she wants control over over the spreads, which is obviously upsetting people who have worked for the magazine longterm.

Producers for the show are denying there are any problems on set.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Wow, Annette Benning and Warren Beatty are still together.

Pretty good for a Hollywood marriage. I remember back when they married in 1992, I never thought it would last! Beatty was a total player who no one thought would settle down.

Both he and Benning were considered sex symbols back in the day, however, I never thought either one was anything to write home abou!

Sexagenarian Faye Dunaway and septuagenarian Jane Fonda attended the event, both posing with one hand on the hip with the other clutching their handbag.

Proof that as you age your tastes in fashion goes kaput. Dunaway wore a ridiculously gaudy metal dream catcher and Fonda looks like a 70-year-old swinger! Boom chicka wow wow!

Two kids from the 80s who are still around.

One, Robert Downey Jr. still has an amazing career even after all his past scandal and drug problems. The other, Molly Ringwald, has no career despite living the good girl lifestyle..

And Hef and the girls sex up the event, as only they can..