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Splash News got some photos of Gwen Stefani’s newest baby, Zesta Numa Rock Rossdale, yesterday at the Beverly Hills library. It looks like Gwen found out because she released her own photo on her website in an effort to beat them to the punch. I don’t know if it worked or not, but the baby is cute. He sort of resembles a tiny Michelin Man. I wish I was this cute when I was younger. I would have gotten all the chicks. Like a naked Gwen Stefani! Alas, I had to wait until high school to grow from an ugly duckling into a beautiful swan. And all I had to do was take off my glasses. Who knew it was that easy?

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Splash News got some photos of Gwen Stefani’s newest baby, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale, yesterday at the Beverly Hills library. It looks like Gwen found out because she released her own photo on her website in an effort to beat them to the punch. I don’t know if it worked or not, but the baby is cute. He sort of resembles a tiny Michelin Man. I wish I was this cute when I was younger. I would have gotten all the chicks. Like a naked Gwen Stefani! Alas, I had to wait until high school to grow from an ugly duckling into a beautiful swan. And all I had to do was take off my glasses. Who knew it was that easy?

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Gwen Stefani’s son, Zuma Nesta Rock, eats with a $4,000 diamond encrusted spoon, a gift from her bandmates. The handcrafted sterling silver baby utensil was made by Chrome Hearts jewelers, experts in modern waste.

“Gwen loves it. She would never buy it herself, but that is what makes it so special.”

I have Zuma Nesta beat. I wipe my ass with diamond encrusted toilet paper. $1,000 per sheet! It may shred my anus and not do a very good job of cleaning, but the knowledge that it makes me far superior to everyone else makes the pain well worth it.

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Gwen Stefani gave birth to a baby boy at Cedars-Sinai this morning at 12:46 PM. They named him Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Because they hate him and already curse the day he was born.

“Kingston, Gwen and Gavin Rossdale welcomed the newest member of their family. Mother, baby and family are all happy and healthy.

Zuma Nesta Rock reminds me of beverages and sadness. Zuma = Numa Numa. Nesta = Nestea. Rock = Shaking my head in utter disbelief. They might as well have named him “Please, not the face” so the other kids will know.

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In Touch has it on good authority that Gwen Stefani may have already rid herself of the demon spawn festering in her stomach as of 10 a.m. this morning.

“Gwen’s so excited to have this baby because she gained a lot of weight during this pregnancy,” her pal reveals to In Touch. “She is ready to meet her new baby and get her body back.”

Gwen gained somewhere in the neighborhood of 800 pounds. I heard one time Gavin Rossdale came home and found an elephant trying to rape her. Awkward.

Note: The photo above was created using advanced algorithms to predict what she’ll look like in two weeks. Or it could just be a picture from August of last year.

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• Paris Hilton’s “dog friendly” reputation has gone down the shitter with numerous rumors of her neglecting pets, and apparently the employees at The Puppy Store on Melrose Avenue were aware of this. Last weekend Paris was headed to a photo shoot and decided, out of the blue, that she wanted a puppy because she thought the pictures would be “cuter”. The dumbass went into the pet store, probably strutted around the room a couple of times and quickly decided she wanted a Yorkshire Terrier. The store’s employee, not wanting to see an animal go to someone who would make such a decision on impulse, refused to sell the dog to her. Paris blew a gasket, screaming, “I love my puppies! I want my baby!” and left without a dog.

• Rumor has it Ed McMahon’s wife of 16 years, Pamela McMahon, is spending her husband’s money hand over fist. She loves to shop and apparently acts completely unaware of their financial problems. Just on one AmEx card alone they owe $750K. Although many of Ed’s friends and colleagues would like to help him out financially, they worry that it will only encourage Pamela to keep spending freely. Sadly, Donald Trump is using Ed’s money problems to gain publicity for himself, announcing loudly to the public that he wants to help the 85-year-old. However, he has only said this to the cameras . . not Ed. A source close to Ed hinted, “people who are talking publicly aren’t necessarily the ones who are helping.”

• Queen Latifah, 38, who has been a Jenny Craig spokesperson since January, is inspiring plus sized women to lead healthy lifestyles. She says she initially signed up, not to get skinny, but instead to get healthy. “My intention was to lose five to 10 percent of my body weight because it makes a difference with health related issues, and I achieved that goal in a couple of months. I’m excited about this weight loss.” Latifah is also going to the gym five to seven days a week, switching between the treadmill or elliptical machine. “My jeans are looser, I feel more energetic. People dig it. They come up to me and say ‘I’m glad you’re talking about the health side of it.’ People get that message, which is important too. They see that I’m doing this for the health reasons but also say, ‘She’s still representing for the big girls. She hasn’t abandoned us!’ This is me doing something for me, but if I am going to be a role model I hope people can catch on.”

• Gavin Rossdale recently said that his pregnant wife Gwen Steffani is under tremendous pressure by the media to lose the baby weight once she gives birth. Gwen is due with the couple’s second child this summer. Gavin says he feels terrible that his wife has to worry about it. “Yeah, she does (feel under pressure). I mean, she’s just so dedicated and she’s just amazing with that stuff (weight loss). It’s very hard because everyone’s so judged the whole time.”

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Gwen is officially with child! The father is (hopefully) hubby Gavin Rossdale.

Her father confirmed the news to a variety of media outlets.

Little Kingston’s going to have a brother or sister!!!

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Having just given birth to her son, Kingston, last year, Gwen Stefani is reportedly pregnant again. 13 weeks pregnant!

“They found out at California’s Cedars-Sinai hospital and couldn’t wait to share the news with everyone.”

Back in October Gwen revealed she was keen to have more kids. She said: “Obviously I’m in a race to have another one but I don’t want to do it while I’m out on tour.”

Why is everyone having a baby? Is there something I don’t know about? Should I be worried? Is this a sign that I shouldn’t be adopting children for the sole purpose of enslaving them or is it a sign that I should be? Should I not be whipping them? But, if I don’t, they won’t have any motivation to sew faster. But, if I do, I have to hear them constantly cry about it. Oh, what confusing times we live in.