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Halle Berry is photo shooting

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These pictures are supposedly of Halle Berry in Hawaii at a photo shoot. I’m not 100% sure because the quality sucks. For a while, I thought I was staring at a ghost. Then I figured out it was Halle. For a moment there, I thought that hooker really did curse me.

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Published on July 4th, 2008 in Halle Berry
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Halle Berry at the Silver Rose Gala and Auction

Halle Berry in no hurry to whore out her baby

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Christina Aguilera, Nicole Richie and Jennifer Lopez have all sold their babies to the highest bidder in light speed after their births. Halle Berry, on the other hand, hasn’t yet pimped out daughter Nahla. That’s not to say she won’t be doing it since photos are currently being shopped around. MSNBC explains

One magazine editor said that “photos are being shopped, but nothing’s been settled,” so we’re left to wonder if Berry will bring Nahla to the Halle Berry Celebrity Golf Classic on April 27. At the very least, the actress will be revealing her post-baby body.

Halle’s doing yoga, swimming and weight lifting to get back in shape for the golf tournament. Which makes more sense than putting a baby on the cover of a magazine. I’d rather see Halle and her post-pregnancy breasts than her baby. No matter how cute it is. Nahla could be hugging a teddy bear twice her size while Snoopy dances in front of her and I’d still kick her out of the way like Garfield does to Odie just so I could stare at her mommy’s insane rack.

Donatella Versace Played Matchmaker Between Halle Berry & Gabriel Aubry

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Donatella Versace told People magazine that she was the one who hooked up Halle Berry with her baby’s daddy, Gabriel Aubry.

“Of course, I was at the shoot when they met. I know him very well. I pushed a little bit. I said, ‘Why don’t you go out together.’ I said it in front of them. It went well at the shoot.”

The couple met while shooting a Versace ad in November 2005. Donatella adds, “It was a moment when both of them were single. And they are both such nice people.”

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Her name is Nahla Ariela Aubry

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You guys have probably been curious as to what Halle Berry named her daughter. Well wonder no more as all will be revealed. Er, I think I gave it away in the title, but if you’re a little thick, her name is Nahla Ariela Aubry.

Nahla means honeybee in Arabic, says Michael D. Cooperson, associate professor of Arabic at UCLA. The girl’s middle name Ariela comes from Hebrew and means “lion for God”.

Combining her first and middle name makes her a honeybee for God. Amazing, isn’t it. I hope one day I may have a child to give a retarded name to. I want mine to be in pig Latin. That way when parents ask me their name, I can proudly tell them and they’ll ask me what language is that and I’ll look them up and down, turn my nose up and leave. “Peon,” I’d scoff as I carried my child away.

Halle Berry names newborn daughter Nahla Ariela [Daily Mail]

Halle Berry’s Baby Has a Name

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Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have named their little kiddo.

According to Access Hollywood, the baby’s name is Nahla Ariela Aubry.

“We didn’t have a name picked out until just before we left the hospital,” said Halle. “For us it was hard to name the most important person in our life until we met her.”

I think that’s a pretty name. Nahla must mean something in some language, but when I Google it all I get is the Northern Alberta Health Libraries Association. And I refuse to do any further research. Because I’m a lazy asshole.

Anyway, I’d go on and on about how this is going to be the most beautiful child in the whole world, but then I think about Rumer Willis and I decide I better wait a few years before making that determination.

Halle Berry gave birth

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Hally Berry finally squeezed out a 7lb 4oz baby girl on Sunday morning, March 16. Halle is a hot piece of ass and her boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, is a model so I’m sure the baby’s genetics are amazing. That or by some cruel twist of fate she’ll be so ugly they’ll be forced to keep her in a potato sack.

“Halle was overcome with emotion when she finally held her little girl. She said everything she had gone through was worth that moment. The tears kept coming as Halle didn’t even want the nurses to take her baby to clean her up and measure. It was a truly beautiful scene.”

If I was a woman and I’d just given birth, I’d ask the doctors to give that thing that just slid out of me a bath and hang one of those pine tree air fresheners around its neck like they do to cars after a car wash. Newborns are always covered in slimy stuff. That’s gross. Plus, that gunk might make them slippery. I’d be deathly afraid of them popping out of my hands like a bar of soap. I don’t know what I’d do if that happened. Probably make a quiet exit while everyone in the room is looking on in disbelief.

Halle Berry Has a Baby Girl

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Halle Berry gave birth to a baby girl Sunday morning in Los Angeles.

Berry, 41, started having contractions on Saturday morning and was admitted into the hospital only to be sent home. She was readmitted that night after contractions had intensified.

A source told Star magazine, “Halle Berry had a 7lb 4 oz girl at 10:17am Sunday morning, March 16, at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. The actress had checked into the hospital for the second time that day after feeling contractions earlier Saturday morning.

“Halle had come to the hospital at 4am in the morning because the felt like she was going into labor. It was a bit scary because her blood pressure was skyrocketing and everyone was a little tense. She’s a diabetic so that was complicating matters as well. The doctors checked the fetal heart rate and everything seemed okay. After a while Halle’s blood pressure came down. She wasn’t dilating anymore so at around 2:45pm they let her go home.

“Halle felt her contractions come on a lot more intensely later that night so she came back to the hospital at 11:00pm Saturday night.

“Halle was overcome with emotion when she finally held her little girl. She said everything she had gone through was worth that moment. The tears kept coming as Halle didn’t even want the nurses to take her baby to clean her up and measure. It was a truly beautiful scene.”

Congratulations Halle!

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Halle Berry popped!

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 (photo from Daily Mail)

Halle Berry had a little baby girl today according to People and that is all that is known now. Halle Berry who has not been seen much for the last few weeks was seen walking a lot this weekend, and you know they say walking is a good way to bring on labor. Guess it worked! 

Halle Berry Popped Out That Kiddo

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Halle Berry gave birth to a healthy baby girl on Sunday.

No word on the name yet.

Any guesses?



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