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The other day, Travis Barker took time out of his busy schedule of rehabbing and took his scorched body over to a computer to type out a MySpace entry insisting he and Shanna aren’t back together. It seems no one cared but him because Shanna was frolicking with Gerard Butler in Shin the other night. Travis will be glad to know that while he’s soothing his third degree burns with his tears, King Leonidas will be tappin’ his ex.

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Gerard Butler is currently under investigation by the LAPD for allegedly punching a photog numerous times. The incident happened at around 2 a.m. on Tuesday. A photog was following Gerard’s limo when Gerard stopped, got out and asked why he was following him. The photog replied, “Hey, that’s my job.” At that point, Gerard allegedly grabbed the photog by the throat and punched him three to four times. TMZ says the 300 actor then kicked the car and went back to punch the photog another three to four times. A few stitches later, the photog filed a police report.

However, witnesses have a different account. They say Butler was provoked. Sources indicate the photog followed Gerard for hours, driving recklessly and almost hitting several pedestrians. Gerard got out and hit him in the face, but the photog followed for another hour before seeking medical attention. TMZ also learned that he spoke with a civil lawyer before filing the report.

Whatever. Gerard should have slashed his tires for added emphasis. If some psycho was chasing me around the whole day, I’d be pretty freaked out too. Especially if it was a dude. Because I don’t swing that way. At least not when sober.

[Image via TMZ]

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Out promoting his new film, RocknRolla, Gerard Butler talks about the time he had a love scene with Thandie Newton and despite having a “bad throat infection,” he did it anyway. What a warrior.

“I’d had a bad throat infection, and it wouldn’t have been fair on Thandie for me to kiss her. So Guy went, ‘Right, we’ll do it like this — get in there and undo her zip!’” Butler told the October issue of Britain’s Marie Claire. “That was the day I realized how professional Thandie is.”

You get to wriggle around in bed with a hot actress. Who cares if it’s fake and you have a cold. If it was me and I was all mucusy, I’d do it too. “Sorry baby, I didn’t mean to blow snot all over your body,” I would say as my penis poked her in the stomach.

Gerard also talks about Madonna and her bullshit cold remedies.

“One night during filming, Madonna turns up and goes, ‘Are you the sick one?’” he recalled. “‘You wanna get better?… Do everything I say,’ (Madonna said). At this point I’m giggling like a little kid and she’s like, ‘Do you wanna do this or not?’ So I’m like, ‘Yeah, I do — but you’re Madonna!’”

“It didn’t do a f—ing thing,” he laughed.

Well I’ll be damned. Madonna’s new age remedies did nothing. I’m sure it involved placing a blessed rock on Gerard’s chest and then raping him. Hmm. I’m no doctor, but I have a strong suspicion that putting a rape choke on someone isn’t going to help their throat infection.

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Gerard Butler was working out when a bunch of paparazzi asked him about the rumor that he’s dating Cameron Diaz. Gerard’s response, whereby he inadvertently, but correctly called Cameron Diaz a bitch, was both hilarious and incredibly awesome. If you can’t play the video, he said, “If I take my dog for a walk, apparently I’m fucking my dog!” *Swings fist in air and makes the Arsenio Hall “hoo-hoo-hoo” sound*

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In disturbing news of the day, Cameron Diaz and Gerard Butler may be dating. The two were seen sharing drinks at Shutters and doing some light petting at Teddy’s Bar. Witnesses said that, at the time, they wanted to vomit.

A source — who saw the pair sharing drinks at Shutters Hotel last week — said: “They walked up to the balcony area to look at the sunset. He had one arm round her waist and the other on the small of her back.

“She kept giggling and touching his chest to whisper in his ear. They obviously had a good night.”

‘Shrek’ star Diaz, 35, and Butler, 38, have also been out at Teddy’s Bar in the Roosevelt Hotel in LA, where fellow clubbers say there was a lot of “thigh touching”.

It is unknown how the star of 300 fell prey to her witchcraft or why he did not simply impale her with a spear like he did to those other monsters in that movie.

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Once your film has conquered North America in all its arguably homoerotic glory, what’s next? Where can you bring this film where the violent nature, the man-love, and the fact that it was released in the U.S. a full three months ago will all be deeply appreciated?

Tokyo, baby.

Gerard Butler and his penis were on-hand at the Meiji Shrine to premiere the film in Japan. Enjoy.

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Are you one of the 80 billion people who saw 300 last weekend when it was still a movie I had honestly never in my life even heard of? Yes? Well then perhaps you are interested in these pictures of Gerard Butler, featuring the outline of his penis. Even if you didn’t see the movie and have never ever heard of him (like me!), penises are still awesome (yay!). Go penises!