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Ever since Evan Rachel Wood was seen with Mickey Rourke, there have been rumors that the two were dating. This, of course, isn’t true. Mickey Rourke is a monster and Evan Rachel Wood is currently suffering from an identity crisis which makes them incompatible. That and Rachel says they’re just friends who bonded on the set of their new film, The Wrestler.

“Spread the word – I’m not dating Mickey Rourke,” Wood told PEOPLE at Sunday’s Hollywood Life 3rd annual Behind the Camera Awards in Hollywood. “Everybody thinks we’re dating and we’re not.”

“Mickey and I bonded while shooting The Wrestler and we became friends, but nothing more. I guess, because of my recent break up, I will be linked to many people, but I am not interested in pursuing a relationship at this point in my life. Any such rumor should not be taken seriously.”

The other night, paparazzi asked Rourke about the rumor while he was hanging out with a hot chick. He denied it as well and added, “Tell that faggot that said all this shit in the paper, I’d like to break his fucking legs.”

Yikes. You’d think Rourke would be more sensitive to the gays and not use the word “faggot” in such a derogatory manner since he’s inspired, fashion wise, by the Village People. Hot pink underwear underneath unzipped, tight leather pants? That’s just flaming.

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What the hell? The picture on the left is supposed to be Evan Rachel Wood at the AFI Fest screening of The Wrestler but I swear it’s Dita Von Teese (right). Although I can see how it can be mistaken for a very psychopathic Evan Rachel Wood slowly losing her mind.

Rachel dated Marilyn Manson (just like Dita) for a while and broke up with him recently (just like Dita). Now she’s dressing like Dita, doing her makeup like Dita and styling her hair just like Dita.

If I was Dita, I’d start to be a little worried. Especially if Rachel comes up to her and asks to be her roommate. If Rachel does move in and a new puppy they buy is mysteriously thrown out the window, then it’s seriously time to call the cops before Rachel orally rapes her boyfriend while he’s sleeping.

Photos are of Evan Rachel Wood and then Dita Von Teese. Spot the differences.

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It really isn’t possible to write a tasteful story about Marilyn Manson. It isn’t really possible to write anything about Marilyn Manson that most sane individuals wouldn’t find pretty offensive. So here we go, adding to the pile. A logical person – with nothing better to do – would likely spend a good deal of time wondering exactly how Marilyn Manson got to be the way he is. I have one word for you: genetics. Or to get all Freudian: Mother. Although considering Marilyn Manson’s mother raised him, I guess you could also say nurturing was the problem. So basically, nature, nurture, and his mom are the reasons Marilyn Manson is eight kinds of f-ed up. Would you like a specific example? Well it seems that Barb Warner - aka Mrs. Manson – kept young Marilyn’s (he was known by the slightly-less-creepy Brian then) foreskin after he was circumcised. In a jar. I know some parents save baby teeth, some save locks of hair, I get that parents like to save parts of their children’s bodies. But there is a line between a molar and a foreskin. That’s the 5th weirdest sentence I’ve ever written.

Marilyn Manson is hoping to one day make a fortune from a childhood souvenir - his foreskin. The shock rocker’s mother, Barb Warner, has long been rumored to have kept the foreskin from his circumcision in a small jar - and Manson admits it is all true, even joking about the potential value of such an item.

He says, “It’s in more of a contact lens case, kind of like a shriveled up Lifesaver . If she ever came here, she would wave it around. We’re hoping Sotheby’s one day.â€?

[From Starpulse]

Well I guess we know where he gets his sense of humor/sense of perversity from. Though I did chuckle at the Sotheby’s line. I’ve heard of a serial killer who kept their fingernail clippings in a jar. I’m pretty sure that this is much, much worse. I’d instruct Barb Warner’s local police department to keep a very close eye on her. I’d also fake a warrant and insist on digging up her whole yard – just to be on the safe side. Next time I criticize Marilyn Manson for his collection of Chinese skeletons and shriveled baby heads, I’m going to remind myself that it’s not 100% his fault. Somehow keeping the bones of a complete stranger seems less upsetting than the foreskin of your own son.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are shown trying to hide beneath a green velvet blanket outside the Led Zeppelin concert on 12/10/07. It also looks like Manson throws water on the photographer. He must be pissed because he’s not wearing makeup. Thanks to PRPhotos.

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Marilyn Manson is undeniably strange as a stage persona, but I thought that was all it was. Turns out his weirdness extends to his private life as Brian. It seems he’s been using band funds (Marilyn Manson is actually the band’s name too, for those of you not in the know) to fund his private collection of human remains. He’s being sued by his former keyboardist, Madonna Wayne Gracy, for monies owing.

Madonna Wayne Gacy - real name Stephen Gregory Bier Jr. - made the revelation in new legal papers added to his existing lawsuit against the singer, in which he accuses the star of failing to pay him during his time in the band. Bier filed the original lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court in August (07), in which he claims Manson squandered his band’s earnings on “sick and disturbing” Nazi memorabilia and a skeleton of a young Chinese girl, among other unusual items.

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Manson apparently found a shop that was well stocked in ‘sick and disturbing’ merchandise, as Bier says Manson also bought a skeleton of a man in a wheelchair, and masks made of human skin. I wonder how much they cost…

Beir also claims that Manson’s girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood, received the “highest salary ever paid to any actress in any music video in history” for her role in Heart Shaped Glasses. While for the most part Wood gazes up at Manson adoringly through – what else? – heart shaped glasses, the beginning of the video features her having simulated sex with Manson. I’m guessing her enormous salary was basically just Manson’s way of getting a girl topless near him, as he hadn’t been able to win her over with his collection of human remains.

Marilyn Manson is obviously looking for a new career where he doesn’t need to share the proceeds - this time he’s going to break records. The first one he’s going to try, and possibly the last, is bathing with rattlesnakes. The current record, held by ‘Texas Snakeman’ Jackie Bibby, is sharing the tub with 87 snakes for 45 minutes. The secret to bathing with snakes is to move very slowly, according to Jackie.

Note by Celebitchy: The story about Marilyn Manson collecting bizarre memorabilia came out in August, but new papers were filed in the lawsuit by his old bandmate, with the revelation about the skeleton in the wheelchair and the human skin masks.

Marilyn Manson is shown out to dinner with Evan Rachel Wood on 9/9/07 in Toronto during the Toronto Film Festival, thanks to Splash News.

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