Halle Berry was named by Esquire as the Sexiest Woman Alive. Of 2008. The new mom gave her own acceptance speech saying sexiness is a state of mind and adds, “That’s really the only wardrobe you need for sex: a tank top and pumps.”

As far as her favorite body part on a man, she likes the forearms. “They’re generally exposed, available, a little bit vulnerable. A forearm is different with every man, and when it comes to forearms, size matters. I don’t like them slight,” says the former Bond girl.

Halle goes on to talk about orgasms and how I’m awesome at giving them to her. While she doesn’t directly come out and say it, it’s sort of implied.

Ah, yes: the big O. You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That’s all true. And in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damned good orgasms these days. Much better orgasms than when I was twenty-two. And I wouldn’t let a man control that. Not anymore. Now I’d invite him to participate. I’ll tell you this: I’ve learned my tricks. I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I’m not all about frequency. I favor intensity.

See? I told you I was good. This proves it. So don’t believe what those other girls tell you. I don’t sob during sex. It’s more of a whimper.

These pictures are supposedly of Halle Berry in Hawaii at a photo shoot. I’m not 100% sure because the quality sucks. For a while, I thought I was staring at a ghost. Then I figured out it was Halle. For a moment there, I thought that hooker really did curse me.

Christina Aguilera, Nicole Richie and Jennifer Lopez have all sold their babies to the highest bidder in light speed after their births. Halle Berry, on the other hand, hasn’t yet pimped out daughter Nahla. That’s not to say she won’t be doing it since photos are currently being shopped around. MSNBC explains

One magazine editor said that “photos are being shopped, but nothing’s been settled,” so we’re left to wonder if Berry will bring Nahla to the Halle Berry Celebrity Golf Classic on April 27. At the very least, the actress will be revealing her post-baby body.

Halle’s doing yoga, swimming and weight lifting to get back in shape for the golf tournament. Which makes more sense than putting a baby on the cover of a magazine. I’d rather see Halle and her post-pregnancy breasts than her baby. No matter how cute it is. Nahla could be hugging a teddy bear twice her size while Snoopy dances in front of her and I’d still kick her out of the way like Garfield does to Odie just so I could stare at her mommy’s insane rack.

Donatella Versace told People magazine that she was the one who hooked up Halle Berry with her baby’s daddy, Gabriel Aubry.

“Of course, I was at the shoot when they met. I know him very well. I pushed a little bit. I said, ‘Why don’t you go out together.’ I said it in front of them. It went well at the shoot.”

The couple met while shooting a Versace ad in November 2005. Donatella adds, “It was a moment when both of them were single. And they are both such nice people.”

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