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Eva Mendes is pissed that she’s compared to that other Latina actress Jennifer Lopez. Eva would like to think her career is a little more serious.

“I would like to think I will have a more serious career than J.Lo. We may both be of Latin origin but that’s where the comparisons stop. She manages her career like the head of a big corporation, whereas the only thing I care about is becoming the best actress possible.”

Forget for a second Eva Mendes was in Ghost Rider and 2 Fast 2 Furious. She has a point. Almost every movie Jennifer has been in has sucked. Lopez is like the Latina Tara Reid minus the disfiguring plastic surgery. Jennifer’s idea of acting is to talk in a wispy voice and look into the camera with sad eyes. IN EVERY SINGLE SCENE! Being compared to Jennifer Lopez is probably the worst thing that could happen. People would rather be locked in a cage with a horny Courtney Love.

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While promoting her new line of bedding at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week, Eva Mendes announced that she’s had sex in all 50 states. *Stunned silence* She went on to clarify that it wasn’t with 50 different men and that “A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger.” *Sigh*

So, what did Eva learn on her amazing journey? That Arizona and Colorado are the best states to have sex in:

“Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky, she noted, whatever it was, it was really, really good.”

The worst state by far was Alaska:

“I’d really like a do-over on that state,” Mendes said, before suggesting publicists at Alaska Air sponsor a trip for her there for that purpose.

In related news, Alaska, here I come and Eva, prepare for the most incredible 2 – 2.5 minutes of your life.

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Calvin Klein is currently promoting their new fragrance, Secret Obsession, with a controversial commercial starring Eva Mendes rolling around naked. It was quickly banned in the U.S. forcing Calvin Klein to re-cut it. But because the fashion house has so much integrity, they’ve decided to put the uncut version online. Video up above, slightly NSFW.

“This development is not entirely a surprise for the U.S. market,” said Tom Murry, president and chief operating officer of Calvin Klein Inc.

“We believe the commercial is exceptional and hits the mark for Secret Obsession. We will reach our consumers in the U.S. primarily through the Web site, the print campaign and at point of sale. We are anticipating a very successful global launch.”

When the ad’s creative director, Fabien Baron, heard the news, he blamed the president.

“You must be kidding me. This country really needs a new president — this country is so messed up,” said Baron. “It’s such a joke and it’s quite upsetting, frankly, how hypocritical this country has become. It’s OK for children to see people killed by guns? Spreading a little love right now would be a good idea.

Of course, I’m writing about this only because you can totally see Eva’s nipple in it! Hubba hubba!

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Who has it worse? Fergie, who has to stand next to Eva Mendes, someone a billion times hotter than her and makes her look like an even fuglier monster, or Eva Mendes, who has to stand next to Fergie, a person whose ugliness could very well be contagious? I’m going to have to go with Eva Mendes only because it’s a scientific fact ugly people don’t have feelings.

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People were slightly taken aback when Eva Mendes checked herself into Cirque Lodge rehab in January. At the time, her publicist stated that Eva went in for “personal issues.” Many assumed she had a coke problem, but today Star Magazine via SF Gate speculates Eva was doing research for her character, Teresa Mendoza, in Queen of the South. In it, she plays the wife of a murdered drug-runner boyfriend who flees from Mexico to Spain. She stars alongside Josh Hartnett and Ben Kingsley. What her character has to do with rehab is currently unknown. Maybe she wanted to see what living with a bunch of drug addicts felt like.

Which reminds me. I have to hide in the girl’s locker room at my gym and try to act inconspicuous in the sauna. It’s something I’m very passionate about. Hm, what? Research? Why would I… oh, yea… right, research.

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In Italian Vogue, stare at tons of pictures of Eva Mendes topless. In US Vogue, find out more about Drew Barrymore. Is it just me or does anyone else think the US division of Vogue knows nothing about the magazine business. A few more after the jump.

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Here’s newly rehabbed and, coincidentally, newly A-list celeb Eva Mendes doing some shopping at Calvin Klein.

I think it’s funny, because the public never really knew Eva had a drinking or drug problem, because she wasn’t a big enough star for the press to be dogging her every drunken exploit, a la Lohan or Kiki Drunkst. But now that’s she’s actually been in rehab, you better believe the paps are waiting with bated breath to catch her relapse on tape.

Ironic, isn’t it?

I wish you all the best, Ms. Mendes.

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Blind item from today’s NY Post:

Which actress went into rehab only after she suffered a miscarriage? She was on a four-day cocaine bender when she lost the baby she didn’t even know she was carrying .

Yikes Eva, FOUR days? That’s pretty major. Just goes to show that [almost] everyone is Hollywood is a coke-head.  Even the squeaky clean ones.