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Check out Halle Berry at the Things We Lost in the Fire premiere in London.

Nothing like showing off your oversized pair of knockers to make people forget that you said that Jews had big noses the previous night.

Her hair’s a mess again, her lipstick is missing and her eye makeup is uneven. She doesn’t look like she wants to be there.

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Halle Berry was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on 10/19, showing him pictures of her face distorted that she made on her Mac. She shows what a technological idiot she is by asking Jay if he’s hip and knows about this program Photobooth on the Mac where “you point the camera toward you, and it morphs your face into all these silly other people.” (That’s so Kai Power Tools circa 1996, but whatever.) She says she uses the program to mess with her face and cheer herself up when she’s feeling down. The first picture she shows is of herself with a distorted nose, blurting “‘This one, this is like my Jewish cousin!”

She then said “That’s mean!” Jay said “I’m glad you said it, ok great,” and she answered “OMG have I just like ruined my whole career?”

Here’s a video clip of that part of the show with the remark cut out.

Page Six reports that the audience was dead silent afterwards and that they added the laugh track afterwards when they cut out the “Jewish” part.

She was embarrassed after the show, realizing the enormous anti-semitic blunder she’d made, and then try to backtrack by saying her Jewish assistants thought it up, not her. She apologized to everyone, and asked The Tonight Show to cover her ass by cutting that remark, which they did:

According to one audience member, “She introduced the first photo by saying, ‘Here’s where I look like my Jewish cousin!’ - it was a picture of her with a huge, distorted nose. No one laughed, and Jay nervously said, ‘I’m glad you said that and not me.’ When the show aired, they cut out her ‘Jewish’ comment and added a laugh track to the bit.”

Another guest in the audience told us, “If you watch the clip, you can see Halle saying the word ‘Jewish,’ though obviously there is no audio. NBC covered her a - -. Ms. Berry should know how unbelievably inappropriate her comment was . . . She should be ashamed of herself.”

Berry, 41, who sounded like she was near tears, told Page Six last night: “I so didn’t mean to offend anybody - and after the show I realized it could be seen as offensive, so I asked Jay to take it out, and he did.”

The gorgeous actress, who is 4 1/2 months pregnant with her first child, by boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, said, “What happened was I was backstage before the show and I have three girls who are Jewish who work for me. We were going through pictures to see which ones looked silly, and one of my Jewish friends said [of the big-nose picture], ‘That could be your Jewish cousin!’ And I guess it was fresh in my mind, and it just came out of my mouth. But I didn’t mean to offend anybody. I didn’t. I didn’t mean any harm.”

Berry, who even offered to call Page Six’s source and apologize in person, said, “It was just a lighthearted segment that was meant to make fun of myself. There was a picture where I said I looked like Monica Lewinsky and one where I said I looked like Jay. It was just supposed to be a silly segment. I am so sorry, and I apologize.”

[From Page Six]

That’s all pretty weak, but at least she owned up to it and apologized afterwards. Halle Berry just lost about 20 points in my estimation. If I didn’t have a strong opinion of her before, I do now. It doesn’t seem mean-spirited so much as just ignorant and stupid.

Thanks to user JonDonnis on Superior Pics for the full video download. We cut this version from that.

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Halle Berry has a strange sense of humor. Or at least she has friends with a strange sense of humor. She was on David Letterman the other night talking about her pregnancy. She mentioned that her morning sickness really lasted all day. I hear that from so many women that I can’t help but wonder why in the world they call it morning sickness. Because it starts then? What the heck ? That implies it lasts for a limited period of time, and it’s incredibly deceptive. If they called it first trimester sickness, I’m guessing fewer women would be willing to have babies. It’s probably related to propagation of the species or something.

Halle also mentioned that she had a 3D ultrasound of the baby done. Those are so cool, they let you actually see the face a little bit. Anyway, she claims that her friends all think the baby looks like David Letterman. For some reason she mentioned this, but didn’t bring the actual ultrasound. Luckily, Dave had a mockup ready.

That is going to be one beautiful baby!

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Excuse me while I wipe this puddle of drool off my desk. I’m just in awe of Halle Berry’s incredible personality. Bouncy, bouncy. Oh, that? That was nothing. I was just juggling my bal… wait, no. Argh. This post has gone terribly awry.

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If you could guarantee me that I’d be as happy a pregnant woman as Halle Berry is, I’d keep myself knocked up and pregnant like a milk cow for the rest of my life. The woman actually says she loves the hot sweats and the throwing up and all the terrible, atrocious things that come with being pregnant. I always assumed those things were God’s way of letting us know not to pop out too many babies. It’s like natural population control. Of course if we were all like Halle Berry, there’d be about 12 billion extra people hanging out. Or something like that, I don’t believe in math.

“For expectant mom Halle Berry, her current condition is all good – even the wardrobe. ‘There’s no bad,’ the Oscar winner, 41, said Sunday at a press gathering for her new movie, Things We Lost in the Fire, which opens Oct. 19. ‘There is nothing bad about it. The morning sickness and the vomiting and the hot sweats. Nothing’s been bad about it. I’ve loved every second of it,’ she said.

“Holding up four fingers when asked how many months along she is, Berry also said, in response to a query about ‘maternity chic’ and what she’s wearing these days, ‘I think I feel like I’m such a slave to fashion. It’s a hard concept for me to fathom that I’m going to have to wear maternity clothes.’ But, as she also sees it, ‘Fashion is on my side.’ Indicating her empire waist, she adds, ‘Everything is up here and shift-y, so I think I can work it out in normal clothes with normal designers in their collections until the eighth or ninth month, then I might have to break down and do maternity.’”

[From People]

That woman is cra-to-the-z. Seriously. She loves the morning sickness? I know women who are desperate to have kids are super happy when they finally get pregnant, but is it normal to actually love all the terrible parts too? I’ll probably kick myself for saying that in ten years. But if she’s that happy, that’s great, I wish the rest of us could feel so good.

Halle spent the weekend attending the premiere for her new movie with David Duchovny and Benicio del Toro, “Things We Lost in the Fire.” For some reason boyfriend and baby daddy Gabriel Aubry didn’t accompany her, and instead Berry was escorted by del Toro. I’m not going to go so far as to say there’s trouble, but I do find that a little weird, given all the public baby promotion she’s been doing lately. Let’s hope everything is cool with them.

Picture Note by Jaybird: Talk about a pregnant glow! Header image of Halle at the “Thing We Lost in the Fire” premiere on Saturday. Image thanks to WENN. Here’s Halle showing off her bump to Oprah. Images thanks to Splash Photos.

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41-year-old Halle Berry is currently pregnant with boyfriend / model, Gabriel Aubry’s child. On Tuesday, Halle Berry spoke with Oprah regarding her fears of having a baby. Specifically, having a deformed, ugly baby. Because you just can’t love those things. No matter how many plastic bags you put over their head.

“When you’re pregnant, you have this idealized view of what the baby looks like,” Halle explains to Oprah Winfrey on the chat-queen’s show today. But what she says you don’t like to visualize is the post-birth reality, with its “head smashed, purple, one ear folded down, eyes swollen.”

I assume Halle Berry wouldn’t be too pleased if she gave birth to Sloth from The Goonies or a Garbage Pail Kid. If she does, she’ll probably do the only thing anyone can do. Flush it down the toilet. No, that’s wrong. If it clogs, the plumber will be so pissed. Hmm, when’s trash day? Tuesday?

Halle Berry: I’m Going to Have an Ugly Baby! [OK! Magazine]

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I’ve never been pregnant, so I don’t totally understand all the hormones that go into it – but I was kinda surprised to hear Halle Berry tell Oprah that she already wants another baby. You haven’t even popped the first one out girl! You’re three months pregnant, aren’t you still throwing up and craving tacos? I’m so confused. I had a friend who’s pregnancy mantra was something about wanting to “evict her little passenger” – and I gotta tell you, that makes a lot of sense to me. I understand wanting more eventually – but Halle must really be overdosing on the oxytocin if she’s already ramping up for more pregnancy.

“Halle Berry says she and her boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, tried and tried and tried to get pregnant. ‘So there was a lot of staying home and doing what you do. Like, all the time, around the clock,’ the 41-year-old Oscar-winning actress said Tuesday on ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show.’ One negative pregnancy test followed another, ‘and finally, after about 35 tests, we finally got a positive test,’ Berry told Winfrey in one of her first interviews since announcing last month that she was expecting her first child with Aubry, her boyfriend of two years.

“Berry, who is about three months pregnant, told Winfrey she doesn’t want to know the sex of the baby. ‘There’s so few genuine surprises in life anymore that, why not have a huge surprise?’ she said. ;And I like fantasizing one day it’s a girl, one day it’s a boy.’ Berry won the best-actress Oscar for 2001’s ‘Monster’s Ball.’ She also won an Emmy and a Golden Globe for 1999’s ‘Introducing Dorothy Dandridge.’”

[From the Washington Post]

And how does Berry know all about being a mom? From acting. I’m not sure that’s the greatest indication of motherhood, but then again if never been an actress or a mother, so what the hell do I know.

“She said playing a mother in her latest movie, ‘Things We Lost in the Fire,’ helped convince her that motherhood was for her. ‘I think it validated that I was meant to be a mother because every day I dealt with the character as a mother and thinking as a mother,’ Berry said. ‘It let me know that I must be a mother.’”

[From the Washington Post]

Again, I’m not a mother, but something tells me it may be a little different when no one calls “cut” and someone from craft services doesn’t come over and offer Halle a plate of pickles, mustard, and Cheetos. [That joke was funny because women crave weird things when they’re pregnant. Alright that joke wasn’t funny]. Halle says she and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry don’t have any plans to marry. She seems a little jaded after her last two crappy marriages, not that I blame her.

“Berry said she and Aubry don’t plan to marry, but feel fully committed to each other. ‘I feel more married, in a way, than I ever have in two marriages before,’ she said. ‘He really understands the spiritual connection is so much more important than the paper and the pomp and circumstance and the ceremony.’ But Berry said there is something she and Aubry are sure to do: try to have another child. ‘There’s just one right now,’ she said. ‘But we’re hoping, right after this one, to do it again.’”

[From the Washington Post]

Well if absolutely nothing else, they will have shockingly gorgeous children. Shiloh and Suri need to look the hell out, because I’m pretty sure the Berry-Aubry baby will be in a league all its own. Stupid cute babies, making me want them. Damn it, there will be no more baby posts after this one.

Picture Note by Jaybird: Here’s Halle Berry in L.A. on August 22. Images thanks to WENN.

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Sometimes you read something in the news that absolutely turns your stomach, and death threats issued to an unborn baby would have to be one of those things.

Halle Berry has received racist death threats to her unborn baby.

The Oscar-winning beauty - who recently announced she was expecting her first child with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry - has been forced to hire security guards after allegedly receiving several disturbing letters from an anonymous writer.

One note warned she and her child would be “cut into hundreds of pieces”.

A source close to the actress - who has a white father and an African-American mother - told Britain’s Daily Mirror: “Halle does not normally use security but she has taken on a couple of guys to make sure.”

On a lighter note, Halle is only four months pregnant, and already she has partner Gabriel Aubry pampering her feet and satisfying her cravings.

The 32-year-old model told People magazine: “She does crave pickles. And any bread. Doesn’t matter, as long as it’s salt and pickles.”

He revealed: “She loves foot massages. I do all of that stuff.”

Sydney Morning Herald

Halle has also filmed an appearance on Oprah, where she shows off her baby bump, and talks about taking 33 pregnancy tests. She says she knew she was pregnant, but they kept coming up negative. Did she just take 32, and then the 33rd came up positive and she was like ‘yay!’ I would have just kept taking them until they came back negative again. Or gone and got a doctor to do a blood test, but then I don’t have paparazzi taking my picture every time I leave a doctor’s office and speculating on the size of my belly.

Halle also told Oprah that she’d love to have another baby as soon as possible after she has her current baby, and that she doesn’t plan on finding out the gender of her baby until he or she is born. It doesn’t matter whether the baby is a boy or a girl, it is going to be sooooo cute.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Halle Berry is shown on 8/22/07 out in LA.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Someone has been sending hateful racist letters to Halle Berry, threatening her and her unborn child.

The sick stalker has written horrific letters saying he is going to cut her and her child “into hundreds of pieces” and other creepy things.

A source told The Daily Mirror, “Halle does not normally use security but she has taken on a couple of guys to make sure.”

Berry has hired security since receiving the notes and police are investigating the matter.

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Other Halle Berry News:

Gabriel Aubrey satisfies Halle Berry (BB)

Berry keeping baby’s gender a secret (MSNBC)

Halle Berry craves pickles and bread (INO)

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

Ms. Halle Berry showed up at UCLA Westwood Medical Plaza to visit a sick friend on Thursday, and brought some gifts along with her.

It’s a good preggers dress, but you can still see the hint of the baby bump. That is going to be such a hot baby. Maddox Jolie-Pitt is going to be banging that baby eight ways from Sunday in fifteen years. I mean, assuming it’s a girl. If it’s a boy, we’ll let Zahara take it on. Or Shiloh, since they’re closer in age.

Oooh, what if it’s a gay boy and Maddox turns out to be gay, too?

I wonder if they’ll hyphenate this baby’s name as Berry-Aubrey. And then when Baby Berry-Aubrey has a kiddo with Baby Jolie-Pitt, the kid’ll be Baby Berry-Aubrey-Jolie-Pitt. Actually, it would be best to do it in alphabetical order, like, Baby Aubrey-Berry-Jolie-Pitt.

I admit it is possible that I need to find something else to do with my time.