Celebrity Quote of the Day - Kate Beckinsale

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“I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in.”

- Kate Beckinsale says she is too good at sex to know how to cook.

Published on June 6th, 2008 in Celebrity Quotes, Celebrity Sex, Fun Bags, Kate Beckinsale, Sex

Supersized Mammaries

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Christina Aguilera at the LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas on May 31st, looking like her usual clown-faced self.

Her boobs are too big! She used to have such a cute little petite frame. Those massive funbags don’t help her look any smaller after having her first child. Maybe that’s why she always has a coat on over her dresses these days. But she still likes to showcase those bad boys!

Published on June 2nd, 2008 in Christina Aguilera, Fun Bags, Makeup and Spray Tan Mayhem

Too Much of a Good Thing

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I guess, if you consider silicone a good thing.

I’m certainly not against having your boobs done, but good lawd, woman! Having mammoth tits like that is just asking to be critiqued. How can you look at Jodie Marsh and NOT think she’s an easy bimbo? She might a well have an eye tattooed on each mound since that’s the only thing people see when they look at her. Oh, and her f*cked up nose..

Can you imagine trying to sleep with those things flopping around? Forget sleeping on your stomach! They look sloppy, uncomfortable and really don’t do much for her figure.

Guys, chime in, Hot or NOT?

Published on April 25th, 2008 in Attention Whores, Celebrity Sluts, Celebrity Surgery, Cosmetic Surgery, Fun Bags, Hot or Not, Jodie Marsh, Sluts, That's Gross, Weird Bodyparts

Jodie Marsh: Attention Whore Extraordinaire

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UK bimbo Jodie Marsh is truly at the bottom of the white trash can.

Not even 30 years-old, she looks like she’s pushing 50. Toting her boytoy around while wearing a halter dress that showcases her basketball sized melons, she exudes a lack of confidence although she tries to portray otherwise.

What is she hiding from underneath all that makeup? Her terribly ugly inside?

Published on April 23rd, 2008 in Attention Whores, Celebrity Surgery, Cosmetic Surgery, Fun Bags, Jodie Marsh, Weird Bodyparts

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Christina Aguilera

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“I haven’t quite got back to my pre-baby weight yet, but I’m loving my body right now. My husband loves my cleavage in particular! I’ve just got back into the gym and I’m doing some boxing and weights. I want to be totally back in shape for when I start putting out my next record.”

- Christina Aguilera is working on getting her pre-baby body back but she and husband Jordan are happy with the way she looks in the meantime.

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Published on March 27th, 2008 in Celebrity Weight, Christina Aguilera, Fun Bags

Battle of the Boobs!

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Can you guess whose boobs they are? Click them to find out! Yes, it’s a slow news week..

Published on March 12th, 2008 in Fun Bags, Who is it?

What’s Her Superhero Name?

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Jordan (Katie Price) promoting her new book in a ridiculous outfit.

Bitch is like Pam Anderson. Aging attention whores are the worst! Anyhow, I say she looks like the ringleader of the sluts-on-parade circus, but the outfit does scream superhero whore!

Published on February 15th, 2008 in Attention Whores, Celebrity Sluts, Dumb Bitches, Fun Bags, Katie Price, Models & Supermodels, Wardrobe Malfunctions

Heidi Montag Wants You to Feel Sorry For Her

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Heidi Montag admits the overwhelming negative response she received after her new video ‘Higher’ came out, made her sob herself to sleep.

Heh. You know I had to cover this story.

“I just started sobbing uncontrollably. I cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out. I just couldn’t understand why people I didn’t even know felt the need to be so cruel and hurtful toward me…I am just a 21-year-old from a small town in Colorado trying to follow her dreams.” Montag says.

Equally annoying boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, says he comforted Heidi after the negative reviews began pouring in.

“I just held her and told her it was going to be OK. This is just part of being an artist. If it were easy, everyone would be a pop star.”Regardless of most of us finding the song unlistenable, teeny-boppers have been eating it up. Montag’s song ‘Higher’ reached No. 7 on the iTunes Top 10 pop chart.

Yeah, I know. Britney’s Blackout all over again..

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Published on February 13th, 2008 in Attention Whores, Celebrity Morons, Celebs in Bikinis, Dumb Bitches, Fun Bags, Heidi Montag, Music, Oh STFU, Reality TV Stars, Spencer Pratt

More Than a Handful!

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Damn, girl has got curves! Don’t you just want to stick your face between those things?

She looks great with a little meat on her bones actually. If only she would lay off the fricking war paint! She’s a pretty girl who thinks she has to glam it up all the time. I think she’s much hotter when she is dressed down and has minimal makeup. She overdoes everything. The tan, the hair, the makeup.

Quit trying so hard Xtina!