Halle Berry Popped Out That Kiddo
Source: evilbeetgossip.com
Halle Berry gave birth to a healthy baby girl on Sunday.
No word on the name yet.
Any guesses?
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Halle Berry is ready to have her baby, will she sell the pictures?
Source: www.celebitchy.com
Halle Berry was seen out shopping yesterday with her boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry. In early September she confirmed that she was three month’s pregnant, so that would make her due sometime this month. Halle looks fabulous and casual, and I like her hair a lot better in that straight style. She was seen out with a new curly hairstyle in January and while it was cute it didn’t seem to suit her.
We’ve heard a lot about how Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, and soon Jennifer Lopez cashed in with multi-page magazine spreads introducing their new babies. Salma Hayek chose to premiere her daughter, Valentina Paloma, with a simple AP photo that was most likely unpaid. Naomi Watts never released a photo of her son, Alexander, and just allowed the paparazzi to get the first pictures.
Halle Berry strikes me as the type who won’t sell the photos for a huge spread like Nicole or Christina. She might hide her bundle for a few weeks, though. We’ll have to see.
Berry has lent her support to presidential candidate Barack Obama. Berry donated $2,300 to Obama’s campaign, which is the maximum allowed for an individual, and is quoted as saying “We are really going to need a president who has the ability to think big, and Barack Obama is that president.”
In other recent Halle Berry news, she will soon be developing a fragrance with Coty perfumes.
Thanks to WENN for these pictures.
I Feel Like Humans Have an Unnecessarily Long Gestation Period
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Halle Berry has been pregnant forever. The only person who was pregnant longer was Bridget Moynahan. Bridget Moynahan was pregnant for two full years. I mean, I’m not exactly a doctor — I’ve been told I do a thorough job of self-medicating, which I choose to take as a compliment, if not as a full license to practice medicine — but seriously, people, what the fuck is happening in there over all this time? I’ve seen one of those things after they come out. They can’t do anything. They’re blobs. Why do people want these things? You’re producing a low-functionality product with outrageous variable costs, zero trialability and an extremely high switching cost. If I tried to pitch babies to my marketing professor in business school, he’d have laughed me right out of the classroom. (Instead I went with high-end dog food and garnered a B. Fucker. There’s a market for it.)
With the amount of time those mini-humans spend in other people’s stomachs, I’d expect them to at least come out and be able to pass a high-school biology test on the digestive system. But they can’t even write. I mean, you can get a full freakin’ masters degree at University of Phoenix in nine months, right? Someone needs to start some manner of in utero classes. Teach those little blobs something while they’re in there. Pipe in Women’s History. Everyone wants to get that credit out of the way early.
Here’s Halle Berry, 18 months pregnant, shopping at Whole Foods with her insanely hot boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry. I can’t look at Gabriel Aubry because he makes me need to have a boyfriend that looks just like him right this goddamn second. We need to clone humans so that we can clone Gabriel Aubry. That’s my scientific opinion. Someone get me in front of Congress to talk about this, stat.
Halle Berry on Oprah
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In case you missed the gorgeous hot momma-to-be’s appearance on Oprah, here it is in it’s entirety.
Part 2
Part 3
Published on March 6th, 2008
in Halle Berry, Interviews, Oprah Winfrey, Pregnant Celebrities, Sexy Bitches, Videos
Halle Berry Is Letting Her Pregnancy Go to Her Head
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahaha.
Seriously I just crack myself up sometimes.
For real, though.
What’s up with the hair, Halle?
Published on January 27th, 2008
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What did Halle Berry do to her hair?
Source: seriouslyomg.com
I have to admit I wanted to post this picture a few days ago, but I though that wasn’t her because I couldn’t figure out what was on her hand. It looks like a tattoo and we have seen in the past that she doesn’t have one. So what is up with that?
Now let’s get to her hair there is a reason why they say don’t do anything drastic to your hair when you are pregnant. But granted she is due to shave her head in her next movie, so this look is not as bad as that.
Published on January 24th, 2008
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Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey living on different coasts
Source: www.celebitchy.com
Pregnant Halle Berry and the father of her baby, Gabriel Aubry, haven’t been seen out together in some time. Star Magazine reports that it’s because they’re not even living on the same coast. Gabriel is all the way over in NY trying to promote his modeling career while Halle is saying in Malibu. Gabriel owns a restaurant in NY and presumably has to keep track of the business there along with his job requiring him to stay on the East coast.
Star says he’s all too willing to keep his distance because he wants to marry the mother of his baby who refuses to tie the knot and is admittedly marriage-averse after two failed attempts. They could be jumping to conclusions, and hopefully these two will be able to make it work and stay in the same place once the baby comes:
[Halle’s] boyfriend of two years, and the father of her unborn child, Gabriel Aubry, has been pushing to tie the know, and with Halle dragging her feet, it’s only driving him away.
And far! A source close to Halle confirms to Star that Gabriel has been living in Manhattan, while Halle is at her home, 3,000 miles away, in Malibu. And while the couple was spotted shopping for furniture together in LA on January 7, it was their first public outing in more than two months…
Gabriel, a model who also owns a Cuban restaurant in NYC, “still wants to work and build a successful career for himself,” says the source. “It really pulls him away from Halle. He seems to have no firm plans to move west, and it kills her.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition, January 21, 2008]
The article then says that Gabriel doesn’t plan to leave Halle though, and that he hopes to be a good father to his child. It seems to be a good sign that these two were seen out shopping for furniture as it might mean that they’re trying to set up house for their child. Halle is reportedly due on February 14.
Halle Berry is shown out with her bodyguard yesterday. You know the tabloids are going to have a field day with their relationship next week. Thanks to Splash News.
Halle Berry Talks Pregnancy and ‘Catwoman’
Source: www.celebitchy.com
Halle Berry seems to be enjoying her pregnancy, being seen out and about and FABULOUS at various red carpet events. Every pregnant woman on Earth must hate her. With a passion. Where are her cankles?
But it seems while we might be envying Halle’s pregnancy gorgeousness, we don’t need to envy her at other times.
“It is true that I am three times the girl I usually am. I have to say there are some really wonderful things that come along with that,” she said Saturday night in accepting an award at the Palm Springs International Film Festival. “This is the first red carpet that I’ve really walked down where I didn’t have to think about holding in my stomach – because I can’t.”
Berry, 41, expecting her first child with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, told the black-tie crowd of 1,700 at the festival’s awards gala that she also can now finally enjoy a big dinner.
“It’s the first time I’ve been to an awards show where they served a meal and I actually ate it – the whole thing,” she said. “I was eating off everybody else’s plate and that felt very liberating and good.”
I can imagine nothing worse than having to wear a tight dress, suck in my belly, then skip a meal of delicious food. Which is probably why I have a big fat ass and don’t look like Halle Berry. Although, the dress would be truly fabulous - remember Halle’s 2002 Oscar dress? - and you could always request a doggie bag for your dinner. They should just give all the actresses their meals in take out cartons.
Halle this week shared her theory on why Catwoman sucked - the villan was lame. The villan, in case you were one of the many people who missed this at your local cinema, was played by Sharon Stone, who was the head of a cosmetics company who created an anti-aging cream that turned your face to stone without continued use. She was foiled by her own face cream when her face turned to marble. Who would have thought this wouldn’t be a success?
She (Halle) insists she couldn’t have predicted the film would flop.
She says, “It was definitely different from any other (movie) I had seen. I thought that we needed a better villain, but I was outnumbered in that area.
“You just never know how people are going to respond. I thought that Monster’s Ball was going to end my career. And look what happened. You just never know.”
Why would you have ever signed onto Monster’s Ball if you thought it would end your career? Catwoman made Halle a cool $14 million according to IMDB, but what was her motivation for acing a role she thought would end her Hollywood lifestyle?
Halle was great at cracking that whip though. I saw her swinging it around on Oprah and it was hot. Perhaps the whip was another plot flaw though - who has ever seen a cat crack a whip? Wouldn’t you need thumbs?
Halle is due to give birth in March, and she also has a few movie projects on the boil, including Tulia, in which she plays a lawyer. Production has been delayed because of her pregnancy.
Picture note by Celebitchy: Halle Berry is shown at the 19th annual Palm Springs International Film Festival on 1/5/08, thanks to WENN.
