More Naked Pics of Heather Mills and Nub

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These photographs were taken of Heather Mills in a 1999 kinky photo shoot where she bared it all, with and without her prosthetic leg.

The photos were taken before Heather and Paul McCartney hooked up and she reportedly didn’t want them to ever be seen publicly. But you know, that’s what all the bitches say. Someone ’stole’ their sex tape or it ‘leaked’. Whatever.

Anyhow these pics of Heather give a little insight as to what a freaky chick she is, and how much self respect she actually has, which isn’t much.

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Published on April 7th, 2008 in Celebrity Exes, Celebrity Sex, Controversy, Heather Mills, Photo Shoots

Heather Mills sees red

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The red hair makes Heather Mills look even more mousey.

I like the color, just not on her.

Published on April 6th, 2008 in Heather Mills

Heather Mills, I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger…

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But, now that Ms. Mills has parlayed her one-legged sympathy act into a $50 million payday, it’s time to celebrate. Heather landed in New York to spend some of that hard-earned cash. According to the NY Post,

“Mills was spotted looking at condos and, later, partying it up with three girlfriends at Pastis…She looked like a full-on tart. She had on a tight bustier, really tight pants and four-inch-high boots. She looked ready for anything.”

Watch out Ringo. You’re the last Beatle left and she’s coming after you. She’s only got one good leg, so escaping shouldn’t be too hard. She did catch Paul though, but he was always more innocent and gullible. If you’re walking alone at night and hear a wooden leg scraping on the ground behind you, run Ringo, run!

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Published on March 31st, 2008 in Heather Mills

Heather Mills wants more

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Not content with a ruling giving her $50 million and $70,000 a year, Heather Mills wants to overturn the ruling and bleed more money out of Paul McCartney. To do this she has hired forensic accountants to prove he’s worth more than $800 million. Oh, it’s not for Heather though, it’s for their daughter.

Miss Mills has told friends she cannot look after Beatrice on $70,000 a year, the sum awarded at the High Court.

One said: “Heather says she can prove the amount of money that is being given to look after Bea will not last over the year. She is putting it to the test.

“Even with Bea travelling in economy Heather says it’s not enough. She is keeping every receipt - including her invoice to her security team - to show that £35,000 is just not sufficient.

“Heather’s thinking is that Bea should not be seen to have a different lifestyle when she is with Heather compared to Paul - and she is going about proving that is not possible.

“Heather is hoping Paul will discretely make a payment to her annually rather than want to go back to court and rake all this up again.”

I have an idea. Why not have Beatrice stay home and go to school. Maybe take her on vacation once a year or once every two years. I know, I know. The idea sounds crazy, but I think it just might work.

Published on March 26th, 2008 in Heather Mills

I Need to Divorce Paul McCartney ASAP

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Heather Mills McFugly finally settled her divorce from the Beatle — to the tune of $48.6 million.

It isn’t even close to what she was asking for originally, but still. I could live on that kind of money, I think.

“I’m so glad it’s over,” Mills said at an impromptu news conference. “It was an incredible result in the end to secure mine and my daughter’s future and that of all the charities that I obviously plan on helping and making a difference with — because you know it has been my life for 20 years.”

Jesus, Heather, no one’s happier it’s over than me. Not only does it mean that I don’t have to read about your stupid divorce proceedings anymore, it means the door is officially open for my ass to get in there and divorce Paul McCartney.

Published on March 17th, 2008 in Heather Mills, Paul McCartney

Heather Mills is rich, rich, rich

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Heather Mills made off with $50 million in her divorce settlement with Paul McCartney. Peg leg said Paul offered her $30 million to settle, but she wanted $250 million. Originally, it was believed Paul was worth $1.6 billion. The judge decided he was worth half that. Heather now wants to appeal to restrict publication of the judgment because it “contains private details about her daughter” (read: makes her look bad).

“I am so, so happy,” she said outside the High Court.

“I’m so glad it’s over, it was an incredible result in the end to secure mine and my daughter’s future and that of all the charities that I obviously plan on helping and making a difference with - because you know it has been my life for 20 years.

“Obviously the court do not want a litigant in person to do well, it’s against everything that they ever wish, so when they write the judgment up they’re never going to make it look in favour.

It’s said that when the judgment was delivered, Heather’s lawyers and supporters let out a resounding, “Yarrrr.” With a cool $50 million, Heather’s first order of business is to request a diamond encrusted prosthetic leg be made for her, the latest in celebrity amputee fashion and a symbolic middle finger to Paul McCartney and her detractors.

Published on March 17th, 2008 in Heather Mills

Rich Bitch

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Wow. Heather Mills was awarded $48 million in her divorce settlement with Sir Paul McCartney.

Set for life, baby.

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Published on March 17th, 2008 in Celebrity Divorce, Celebrity Exes, Celebrity Lawsuits, Celebrity Money, Heather Mills, Sir Paul McCartney, Videos

Heather Mills’ father says she’s greedy

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Does anyone like Heather Mills? She might have been voted one of Britain’s sexiest women, but I’m not sure you have to like someone to be sexually attracted to them. Her father is the latest person to come out and say she’s not exactly the poster child for a good divorce. In fact, the word he uses is “greedy”

Mark Mills claims his 40-year-old daughter should have settled months ago after the former Beatle made his first big money offer. He says, “He’s offered her multi-millions. She should take that and stop what she’s doing. It’s plenty.

“She’s being greedy. How much does she need?”

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I absolutely agree that she is greedy. Paul McCartney has come to her defense saying that Heather didn’t marry him for money, but she is clearly divorcing him for the cash! While I appreciate that as a single mother she does need to care for her daughter, and given that Paul has two other children she needs to do her best to protect their daughter Beatrice’s inheritance, but it seems to me she is exactly what her father says: greedy. Paul is said to have offered her a rumored £15 million settlement, which she supposedly rejected, with the amount to now be determined by the judge.

The divorce is going to be settled on March 17, and it will be public property. Hopefully the judge does not decide to split Sir Paul’s assets in half, but instead gives Heather and Beatrice a home to live in, and a nominal amount of money that represents the fact that Paul and Heather were only married for four years.

One reason that Heather might not be able to agree to settle is that Sir Paul wants to stop her talking about their relationship. Hopefully the judge agrees with him, and gets her mouth sewn up.

Note by Celebitchy: Heather Mills has accused her father of hitting her in the past, and he spoke out against his daughter in October, 2006 calling her a “liar” and saying that “They were false allegations about me and she’s doing the same thing now to him. The difference is that I can’t defend myself whereas McCartney can. I hope he really goes to town. Heather is mad. She’s doing it for the money.” [From Contact Music]

Heather Mills is shown outside of court on 2/18/08. Paul McCartney is shown outside of court on 2/14/08. Thanks to PRPhotos.

Published on March 6th, 2008 in Heather Mills, Paul McCartney

Heather Mills voted “One of the world’s sexiest women.” No joke.

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One of our favorite things to do here at Celebitchy is to give Heather Mills a hard time. She seems to be pretty much universally hated, has a bad attitude and a sucking-on-a-lemon face, and generally looks like a cow chewing it’s cud at least 93 percent of the time. And from the comments, it seemed like nearly everyone agreed. So I’m not sure exactly how to interpret the fact that FHM magazine is claiming that Heather has managed to make it on their list of the world’s 100 sexiest women.

Former glamor model Heather Mills is set to be crowned one of the world’s sexiest women in a new poll. Mills has shocked bosses at British magazine FHM by racking up more than 1,000 votes a day in their online poll to name the world’s 100 most attractive females. The magazine claims the 40-year-old’s popularity has been heightened by her very public divorce to veteran rocker Sir Paul McCartney. Chris Bell, FHM’s deputy editor, says, “Heather Mills has always been vilified as a gold-digger with a dubious past. But readers have realised she’s about to become the world’s most eligible - and richest - women.” Mills is currently number 95 on the top 100 list - ahead of socialite Paris Hilton, singer Gwen Stefani and actress Kirsten Dunst.

[From Contact Music]

I’ll wait while you pick your jaw off the floor. How is this even possible? Could it be that the numbers are lying? Could all the numbers be lying? Could this be evidence that math isn’t really real, or true, or accurate? Could Heather Mills getting on this list actually shake the very fundamental concepts of physics? Might the universe actually implode now? I’m guessing that – considering this poll was done online and voted for by anyone – Heather somehow had a bunch of people voting for her everyday. FHM doesn’t say if they logged IP addresses and/or did anything to prevent people from voting multiple times. But if this world makes ANY sense, Heather Mills must have beaten the system. There is no freaking way that creature is one of the 100 sexiest women, I don’t care how much money she’s worth. I would bet most men would rather sleep with a Paris Hilton-Gwen Stefani-Kirsten Dunst hybrid with no eyeballs, no hair, and only one limb that’s located in the middle of the hybrid’s sternum than sleep with Heather Mills on her very sexiest day. I truly feel ill.

Here’s Heather Mills at her divorce hearing on 2/18/2008. Images thanks to PR Photos.