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Take a trip down memory lane

Source: theblemish.com

Brad Pitt & Gwyneth Paltrow

A poster on ONTD noted that Google and LIFE teamed up to archive a bunch of high quality photos from years past. Photos are said to be rare and even unseen and highlight past trends which have thankfully died.

It’s interesting to see how some celebrities turned out the way they did. Especially Leonardo DiCaprio. He used to be a lanky, gawky kid who looked like he didn’t need to do much studying for his Gilbert Grape role. Now he’s a handsome and amazing actor. And don’t forget Britney Spears. She, uh, well, she got a little better. LIFE notes this photo was taken in 1999 but I swear this is future 40-year-old Britney coming back to warn 1999 Britney about K-Fed, shaving her head and attacking paparazzi with an umbrella. It’s safe to say she didn’t listen.

Fire up the Google image search and add “source:life” after any person’s name to find the archived photos. Feel free to post any oddball finds.

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Published on November 20th, 2008 in Google, Life
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Google’s Trying to Get Its Employees Laid

Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com

Google may seem like the perfect place to work if you’re a nerdy computer genius. You can be among lots of other nerdy computer geniuses. They have free gourmet food on site. Free massages. Dry-cleaning. Stock options. None of which is really doing a lot to help you get laid. But now Google’s taking steps to change all that, according to Page Six:

GOOGLE’S “media” soiree at its new Chelsea office on Oct. 3 is looking more like a singles mixer than a meet-and-greet with reporters. The invitation reads, “Please join us for a media cocktail party” to “meet Googlers in the know.” But many veteran media reporters for business and tech publications weren’t invited, while the fashionable, mostly female staffers at W and Women’s Wear Daily were. “It’s not a ‘media party,’ ” one invitee snickered. “It’s a party for horny tech nerds who want cute girls to show up.” Party organizer Anne Espiritu told us, “We are hosting an event for consumer and broadcast media.”

Sounds like fun!

Google’s Buying DoubleClick

Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com

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Sigh. Remember when we were just really excited to have such a good search engine? Via the AP:

Seeking to expand its already well-honed ability to sell targeted Internet advertisements, online search leader Google Inc. said it has agreed to pay $3.1 billion in cash to acquire ad-management technology company DoubleClick Inc.

The two companies announced the deal after the markets closed Friday. The boards of both companies have approved the takeover, which is expected to close by the end of the year.

New York-based DoubleClick helps its customers place and track online advertising, including search ads, which Google — more than its nearest search competitors Yahoo Inc. and Microsoft Corp. — has turned into an extremely lucrative business.

Viacom Hates Free Publicity

Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com

Media giant Viacom is suing YouTube, and its new parent company, Google, for copyright infringement, to the tune of $1 billion-with-a-B, after negotiations toward creating a partnership between the two groups fell apart. Viacom wants the courts to issue an injunction preventing YouTube from further copyright infringement while the case is pending.

For their part, the Google folks are “confident that YouTube has respected the legal rights of copyright holders and believe the courts will agree.”

I, for one, don’t see how that’s possible, but what do I know? Man, this sort of thing never would have happened when YouTube was an independent company with zilch on the balance sheet. Damn you, Google.

Did Britney’s Vagina Break Google?

Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com

From Blogger’s status blog:

Thursday, November 30, 2006
We are currently investigating the intermittent 502 error pages on the new version of Blogger in beta and its Blog*Spot blogs. If you experience one of these errors, waiting a minute or so and refreshing may help.

I’ve talked to a few other gossip bloggers, all of whom are experiencing insane levels of traffic from people searching for Britney’s vagina. At Evil Beet yesterday we experienced traffic at more than ten times our normal level. Today we’re on track for that to be twenty times. I wonder if this sudden traffic surge is impacting Google’s Blogger servers. Man, I hope so. I hope Britney’s vagina broke Google.

Related: sorry for the 502 errors. It’s not my fault! If you try to load the site and it won’t come up, try again in a few minutes. Thanks for reading! (Or, um, looking, as is the case for most of you.)

Did Britney’s Vagina Break Google?

Source: evilbeetgossip.com

From Blogger’s status blog:

Thursday, November 30, 2006
We are currently investigating the intermittent 502 error pages on the new version of Blogger in beta and its Blog*Spot blogs. If you experience one of these errors, waiting a minute or so and refreshing may help.

I’ve talked to a few other gossip bloggers, all of whom are experiencing insane levels of traffic from people searching for Britney’s vagina. At Evil Beet yesterday we experienced traffic at more than ten times our normal level. Today we’re on track for that to be twenty times. I wonder if this sudden traffic surge is impacting Google’s Blogger servers. Man, I hope so. I hope Britney’s vagina broke Google.

Related: sorry for the 502 errors. It’s not my fault! If you try to load the site and it won’t come up, try again in a few minutes. Thanks for reading! (Or, um, looking, as is the case for most of you.)

Google buys Youtube

Source: theblemish.com

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In a move that puts Google at #1 in internet video, Google bought Youtube this afternoon for $1.65 billion. Youtube was founded by Chad Hurley, Steve Chen and Jawed Karim in February 2005.

Founders Chad Hurley and Steve Chen and their 65 employees will join the company, Google said today in a statement distributed by Business Wire. In less than two years, San Bruno, California-based YouTube has catapulted from startup to Internet icon with 34 million monthly U.S. visitors.

That’s amazing. Considering Youtube started up only last year and had been burning VC money, this is the equivalent of winning the lottery. $1.65 billion! Do you know how many hookers that could buy? Live ones?!

I put up a picture of Jessica Alba because…why not?

The things you can see on Google Earth!

Source: seriouslyomg.com

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When most people use virtual globe Google Earth, they look up such sights as Sydney Opera House, Big Ben or even their own homes. But two of the computer program’s users got an extra surprise when they explored the Dutch city of the Hague - and spotted topless sunbathers. A Dutch blogger looking for his favourite pub accidentally zeroed in on a man wearing just shorts, lying on the roof of a house by a canal. A woman lying face down on a separate rooftop terrace was spied by an unknown browser who mentioned it on an online forum. The sunbathers found their way on to Google Earth because they were catching a tan when the satellite used for mapping the planet was passing overhead. A Google Earth spokeswoman said: "Things like this do happen and people will find them for a bit of fun." Other bizarre sightings include "hovering cars" in Perth and missiles in the deserts of Iraq. With higher quality satellite imagery being added, it is now possible to see people going about their daily lives. But these two cases are the first reported instances of this type of partial nudity.

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My friend Jerry got me addicted to Google Earth and it is amazing what you can see on it! You can find your house, where people live or died and so on! So if you bored, download Google Earth!

Storm Large told Tommy Lee 6 letters - Google

Source: seriouslyomg.com

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Wow that picture is as bad as her singing! She so messed up that The Cars song and hopefully the boys of Supernova will see this and bash the overrated bitch. If you want to see more pictures of her, you can check it out at Laura Domela

Now more on Rock Star: Superrnova, Jason Newsted is so sad. I mean he is the Randy Jackson of the group where he all he does is talk about his has been career that will never be again. And the fact that he had to go up there and jam with Phil and take camera time away from him is again so sad. He looks like the blond one in Beavis and Butthead. I so can’t stand his sad sorry a$$. The other judges are growing one me, but he repulses more and more every episode. Mark Burnett bad bad choice on asking him to do the show.

And now I am up to Lucas Rossi. A few weeks ago we saw Eva Longoria without make-up and we learned make-up makes her beautiful. Lucas is the opposite, it makes him fuglier. So fugly I can not look as his sorry face. He is like the ugly Good Charlotte triplet. But he will win  because he is fugly like Supernova. I know there are girls out there that like the look, but give me Duran Duran anyday!



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